GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
SnekByte SnekByte
5 oct 2020
his mustache alone has a purple heart and 14 confirmed kills
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
Bigcatlover1455 Bigcatlover1455
23 sep 2020
When I try to make food at 3 am without waking my parents but I drop a spoon on the ground
I need to speak to the bananager.
ChangeMyMind1 ChangeMyMind1
22 jan 2021
I need to speak to the bananager.
munchkinbear munchkinbear
24 sep 2020
He was like you damn right
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10
Signature look of superiority
Spiders Spiders
9 feb
When you get 11 nuggets instead of 10 Signature look of superiority
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
crrocs
BB appletherruit
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
caitutts
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
dthebootydiaries
classic
thiccRequiem4ameme thiccRequiem4ameme
11 jun
how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all crrocs BB appletherruit you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you caitutts one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died dthebootydiaries classic
What if I got pulled over by a cop and
just made this face the whole time
LORD_OF_SMUG LORD_OF_SMUG
31 mar
What if I got pulled over by a cop and just made this face the whole time
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants."
Restaurant owners:
XXXONAMEMESTREAK XXXONAMEMESTREAK
26 jan 2021
Twitter is private company, it can do what it wants." Restaurant owners:
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
JonSnowandGhost JonSnowandGhost
22 jan 2021
eres only an age difference o three days between these two.
Darren Young updated his profile picture.
18 Nov 2019
3 comments
Joy Young a smile might be good
Darren Young
Nothing to smile about in my life.
AS
sweb sweb
5 oct 2020
Darren Young updated his profile picture. 18 Nov 2019 3 comments Joy Young a smile might be good Darren Young Nothing to smile about in my life. AS
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW SHADY SOMEONE IS
BUT THEY GOT EVERYBODY ELSE FOOLED
FAQUE FAQUE
5 oct 2020
THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU KNOW HOW SHADY SOMEONE IS BUT THEY GOT EVERYBODY ELSE FOOLED
tylerchokely:
shaquille, don't feel
Retake_the_Holyland Retake_the_Holyland
17 dec 2020
tylerchokely: shaquille, don't feel
The gun store fudd:
Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket
Me just trying to get her a gun:
Galactic_Obama Galactic_Obama
3 jan 2021
The gun store fudd: Convinces my mom a .380 won't even go through a leather jacket Me just trying to get her a gun:
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
ConsTRUCTING AN
\KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS!
Fuck
THERE'S A
PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL
Heck If Rnow Comics
imabigdumbass imabigdumbass
23 sep 2020
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE ! WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see - NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL ConsTRUCTING AN \KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS! Fuck THERE'S A PLECE miiSSiNG SWEARL Heck If Rnow Comics
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
OfficialMatt OfficialMatt
28 sep 2020
Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road - Anyone know what kind of dogs these are? They were dumped on our road
For every SO likes I'll run mile - For every 50 likes I’ll run 1 mile
theheman theheman
25 sep 2020
For every SO likes I'll run mile - For every 50 likes I’ll run 1 mile
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
Captain America always looks like a bird just flew away with his hot dog
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"