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    • He didn't tell the genie he's passing the wishes, he has to repeat the dog therefore
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    • How to beat Aladdin's genie in two moves: I wish your rules didnt apply to me. I wish for infinite wishes
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    • If the genies rules didn’t apply to you nothing would further bound him to you and he would just leave lmao.
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    • "Where are my testicles Summer?"
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    • “Where are my balls Summer?”
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    • Careful just because he can talk dont mean he can speak sentences. The trick is to say "I wish my dog could speak and understand fluent English/whatever language you need"
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    • Where will he store his pee
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    • Where are my testicles summer?
      I_was_a 16 aug
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    • Guys it’s simple
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    • First I want my balls back. Second, no more peanut butter on yours
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    • Why the fuck would you give a dog your wishes?
      Toote 13 aug
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    • Where are my testicles Summer?
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    • "Swap our balls"
      HATZRules 14 aug
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    • Said no one ever
      ThatEdBoi 13 aug
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    • Fuck that dog these are my wishes
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    • Counter Wish- “Give me his balls”
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    • Where are my testicles Summer
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    • This is what my dog will say to me! Lol
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    • Bro the dog would actually have 5 wishes, if the man wished on behalf of the dog, and then the dog gets three more wishes
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    • One ball per wish
      pxgv 15 aug
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    • Of course it would be a cat-girl that thinks like this....
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    • Where are my testicles Summer?
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    • my dog would ask for a bone for each of us. and the cat to be nicer to her. lol
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    • Where are my testicles, Summer?
      Bloo21 13 aug
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    • Wiz was a Lich not a Witch...
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    • You can turn that into one wish just wish for his balls
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    • Where are my testicles summer
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    • First, I want us to live together forever. Second, I dont want either of us to age.
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    • Where are my balls summer
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    • I wish someone would circle it because I can’t see
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    • Hah too late, I already drank gallons of my cum
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    • I had to have my dog neutered because he had a nut tumor and we were worried it would progress down his doggo dong
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    • Where are my testicles sumer
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    • Dont give the remaining wishes to the dog. Making him talk wont make him as smart as you. The dog will say, "give me treat!" Then proceed to consume it as fast as possible and ask for another.
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    • Dog: I want you to put his balls on my body. Second, his food turns to dog food in his mouth and mine turns into whatever meat I want
      alamandr 13 aug
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    • Dogs arent this evil thougj
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    • Holy shit lmao I'm in a Discord with the guy who owns this Twitter account wut
      Reinhaart 16 aug
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    • And thats the story on how i got a vasectomy from a talking dog and a genie.
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    • Seinfeld theme plays
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    • This has the same energy as Peter giving Tony's glasses to Mysterio
      zeedster 15 aug
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    • Ffs a third time now
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    • I would wish that an afterlife exists
      Ijace 14 aug
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    • That's how you corrupt a wish
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    • I wish I had a stand ghost
      ImCheif 13 aug
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    • Wiz is a lich, not a witch
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    • His wishes would be that you use his wishes. He's a dog after all he's Fuckin perfect
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    • “Where are my testicules, Summer?”
      ROLF9696 13 aug
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    • Guess who's getting neutered¿?
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    • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I did NOT think that through
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    • *SO THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?*
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    • This noon could solve world hunger and he would use it to make an animal that will die in a few years slightly happier
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      The_Link 13 aug
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    • The dog gets his own set of wishes, that's how it works
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    • Where are my testicles, Summer?
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    • This came straight from r/CursedComments on reddit
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    • I bet a white person tweeted this
      Shart 13 aug
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    • Rick and Morty did an episode on this, like if u remember why it's better that dogs arent as smart as humans
      TruuBluu 13 aug
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    • He could get an extra wish if he said, "I want his balls". Then he would get his balls back, remove the owners, and still have a left over wish.
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    • Ha jokes on you, my dog still got his balls
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    • Imagine if your dog had an ugly ass voice tho
      Othyus 13 aug
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    • My dog still got them nuts boi. Ain’t taking my number one boys nuts away wtf
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    • My dad taught me that they use a rubber band on a goats testicles and they eventually just fall off. ... just saying, that shit stuck with me. Like, wtf
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    • Aight snowball why don't you go back to dry humping the corner of the couch
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    • My dogs still got his balls lmao you just don't actually like your do to do that to them
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    • They’d just cut em off again for cutting off his
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    • I wish for more genies
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    • He wouldn't say that if he still had his balls intact
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    • I wish to replace the genie
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    • Id put the fucker down in the most fucked up way
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    • I never neutered my dogs
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    • Genie: you have 3 wishes me: okay I wish my gf was her me: nothing happened genie: she's cheating on you bro
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    • Well hes still got two wishes left so all hes gotta do is pull a reverse card and wish for his balls back and his dogs balls gone
      Cinnamol 14 aug
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    • Dogs are too loyal and loving to wish for that. This is also why I have a female dog so this can never happen
      Vetchi 14 aug
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    • F in chat for his balls
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    • A guy commented at my little rat Terrier the other day that he didn't know they made them anymore. I said "what do you mean" and he said "a dog with balls, I havent seen them in a long time"
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    • I wish for 1000 lamps with genies in them
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    • Ya know how there’s a no wishing for more wishes rule? What if you wished yourself to have the wish granting power of a genie without any sort of restriction
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    • Kind funny ngl
      Y4BoiRoy 13 aug
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    • Thus my dog sadly had to be put to sleep and its easier because he talks shit the whole time
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    • "I wish that my second wish would come true after my third wish. I wish to be free. I wish to be a genie."
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