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    • Usa is like twice as old as unified Germany
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    • You know what's rad, turtles
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    • Wubbzi 19 apr
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    • Germany: "Why do I hear boss music?"
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    • I usually dislike the whole fuck you Merica attitude however this just factually incorrect. America is still the strongest economy in world and still had the strongest military in world. I mean that status may and most likely will soon be contested however until then we are still a superpower
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    • Sure we'll just kick your ass again
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    • Amduckmoo 19 apr
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    • I read what happened. They're upset that Russia broke our cold war agreements and started making nukes again, that they have been harassing and in some instances attacking our allies, and even had a public presentation on their new development of weaponry by showing a simulation of...
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    • *loads shotgun with explosive shells* wanna go back to when you said shotguns aren’t fair?
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    • themselves bypassing our missile defense system and bombing Florida not to mention how NK turned around after both summits and kept making nukes. Trump pretty much did NOTHING about it. What happened to America first? We need to put Putin and Kim back in their damn place. God bless America 🇺🇸🇺🇸
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    • Says the country filled to the brim with Muslim immigrants
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    • Then what’s Germany? A fucking colony?
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    • >Germany thinking we won’t clap their cheeks like we did to Japan
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    • We're not the great nation we once were, but we still A) have enough nuke to destory the planet five time over, B) have the most elite military forces in the world, C) have the most far reaching intelegence network in the world, and D) the right to bear arms. So suck a dick Germany.
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    • Strong words from a country with only 18 working military planes and no navy.
      Zenith12 19 apr
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    • Germany looking to go 0-3
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    • As if we need your recognition you backwards inferior trash heap.
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    • As a Canadian, mad respect to the US for not caring about WW1 for the longest time and then shitting on Germany when they sunk a small supply ship. That’s a fucking power move.
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    • The only reason America has kinda been in turmoil on the inside is because we don’t have a real justifiable war that we can all unify for. I feel bad for the country that tries to test us Lmaoo
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    • We aren’t a superpower. We’re a hyper power (look up the difference between the two). Germany exists only because we allow them too. How quickly the peasants forget their place.
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    • LOL who the fuck cares what Germany thinks lmao
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    • Unfortunately this statement is fake. But they did try building up their military the past couple of years and they also said the UK and US are no longer friends of Germany.
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    • America:
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    • Germany: We no longer recognize the US as a superpower. US: What’s Germany?
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    • They can hate us all they want but there is no logical reason to see us as not a world superpower. We literally spend 600 billion dollars on the military alone, there is no denying we have the capability to wipe them off the map
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    • At least America won't be speaking Arabic in the next 10 years
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    • US: Ah shit, here we go again
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    • They’re right we’re not a superpower... we’re a hyper power
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    • Don’t worry guys we’re ready. 🇺🇸🖕🏻 🇩🇪. USA BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPS COME AT US.
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    • You talkin mad shit for someone within nuking distance
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    • That's fine, we'll just stop paying for your national defence and see how long you last
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    • We shouldn’t really care about Germany’s remarks, it’s currently being run by a retard
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    • Lowrinse 18 apr
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    • Germany don't make us turn you into Japan
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    • New rule, cut support to every bitchy ass European nation that always insults America for some kind of weird social clout. They'll figure out prettu quick how useless NATO is without daddys wallet
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    • WW2 part 2: Electric Bungaloo
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    • Whether or not they recognize the USA as a super power doesn't change the fact it's the world super power
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    • Simple solution, announce the US will no longer be defending Germany
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    • Bearanix a month
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    • America is the protagonist of the world ?
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    • Time for our annual refresher
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    • Except, by definition, America is the only true super power in the world... if you are wondering, the major criteria every other country fails to meet is the ability to fight more than one major war at the same time. So yeah. Germany would hardly be able to fight one war atm
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    • Funny they say that with a few US bases in their country that holds a permanent military presence
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    • So did all of germany agree on that statement? Or did a group of "profound" intellectuals sitting in a tax funded room speak for everyone.
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    • Weird, saying we're not a superpower is the same as calling a boy a girl: it doesn't change reality
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    • If you will not respect us, then fear us
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    • Wether you recognize it or not, a country with the largest gdp, 3rd biggest land area, and the strongest military with presence around the world is a superpower
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    • This is not true. Germany never made this statement. They called for more cooperation between the EU and the US and said they don’t “recognize America” like how a someone might say “I don’t even recognize him anymore” because of a huge shift in personality.
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    • Looks like someone needs a 3rd ass whooping. Meet me at the trnches and before you start bitching yes I'm bringing shotguns
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    • I mean if you choose to recognize usa as that or not.... we are still the most powerfull country on earth and best...so
      Formuloid 18 apr
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    • Imagine insulting the country that literally provides you're entire defense.
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    • Imagine calling the country that could literally destroy the world seven times not a super power.
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    • cwick 18 apr
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    • fucof a month
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    • That's called cockiness and it'll get you killed.
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    • If they don't recognize the US as a global superpower, then I don't recognize North Korea as a nuclear threat
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    • Third times the charm 🇺🇸
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    • When did it start to matter if you’re “recognized” as anything? You either are or aren’t. As I recall, we’ve beaten Germany’s ass like a drum twice in the past anyway, so who really cares what they recognize?
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    • So if America is a war terror mongol nation why is it that so many wish to live here why is it that we arnt known for producing major terrorist organizations I.e. isis why do we still have allies and why are our people not rebelling daily
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    • Lmao we don’t need you recognize us a superpower. We’ll still kick your ass
      LionHeart 19 apr
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    • Unfortunately for the progressives in Germany, Super Powers aren't decided based on popularity.
      Zenith12 19 apr
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    • Germany is one to talk, how bout you defend your own people from fuckin raping jobless migrants from the Middle East before you go talking shit
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    • Germany youre like two refugees away from being completely Blacked, why don't you stfu and go save your women before you say anything about us
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    • Not a single country in the world could beat us. They know better than to start shit
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    • COWABUNGA IT IS
      Val_Irken 19 apr
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    • My great grandfather fought Germany in WWI, my Grandfather in WWII. Now it's my turn
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    • Recognize it, don't recognize it, I don't give a shit, Germany still a bitch
      dotreve 19 apr
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    • Germany is letting its citizens get today and slaughtered by migrants while taking our NATO money and they honestly have the balls to say something like this?
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    • wait. germanys opinion means what exactly?
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    • We have a GDP higher than the entire European Union
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    • I find it hilarious that the people bashing Trump and conservatives end up deleting all of the replies they get. Which I would assume are counter arguments. I ALSO find it hilarious that they somehow decide "hey let's bash trump and conservatives" in the first place. -Brought to you by a Libertarian
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    • Third times the charm
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    • I am too down for WW III it kinda scares me
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    • That's great because the EU is worthless anyway
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    • Sorry Germany, can’t hear you over the sound of your citizens being today and slaughtered by migrants
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    • Bold of them to assume we needed their recognition to be a super power.
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