Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
She can explore my Chamber of
Secrets anytime!
She can explore my Chamber of Secrets anytime!
remember to drink your milk kids, so you'll have nice strong bones.
remember to drink your milk kids, so you'll have nice strong bones.
"Lunch tastes so good today"
"What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
"Lunch tastes so good today" "What do you mean? I can't taste anything"
It's the new rock-paper-scissors
fa
DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow
Kicks Deputy
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
26 feb
It's the new rock-paper-scissors fa DISCLOSE.TV Bites Cow, Deputy Tases Cow Kicks Deputy
chris evans
@chris_notcapn
LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money.
CLARK, NJ
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Josebarrio Josebarrio
19 may
chris evans @chris_notcapn LMAO. Y'all will really do anything except pay people more money. CLARK, NJ APPLERER'S OFFERING INTERVIEWEES FREE the - 17 May 21 - Twitter for iPhone Retweets 1,384 Quote Tweets
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY.
WOULD
BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
head_audiautomotive head_audiautomotive
4 nov 2020
IF HOOTERS HAD DELIVERY. WOULD BE CALLED KNOCKERS2
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
DeepWebIntel DeepWebIntel
13 apr
Atheists when you send them thoughts and prayers instead of hypothesis and research
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind.
Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
In Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. (2017), Ego can be seen kissing a woman of Mantis' kind. Actress Jennifer.Sharp said she played Mantis' mom and filmed a scene with Kurt Russell that was later cut, meaning Mantis and Quill are likely siblings.
Me: Are you pooping?!
My toddler standing in the corner:
Arsene Arsene
19 oct 2020
Me: Are you pooping?! My toddler standing in the corner:
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
GoddessSaigon GoddessSaigon
11 nov 2020
Me leaving the Apple store with an iPhone 12 in my mouth
KingAlex KingAlex
23 sep 2020
How do you even teach a cat this...
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
TinkerbellsCorpse TinkerbellsCorpse
22 dec 2020
Old men don't even be tryna hide that they staring at you. Be lookin at you just like this
Nobody:
The boys bathroom
Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
XKENZIEXx XKENZIEXx
17 mar
Nobody: The boys bathroom Your hotdog match for my bratwurst
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
Skywood416 Skywood416
24 sep 2020
think my cat is trying to summon a demon
drinking the dababy potion at brenner gamez 624 views 2 weeks ago
Heffel Heffel
9 apr
drinking the dababy potion at brenner gamez 624 views 2 weeks ago
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep?
shat
beanstalkofsins
Dont call it that please
A shitten.
RufustheStufus RufustheStufus
22 sep 2020
Oh my god is this a cat or a sheep? shat beanstalkofsins Dont call it that please A shitten.
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul
keep telling everybody that they should move on.
Some do, but not us.
jemd3
10 mar
When your co-workers keep quiting but you're in it for the long haul keep telling everybody that they should move on. Some do, but not us.
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword'
Enemy:
re gonna Split imeyopen)
Netashi Netashi
26 mar
Vie: *Pulls out a energy sword' Enemy: re gonna Split imeyopen)
Hey beauty! How are you?
She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want?
Hey handsome! How are you?
Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
NOPE75 NOPE75
16 nov 2020
Hey beauty! How are you? She's in the bathroom. This is her boyfriend. What did you want? Hey handsome! How are you? Vin gonna do what's called pra-Bisexualmove.
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose
mylilcroissant mylilcroissant
27 oct 2020
When you post picture wearing your I Voted sticker on your nose cuz you're silly little goose