Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers
PROMO
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
I have so much respect and appreciation for my local supermarket workers PROMO
The more learn about people, the more like my dog.
Mark Twain
FuckItDriveOn FuckItDriveOn
26 sep 2020
The more learn about people, the more like my dog. Mark Twain
nonymous
that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you
know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets
to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to
slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way.
He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
thiccaronyncheese thiccaronyncheese
9 apr
nonymous that son of a bitch, you can see it in his eyes. Looking right back at you. Knowing that you know that he knows that you know that he knows that you know he motorboats those tiddies on his tippytoes every night in pure ecstasy. That he gets to plow into his snu snu bride, holding one leg up in each hand like he's pushing open two huge oak doors, and getting to slam her with no restraint whatsoever. Her huge milkers bouncing around, hitting each other with meaty thick smacks after every thrust as he busts his nuts into his giantess. You know this, and he knows you know this. And that's why he looks at you that way. He won a game you didn't even know you could play. That son of a bitch
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
Mizusaki Mizusaki
25 sep 2020
This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. - This is my cat Shadow. He is 13. I found him in a tree when he was a kitten and we have been best friends since. :)
MyLeftNutIsSore MyLeftNutIsSore
24 sep 2020
Your honour if I was guilty could I do this? viewe -1 vear ann do this?
FoxesGoBoom FoxesGoBoom
24 sep 2020
<xgoodboyx> the diamonds are right up here
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord."
"Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
FlyingWhale FlyingWhale
27 sep 2020
"I've just learned a terrible truth. I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord." "Yeah, but you acting kinda sus though."
Me: *hits my elbow on desk*
My entire nervous system:
asmordusu asmordusu
8 dec 2020
Me: *hits my elbow on desk* My entire nervous system:
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
are tom and jerry best friends x I
ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE
Tom and Jerry are best friends. But
Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry.
Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
LittyWolfGirl420 LittyWolfGirl420
20 sep 2020
are tom and jerry best friends x I ALL MAGES NEWS HOPPING VIDE Tom and Jerry are best friends. But Tom has to pretend to hate Jerry in order to protect (Jerry) so Tom's owner doesn't replace (Tom) with a cat that actually wants to kill Jerry. Perhaps I treated you too harshly.
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a
SS
Culture Crave ff) @Culture...
purple penis that can change density
comedycentral
82
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StarboardPanda StarboardPanda
26 jan 2021
Paul Bettany reveals Vision has a SS Culture Crave ff) @Culture... purple penis that can change density comedycentral 82 82 T) 223 595
I copied my project from Wikipedia
PM
To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia.
PM
rare
Modern problems require modern solutions
MichaelangeloDaVinci MichaelangeloDaVinci
28 dec 2020
I copied my project from Wikipedia PM To protect from plagiarism, I then deleted that section from Wikipedia. PM rare Modern problems require modern solutions
Trying to remove the GameStop Pre-
Owned stickers off my game case like
urwaifusux urwaifusux
6 apr
Trying to remove the GameStop Pre- Owned stickers off my game case like
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself
I proudblackconservative
Responsible af. good doggo.
You can't be mad at him
psychedelicfelon
Definitely should give him a treat
GET THIS DOG A TREAT
_Bug_ _Bug_
23 sep 2020
He peed on the floor and tried to clean it up himself I proudblackconservative Responsible af. good doggo. You can't be mad at him psychedelicfelon Definitely should give him a treat GET THIS DOG A TREAT
Home Stallone
Home Stallone
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
Scarredfoxx Scarredfoxx
24 oct 2020
Wait, before we go in, do I look high?
In 2010, a man in
In 2010, man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
The guy:
nervousari
29 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in In 2010, man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence. The guy:
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU-
FOX /8\
NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
22 sep 2020
ALL POLITICIANS ARE CORRU- FOX /8\ NEWS Minnesota town re-elects dog as its mayor