Getting my nephew drunk
I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
ArrantInsanity ArrantInsanity
26 dec 2020
Getting my nephew drunk I'm Of FUNCLE "myself
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Funnydudehaha
22 feb
When someone insults you and it's actually a good one you haven't heard before
Karen Kilgariff
who made this I love you
people who eat potato salad
Tabby Tabby
8 oct 2020
Karen Kilgariff who made this I love you people who eat potato salad
G-dHatesChayim 296d
me_irl
"cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
tellewatt252 tellewatt252
24 sep 2020
G-dHatesChayim 296d me_irl "cat people people over arguing which with is dog people over which is better
When a woman says
"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
ThePunisher4 ThePunisher4
3 jan 2021
When a woman says "First of all" in an argument Run away! She has prepared research data, charts, & graphs to destroy you
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
Life hack: carve a pumpkin to distract you from the fact that you're also a lifeless round object putting on a fake smile
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
Total $98.49
Brother
nick_11B nick_11B
2 jun
Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 Total $98.49 Brother
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A
. =
i_not_funnywhyy i_not_funnywhyy
9 sep 2020
AM THE GREAT WHITE WOLE TERROR OF y A . =
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it
Follow
Same here in Edinburgh:
GREYFRIARS BOBBY
soundlessdragon Follows
Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold
Follow
this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring
good luck to students
Jordanmichelle93 Jordanmichelle93
23 sep 2020
This statue dog's nose is worn away from all the people who pet it Follow Same here in Edinburgh: GREYFRIARS BOBBY soundlessdragon Follows Maybe we don't have Kind Midas's touch, but with enough love we turn things to gold Follow this good boy in moscow metro is believed to bring good luck to students
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
Give me five!
Why are you refusing to high five him?
He wants
5 eggs from me!
chow hon lam Buddy Comics
BuddyGator
25 sep 2020
Give me five! Why are you refusing to high five him? He wants 5 eggs from me! chow hon lam Buddy Comics
Man arrested after screaming
"Stonks" outside of GameStop high on PCP for 36 straight hours
1 day ago
Visit
Aku_ Aku_
3 feb
Man arrested after screaming "Stonks" outside of GameStop high on PCP for 36 straight hours 1 day ago Visit
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This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today.
Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly.
RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222
#DUFEA
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Papi_Satan_UwU Papi_Satan_UwU
20 sep 2020
Thread This is "Longcat" from the internet memes. I actually looked up this kitty just a few days ago and was happy to find that the kitty was amazingly still alive & 17 years old. However, it seems that this long cat has passed away today. Let's remember the sweet-kitty fondly. RAOREA-< @BA @miyabi_2222 #DUFEA Show this thread Tweet your reply
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
Gum_Gums Gum_Gums
14 sep 2020
Be aware of this cute baby duck scam going around
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
When accidently select "Espafol" at the ATM but still successfully complete my transaction.
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan
lifestyle onto your dog"
YourLocalWeeb YourLocalWeeb
28 sep 2020
"Rumor has it, you're pushing your vegan lifestyle onto your dog"
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11*
The crackhead:
of
YOur soul is mine.
ASS
BarrettFan101 BarrettFan101
15 dec 2020
Me: *accidentally makes eye contact with the crackhead outside of 7-11* The crackhead: of YOur soul is mine. ASS
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg
MeanieKun MeanieKun
29 sep 2020
Min gonna kill this fucking cat I stg