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    • This happened to me too except my uncle was in the bed with me when I woke up
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    • hey you! yeah, you. go to bed it’s late. take your meds. set your alarm. goodnight ❤️
      vuvlai 10 may
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    • I had a dream a rat crawlled onto my pillow and i got spooked awake and smacked my cat sleeping on my pillow with me outta confusion
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    • The other night I woke up at 5 am with this sentence in my head. "I can not compute the reasons people break up in Tel Aviv." If anyone has a clue what that means I would appreciate some help.
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    • For some reason your body knows what time it is. If I'm really motivated to get up on time I wake up a few minutes before even without an alarm
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    • 8 am? Lucky bitch
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    • Damn. You get to sleep until 8?
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    • I wish i could wake up at 8
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    • I had a dream where my dad walked in and said, “you overslept again?” Then I woke up, 2 hours BEFORE I’m supposed to. Thanks dad.
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    • You guys are sleeping?
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    • 8AM? You are lucky
      _Ryan_ 10 may
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    • Imagine bitching about waking up at 8am when did u fall asleep fucking 4am
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    • The crazy part is your dream probably said it at like 5am
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    • 8 am alarm? Lucky! My 4:15 alarm just went off
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    • The dream happens at 12:34 and your brain just stops for 7 hours and 26 mins because it didn't have a joke prepared.
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    • I actually had a weird/creepy ass dream the other night and would love it if I could tell someone
      jonbong 10 may
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    • I have enough trouble keeping sane while im awake and in control. Dreams arent fair. "Brain take in every fragmented interaction ive made since birth and regurgitate it with out filter or context.."
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    • TuMbLr JoKe 😍
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    • I had one like this but it was a nightmare. It was vivid as shit and was only like 30 seconds. I seen my mom in a dark room and she is all close and shit and she pointed behind me and just whispered “who is that” then I woke up. Scared the shit outta me
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    • Ooooo 8 am
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    • My dreams do this wierd thing where I can hear everything when I'm asleep but its in the dream, and whatever is making that sound in the dream is set up to make that sound before I actually hear it. Like if the tv made a scream, a person in my dream would stub their toe before I ever heard the screa
      rwhat 13 may
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    • I’m a lucid dreamer and a large majority of my dreams end with me dying: suffocating, being choked to death, shot (probably the most common), hanged, firing squad, etc. It’s become so commonplace, that I’ve been shot (in a dream) and just looked down at the hole and said “Seriously?” And woke up
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    • It must be nice if getting up at 8 for work is normal for you
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    • Ever had dream that continued a dream you had YEARS ago that you remember only after waking up?
      Imaprick 12 may
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    • I always wake up seconds before my alarm goes off
      JarlMeme 11 may
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    • Shit my days half over by 8
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    • you get to sleep in until 8am?
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    • imagine not having to get up until 8am
      justLane 10 may
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    • The joke is your life
      qpwoei 10 may
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    • I shit you not, had my best friend come up to me once and say "you should wake up, he needs you" and I asked "What?" then I woke up, and legit like 1 second later my phone rings and it was my best friend calling because he needed help. Absolutely shook me and I still don't know what to make of it
      Liamaster 10 may
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    • You get to sleep til 8am? Damn
      Barleyy 10 may
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    • Lucky bastard waking up at 8
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    • Any o y’all ever had a bomb ass dream you woke up from and you try to imagine what happened next? Or is that just a me thing?
      Shon_w 10 may
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    • Put this back in collective
      xenawp 10 may
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    • Congratulations, ya subconsciously played yourself
      TeteMorte 10 may
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    • That’s god fucking with you
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    • Amateur, I wake up at 5:15 AM
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    • 8 am? Jesus christ, you sleep in way too long.
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    • I had a very intense vivid dream of buying chips from a gas station and I just stared at all the colored bags like I was stupid for like 30 mins and then I ended up buying a full ass cake from the counter. Dreams are weird
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    • PorkSword 10 may
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    • I had a dream that I got to sleep in and then woke up with an inhuman amount of anger
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    • Lucky, you get to wake up at 8
      501st_Hoe 10 may
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    • Oh noooo, 8am...
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    • I remember in my dream there was an annoying kid that was carrying a giant speaker and everyone was telling him to stfu, the music playing was my alarm clock...
      ChadClout 10 may
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    • I'm getting "Man i sure love being a dumbass" vibes from the joke
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    • You know what’s an extreme sport: waking up from an awesome dreams and finding a way to fall asleep where the dream picks up.
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    • Fistopop 10 may
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    • If someone says iNigga and gets tc, I'll dice their micro pp.
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    • If I say inigga I get tc whenever I want?
      GrainGang 10 may
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    • You wake up at 8 AM? Whatchu got to complain about
      Vuvuzuela 16 may
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    • Dude trust me
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    • Okay, im gonna go all out, i dreamed of a female cat that started kissing me and then i fingered her. I woke up confused and creeped out
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    • You’re brain strait up said “Fuck you”
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    • I really hate those dreams where you die then immediately wake up and you kinda have to act like morty being all like “what? Where and who am I?!?”
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    • If you’re an only child, your kids will never have cousins. I dunno about you guys but all of my good memories are with them.
      Benny240 12 may
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    • I had a dream once and a whisper was in my ear "wake up" I woke up dead from sleep and noticed I over slept for work
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    • 8 am? Try 3:00 am. Fuck off
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    • 8am... must be rough
      heLa_x 11 may
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    • Maybe your internal clock knew it was 7:59 and the joke was the alarm
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    • the joke is your life
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    • you get to sleep til 8am?damn I wish that were me
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    • LIES!!!!!! Nobody can remember their dream for more than 7 seconds
      ethanlo 10 may
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    • I had a dream last night where there was a bomb that made people explode in a gory mess. That's what I get for listening to Doom Metal and seeing how it would effect my sleep.
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    • I hate the word rude. It reminds me of the angry substitute teachers we’d get that didn’t care about their jobs and had us sit in silence all day
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    • I wish I could sleep till 8
      Erlfalee 10 may
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    • I once had a dream when I was like 7 where I had a pet dolphin, but then instead of making normal dolphin noises, it made a terrible loud screeching beeping sound. The same sound my old alarm made.
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    • That means your waking life’s a joke
      Hi_pie 10 may
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    • Proof God has a sense of humor
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    • Who the fuck wakes up at 8? That’s sleeping in for people who actually fucking work
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    • The worst is when you’re about to get pussy in a dream and then you wake up
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    • (X)
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    • Is it just me or is it when you sleep, you can predict the tiniest thing in the next 5 seconds
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    • I remember my subconscious told me hey guess what your about to wake up right about...now and my alarm for 5 A.M. went off
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    • i wish 8am
      Gattrr 10 may
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    • 8am? Lucky I’m up at 6
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    • So he turned into a joke cause he knows I love jokes so I picked it up to admire then it turned back into an alarm clock and went mblergh its me
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    • Your life is a joke because it’s the dream and your real friends don’t know how to get over your condition so they come and talk to you and even make jokes.
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    • I can stay up till 7 in the morning. My body will wake up at exactly 8 am every day. And I don't know why
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    • In my dream last night my boss (I work in fast food) sent me to the fast food place across the street because they were short staffed. Is that how it works?
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    • I had a dream where someone came into my room and was like “come here look at this” closed the door, I then get up open the door, walk out, and fucking wake up and couldn’t go back to sleep
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    • I had a similar situation, my alarm went off just as I was putting my wiener into Scarlett Johansson. My tip was at the hole and everything.
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    • Meanwhile my dreams are about cults invading my home and stabbing my eardrums out with a wire
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    • 8 am boi I have to wake up at 530.
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    • Rule Number 1: Never trust disembodied voices
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    • I do find it weird a lot of my dreams seem perfectly timed... impossible my internal clock is that good
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    • Nice rip off of a joke
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    • I had a dream once that my alarm went off so I got up, took a shower, ate breakfast, and started heading out the door for school just to realize at the last second as I glanced at the time on the cable box as I was passing that it was actually 3:15 AM.
      gorbla 10 may
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