genie: you have three wishes me: nightvision goggles genie: dope
me: the only pair on the planet
genie: many people will be affected
me: now kill the sun
adenie: chicle
HippoPotaMistress HippoPotaMistress
24 apr
genie: you have three wishes me: nightvision goggles genie: dope me: the only pair on the planet genie: many people will be affected me: now kill the sun adenie: chicle
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We
Don't Have One
- Monkey D. Luffy
Heller97 Heller97
7 dec 2020
Enemies Can't Leak Our Plan, We Don't Have One - Monkey D. Luffy
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house
@hennydemiks
back
Spicytunaroll01 Spicytunaroll01
27 jan 2021
When you stub your toe at a rich person's house @hennydemiks back
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
slumpkng
23 jun
wanted to be nice so I meowed back at my cat. Not sure of what I said, but she's been staring at me like this.
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting?
My online PE coach:
Planet_Express Planet_Express
19 oct 2020
Mom walks into my room: Why are you watching my 600 lb life, shouldn't you be in a class meeting? My online PE coach:
LitLuther LitLuther
25 sep 2020
© Based on: memelif3_
Mr. Johnson @Mr_PHROZEN "Now if I bite her ass imma be wrong" LA
Decline Accept
Iiszt Iiszt
26 jan 2021
Decline Accept
ARE YOU A RACCOON?
Dark circles under eyes
Eats junk
Small and chubby
Stays up all night
Cute but will fight
Maybe-lam
Official_D Official_D
24 sep 2020
ARE YOU A RACCOON? Dark circles under eyes Eats junk Small and chubby Stays up all night Cute but will fight Maybe-lam
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Me: be careful on that
my kids:
Jack
Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
Me: be careful on that my kids: Jack Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
Voidrealm105 Voidrealm105
19 may
When you and and your funny friend trip on acid together
bunjywunjy Follow
anonymous asked: @
Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:)
bunjywunjy answered:
unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth.
by faboo978 Follow
Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
OffensiveMemez OffensiveMemez
17 sep 2020
bunjywunjy Follow anonymous asked: @ Do you have any blessed facts laying around? Today was need a:) bunjywunjy answered: unlike rabbits, a baby hare can run, fight, or flee almost immediately after birth. by faboo978 Follow Fresh out of the womb, ready to fuck shit up.
Times are tough. Even Mona
Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
marginal_dank_panda marginal_dank_panda
6 jan 2021
Times are tough. Even Mona Lisa is starting an OnlyFans!
My Room mate just broke up with his girlfriend that cook for us.
My Room mate just broke up with his girlfriend that cook for us.
Dear feminine product companies:
You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product.
SS
No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and
screams of terror.
I want real.
Dear feminine product companies: You need to start using buckets of fake blood to get my interest in your product. SS No more blue liquid, flowers, smiling girls. I want thunderstorms and angry faces and screams of terror. I want real.
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Kenzie_OP Kenzie_OP
12 mar
When the teacher already yelled I at you and your classmate but then the joke kicks a second time
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence
Republican
Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris
Democratic
Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen
Libertarian
@ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker
Green
Don Blankenship, William Mohr
Constitution
Woah.
Write-in
Donald J. Trump, Michael R. Pence Republican Joseph R. Biden, Kamala D. Harris Democratic Jo Jorgensen, Jeremy (Spike) Cohen Libertarian @ Howie Hawkins, Angela Nicole Walker Green Don Blankenship, William Mohr Constitution Woah. Write-in
LOVE YOU
FUNNY YELLOW naG
eggrollo eggrollo
24 feb
LOVE YOU FUNNY YELLOW naG