GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who?
Who's eating whom.
Who don't even care anymore,
Makes ya wonder
Who's doin right with someone tonight
And who's dog is barkin next door
TheBigL TheBigL
22 sep 2020
Let's cut to the chase. Who's eating who? Who's eating whom. Who don't even care anymore, Makes ya wonder Who's doin right with someone tonight And who's dog is barkin next door
When you finally meet your online girlfriend.
-Ahh, i see you're a me
When you finally meet your online girlfriend. -Ahh, i see you're a me
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from
you
phantom_g phantom_g
1 jan 2021
When your mom says stay away from girls they will break your heart. But she don't know girls stay away from you
Suez Canal: *exists*
Cargo ship captain
Fuck, you So tight
heather_90 heather_90
29 mar
Suez Canal: *exists* Cargo ship captain Fuck, you So tight
YodaButtPlug YodaButtPlug
27 sep 2020
© Based on: thegonkdroid
Indiana Jones not knowing why he's in the Mos Eisley Cantina in
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
Domino64 Domino64
19 mar
Another actor's life ruined by drugs and alcohol
"The dog ate my homework"
The
The dog: homework:
Clairebear199715 Clairebear199715
23 sep 2020
"The dog ate my homework" The The dog: homework:
Asuuuhhdudee Asuuuhhdudee
23 sep 2020
my cat really thought about killing me
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
fucked_ham fucked_ham
22 sep 2020
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
HIM: what ru coin
HER: just here in a tank top
HIM: send me pic
HER:
thelewdplaguedoctor thelewdplaguedoctor
4 dec 2020
HIM: what ru coin HER: just here in a tank top HIM: send me pic HER:
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
ChickenWar ChickenWar
26 feb
there are still some people who don't realize that cindy lou who and jenny humphrey are the same person
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
Marvelous7 Marvelous7
25 sep 2020
MARVELOUS NEWS RICHARD E. GRANT HAS CONFIRMED HE'S IN LOKI & HAS POSSIBLY ALLUDED THAT HE !/IS AN GGLDER LOKI.
justshitsandgiggle justshitsandgiggle
26 sep 2020
© Based on: briskydogs
He was like:" Are you coming or what?!' TikTok @puppyontiktok
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat
qtshit qtshit
25 sep 2020
A friend of mine has bathroom art for their cat