Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69?
Boys:
IT'S THE LAW
BryanSwanson BryanSwanson
22 jan 2021
Girls: Why do boys say "Nice" everytime they see a 69? Boys: IT'S THE LAW
1. Iron Stare
2. Private America
3. Thur
4. The Help
5. House Spider
6. Steak Fries
cuntwithspunk cuntwithspunk
24 feb
1. Iron Stare 2. Private America 3. Thur 4. The Help 5. House Spider 6. Steak Fries
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
Deanus_Satanus Deanus_Satanus
28 nov 2020
When you touch the smallest amount of anti seize:
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position."
- Muhammad Ali
MartinPurple MartinPurple
18 may
"I don't trust someone who is nice to me but rude to the waiter, because they would treat me the same way if I were in that position." - Muhammad Ali
IDENTIFYING
WOOD
ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl
YEP, IT'S WOOD
IDENTIFYING WOOD ACCURATE RESULTS WITH SIMPLE TOOLS R. Bruce Hoadl YEP, IT'S WOOD
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
the1andOnlyNicki the1andOnlyNicki
27 jan 2021
Look closely....forgive me but does anyone else see Jesus
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays.
lilyawhoknew: lumos5000:
-fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every.
"But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible"
BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
DoctorPines DoctorPines
22 aug 2020
Saturday. Goods Good, I ke) Saturdays. lilyawhoknew: lumos5000: -fang shall rebiog this every Saturday. Every. "But now and then there are Saturdays. Big temporal tipping points when anything is possible" BONUS POINTS FOR ADDING THE ELEVEN QUOTE
When it's too hot fora one piece.
Gamer_Mom Gamer_Mom
11 sep 2020
When it's too hot fora one piece.
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Parents when you mention that your mental state might have something to do with how you were raised..
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex
Nickel Savers CFollow
Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
17 mar
Nevada: Morgue Employee arrested for pimping out corpses for sex Nickel Savers CFollow Las Vegas, Nevada I A morgue employee from the City of Sins was arrested this morning, for letting visitors have sex with the bodies under his care in exchange for money.
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep
Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Quirk Quirk
22 apr
Scientist: Explaining importance of good sleep Me at 3 am watching him explain:
Me: Catch ya later, alligator.
Friend: After while, crocodile.
Me: After supper...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
Me: Catch ya later, alligator. Friend: After while, crocodile. Me: After supper...
Me: "barks back at my dog*
My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her:
PINEY
Pixey Pixey
22 may
Me: "barks back at my dog* My dog wondering why I just started swearing at her: PINEY
me: *goes to a website for the first time*
kavsQ\
the website:
me: *goes to a website for the first time* kavsQ\ the website:
You know what they say about girls with big titties right?
" @steppen_Wolfe -
Replying to @SweetLizzyy
That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs
The One @jr2nd2none - v
Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii
Yeah, back problems
67 Re 15
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
18 nov 2020
You know what they say about girls with big titties right? " @steppen_Wolfe - Replying to @SweetLizzyy That ya have to wear deodorant under your boobs The One @jr2nd2none - v Replying to @SweetLizzyy and @foreignnaomii Yeah, back problems 67 Re 15