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one of my patients came in for an emergency visit,
because she snapped the wire on her retainer
watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she
clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it.
that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny
17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she
busted steel
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    • The jaw is so powerful that it can break ur own teeth, but the brain stops it, only he can tell the brain fuck it, full power, I’m horny
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    • Apparently MBJ heard about this and offered to pay for the girl’s repair bill
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    • Absolutely no gay shit here. None you couldn’t even misconstrue me as a homosexual. But if I absolutely had to make sweet love to a man, it would be Michael B Jordan
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    • The jaw is the most powerful joint, only held back by ourselves. God help us if we ever realize its true power
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    • I remember when I first watched the movie I was like “Hey it’s Nick Cannon!” And then looking at the credits afterwards I was surprised to learn that Michael B Jordan is NOT in fact Nick Cannon lol
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    • That girl like
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    • You cropped out the part where the patient actually found out from this and the actor paid for the surgery
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    • It’s because she saw all the bumps on his skin in black panther. She thought it was just so bad ass that each bump represented a person he kiIIed and she couldn’t help but feel scared for black panther so she bit down in both fear and excitement
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    • So much for doctor patient confidentiality. XS
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    • I thought Michael B Jordan’s career would be doomed after Fantastic 4. Fuck I was wrong
      ATOMlC 2 jul
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    • T'challa was probably "dead" long enough for him to put a mark on his body. How awkward was it when he saw T'challa? He must've thought "Welp, how tf do I undo this?"
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    • dudes body looks like my dick after i fucked the dead raccoon i found in my trash last night
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    • Ok for all the girls out there, do y’all actually find guys who are large/massive over guys who aren’t? It’s yes or no. None of that “well he can be fat. It’s all about personality”
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    • Does anyone else not feel anything about peoples looks or am I .. Idk
      ShiYeon 2 jul
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    • Michael B Jordan ended up paying for her replacement wire actually
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    • He’s so attractive I don’t blame her at all
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    • Black Panther was fucked, the "king" high society well spoken black guy is good, and the inner city gangster black guy is bad. T'challa lost a fair fight to dude and hes still the good guy even tho he still comes back and fights him with the strength and suit and shit.
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    • Imagine thirsting over a dude with skin bubbles all over his body
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    • That’s not your average everyday thirst, that’s extreme thirst
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    • Wait til she watches Creed
      jk10296 3 jul
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    • Honestly my man Michael really do be that good looking doe
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    • When I first saw him I thought of Baptiste from overwatch tbh in his talon skin
      whowho 2 jul
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    • My boy got dick stds on his chest
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    • We’ve heard of big dick energy and the power of boners, but this is a new form of strength
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    • Some people have to wear night guards because they clench and grind their teeth which eventually makes them crack their teeth in half.
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    • Whore
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    • simp ass bxtch
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    • Hey
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    • He reached out to her because it went viral. Offered to pay but she declined because she has insurance. Instead traded for a meet up in SF whenever he was in town.
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    • Mfw when the feature doesn't include softcore porn
      eggnibba 2 jul
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    • It’s because she was scared of the big black man
      chopstew 2 jul
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    • He paid to fix it and then went and met this girl
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    • Y’all dumb as hell if you think his skin looks like that all the time. It was for the movie
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    • I liked Michael b Jordan from Friday night lights too. Great show
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    • That's, kinda disturbing actually.
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    • Eh.
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    • Phexal 2 jul
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    • Gross
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    • Fucky wucky
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    • Hmmm
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    • He is really hot though, so it's understandable lol
      Rileyy 2 jul
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    • I mean, he’s one beautiful ass dude
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    • What's up with those disgusting dots?
      ExLunos 2 jul
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    • Don't blame her
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    • Ew
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    • That’s a sexy ass nigga
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    • Where’s the full story?
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    • i’m way hotter
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    • Eh.
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    • Ew, black people...
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    • Nah he's not attractive. You want a real man, check out Tom Ellis.
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    • He looks like childish gambino
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    • He’s cute
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    • But he's not even really that hot
      Niccole 2 jul
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    • content not available more
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    • MBJ is ugly tho, like where his chin go
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    • Wait you’re I think you’re talking about my best friends sister
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    • The beads in the skin give me the heeby jeebies
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    • +50 strength added by the horny
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    • She's a simp.
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    • That whole paragraph made me uncomfortable
      Rightful 5 jul
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    • It was probably because he is all scarred up.
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    • MBJ had many thirsty people after Black Panther he was just 😩
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    • Honestly he's a good actor NGL, He was great in Fruitvale station.
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    • what a dumb bitch
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    • Honestly sounds like something I’d do
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    • Meh, but it was nice of him to pay for it.
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    • I’m just gonna say ow if that were to have happened in another context
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    • The man on the left could be mace from mw
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    • Steel wire
      yrtesd 4 jul
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    • Its a shame he played a trash villain. What a wasted talent.
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    • Fuck busting a nut we busting steel now
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    • Yeah but if that was a guy he'd be a pervert and a douchebag.
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    • I love MbJ acting it’s so good and I might I be gay for him idk
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    • I always hated the whole "scars" thing they did. they just made him look like Lego flooring
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    • Dudes ribbed for his pleasure
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    • Yea that movie was not very good tho. I particularly did not care for his character or performance. Just my opinion.
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    • she was prob masturbating
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    • Me but with Pedro Pascal
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    • Nobody cares
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    • Understandable tho
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    • Facts here, girls are just as, if not more horny than guys are.
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    • Make no mistake, Michael B Jordan is a billion times more attractive than I’ll ever be, but who the FUCK is thirsting after that mosquito-pimpled looking torso?
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    • Michael B Jordan probably wears cologne and swims in women
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    • Hell, the man is FINE AS HELL and I am old enough to be his momma too. He is still FINE and I think he is an excellent actor.
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    • What is he doing both of?
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    • Dude looked like he had herpes. I'm not saying he's a bad looking dude but who the fuck can get turned on when it looks like he has lesions all over his body. (Yes ik they're scars for body count)
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    • He's the inspiration behind my hair
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    • I thought it was Chris skylark 5 time Emmy winner.
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    • Sheer thirst can melt steel beams
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    • I see she's a girl of fine taste
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