Gerard Way at the doctors
Doctor: Gerard, how did your hand get
Gerard: I did it for the aesthetic.
Doctor: The what?
Gerard: ugh you don't understand, this isn't
a phase morn.
Doctor: um, Mr.Way, I am no! your mother.
Gerard: uh huh, yeah whatever you say
*dramatic eye roII*
Dºctor: What are you, a teenager?
Gerard, shivering: Oh god no they scare the
living shit out of me.