Girl: You better not cum in me
Guy: Then you better go sleep on the
couch
Girl: Why?
Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out
A
Girl: You better not cum in me Guy: Then you better go sleep on the couch Girl: Why? Guy: Cuz the couch pulls out A
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite
Sex
Gay ppl: I only like the same sex
Bi ppl:
ASS IS ASS mf =
Astralreign93 Astralreign93
19 may
Straight ppl: I only like the opposite Sex Gay ppl: I only like the same sex Bi ppl: ASS IS ASS mf =
When someone says: OMG, girl.
You look just like your dad!
BoyGenius BoyGenius
29 oct 2020
When someone says: OMG, girl. You look just like your dad!
Sarah
During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled
THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
yoden22 yoden22
24 sep 2020
Sarah During teaching today I was petting my cat and my co-teacher announced it and asked to see the cat. Then no fewer than 60% of the students reached down and pulled THEIR cats up into view of the cameras and suddenly my Zoom squares were all cats and everything was perfect.
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says...
spaceshoup tumblr com
There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it,
It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!*
w\ AS
"and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain...
of Vow
must
hell of
4 Personally, think
Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
And the 'shepherd's boy... VAnd the 'shepherd's boy says... spaceshoup tumblr com There's It this mountain takes an of hour pure diamond. it, It takes an hour to climb It, and an hour to go around it!* w\ AS "and sharpens its beak on the diamond mountain... of Vow must hell of 4 Personally, think Personally, I think that's a hell of a. that's ahe! 'ofa bird,
Crows in Texas be like
Yee-Caw.
Crows in Texas be like Yee-Caw.
Me when can hear people chewing:
Me when can hear people
Le
Me when can hear people chewing: Me when can hear people Le
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for
$500
Klutch145 Klutch145
22 dec 2020
When you're browsing the dark web and see yourself on sale for $500
Comments
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BIG I
hey wait minute I this ts just very tiny cat with
veguiar sized pumpkin
CHEN
__Support__ __Support__
22 sep 2020
BIG I hey wait minute I this ts just very tiny cat with veguiar sized pumpkin CHEN
You capture Maui, I'll take care of Grevous with any huck, this will all be over soon.
EPISODE
REVENGE OF THE SITH
Oh, I don't think so
MemesPage MemesPage
28 sep 2020
You capture Maui, I'll take care of Grevous with any huck, this will all be over soon. EPISODE REVENGE OF THE SITH Oh, I don't think so
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?"
have food at home"
Mom:
ie
Orsoth
27d
Mom: "So where are you taking me out to eat on mother's day?" have food at home" Mom: ie
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it
FIRMLY GRASP IT
TheSpongyKrab TheSpongyKrab
25 sep 2020
When you're trying to teach your homie to jellyfish, but they aren't quite getting it FIRMLY GRASP IT
Meghan Markle every time
her car passes a tunnel
ilovejamesholmes ilovejamesholmes
10 mar
Meghan Markle every time her car passes a tunnel
Do I have your attention now?
SS
cutekinkyuwumemes5 cutekinkyuwumemes5
14 apr
Do I have your attention now? SS
Just got anew dog and wanted to share him with the world - Just got a new dog and wanted to share him with the world
FitchPlayz
26 sep 2020
Just got anew dog and wanted to share him with the world - Just got a new dog and wanted to share him with the world
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
18 may
photos from twilight and shrek that radiate the same energy: a thread
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth