girlfriend: he's too immature i’m
dumping him
her friend: ya remember when he got
excited that he could drink 2 capri suns
atonce?
[i walk in holding 3 capri suns] babe
you’re not gonna believe this
I hate when girls confuse a fun guy with an immature guy. They end up dating boring dudes and then hating the relationship. They wonder why they can never find the right guy.
Females be complaining when we play games when we work 2 much when we waste money on cars. Honestly women toss us a bone. Even showing you our Capri sun skills makes you dump us. It’s been decided females will complain no matter what our hobby is. Do what you love they’ll complain either way. :P
On one of our first calls i had with my gf she took a sticky note, cut it into small bits, and stuck them to her eyes, upper lip, and chin like it was eyebrows and facial hair, and i love that woman with all of my heart
Hoes need to learn the difference between being mature and being serious. acting serious all the time is actually pretty immature, cause people who are mature know life’s too short to not fuck around sometimes
I hate this cause thats the kinda guy you should stick with knowing he wont try anything. Dont just go for a guy with tons of cash, or super hot bod. Find someone that will make you smile and will always be loyal
Damn bitch ungrateful as fuck, at least you know the nigga won't cheat on you cuz he gon be too busy playin xbox and eatin fuckin oreos, get yo priorities straight hoe
I mean I own my own house and am a manager at a successful business yet you get me with my best friend at a restaurant and we will be silly AF as if we're 12 again.
This man is simply enjoying his life. What he is spouse to change who he is because she doesn’t agree with his actions and calls it “immature”. If I were him. I dump her for sure
Maturity is totally redefined now, girls think to be “mature” you gotta be serious all the time, no, being “mature” means being serious at the RIGHT time, it’s self control, I don’t have a gf 😭
If your girlfriend (friend) agrees or nudges you to break up with your boyfriend and you do it. 9 out of 10 times you’ll find her sleeping with him and or in a relationship with him in a month. Women are sly like that.
Let me correct this, *his pockets arnt deep enough, his dick is to small, and he doesnt devote 100% all of his attention to me, sacrificing all of his goals and dreams.... I think I'm going to break up with him.*
Wow, my boyfriend is literally a 6'1 child and I always have a great time with him. Of course there's moments of seriousness when we need to be mature, but heck. Have fun and live
Can we, as a society, start normalizing doing little silly things that make us happy? You don’t have to act professional every second of your life. It’s a waste.
Bitch, that sounds like potential for one badass competition right there, let's go, four lemonade Capri Suns at once, first one to die has to get groceries