how am supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn't get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died
AH, THE "DAD-BIRD', A TRULY REMARKABLE cREATURE !
WE'RE LUCKY WE MAY BE ABLE TO see -
NAMED So BECAUSE OF IT'S DISTINCTIVE CALL
\KEA SmELF ITHOUT uSing TRE INSTRUCTIONS!
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