Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation."
-Clint Eastwood
On technology
TheEducatedTexan TheEducatedTexan
1 dec 2020
"We're all so addicted to our phones nowadays. Whenever I go into peoples' homes to watch them eat dinner, they spend the whole meal on the phone reporting me to the police instead of actually engaging each other in conversation." -Clint Eastwood On technology
What's on your mind?
Random Thoughts
@thought
Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
Gilberto Gilberto
13 mar
What's on your mind? Random Thoughts @thought Someone made up dinosaur sounds without ever hearing them.
Mom : why don't you
add mushrooms to the pizza ?
Me : sure
The whole family after dinner :
Blunt_Babe Blunt_Babe
22 jun
Mom : why don't you add mushrooms to the pizza ? Me : sure The whole family after dinner :
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci
Monica
Spiders Spiders
10 nov 2020
Leonardo DiCaprio should have won Oscar for holding an eye contact with Bellucci Monica
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
JudgementalRooster
28 dec 2020
here are six stimulus checks hidden in chocolate bars throughout the country.
Europeans: America has too many guns
meanwhile in Russia
RichHomieQuann RichHomieQuann
13 oct 2020
Europeans: America has too many guns meanwhile in Russia
when you forget your wiimote strap
royalmug royalmug
24 sep 2020
when you forget your wiimote strap
Divorce selfie!
I ieee
GodToddHoward GodToddHoward
11 may
Divorce selfie! I ieee
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
ThePolishMan ThePolishMan
15 feb
When you ask you friend if he smells popcorn immediately after you rip ass, so he goes and takes big whiff.
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke.
You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
leeewee leeewee
12 jan 2021
Wearing cheap clothes or driving an old car doesn't make you broke. You got a family to feed not a community to impress.
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Scarletbee Scarletbee
9 apr
Them: How much freedom do you really need?
Me: I'm so lonely
Family: Why don't you try being more social?
Me:
swiftie_13 swiftie_13
20 apr
Me: I'm so lonely Family: Why don't you try being more social? Me:
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
When your future grandkids start complaining about their day and you hit them with another 2020 story
DID YOU JUST POO?
THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
VikoThePirate VikoThePirate
23 mar
DID YOU JUST POO? THINK YOU JUST POG POOD
In the presence of light, the Stygian
Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as
"coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
HallowsGrim HallowsGrim
25 mar
In the presence of light, the Stygian Owl's eyes can give a brilliant red reflection. In Brazil, they are known as "coruja-Diablo" or Devil's Owl
4 Exercises That'll Make Your
Vagina So Tight It Becomes a
Dick Guillotine
Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes
4 Exercises That'll Make Your Vagina So Tight It Becomes a Dick Guillotine Living - Aug 7, 2018 By: Rachel Van Nes