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    • The vest is covered with smallpox
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    • THOUGHT HE SAID HE WAS ATHEIST
      Airaz7180 14 aug
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    • Doofenshmirtz is right what the hell is the point of a genie fucking your wish up by adding a hidden twist? Its not even a lesson learned its just a dick move.
      Legoshi08 14 aug
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    • The vest is already covered in anthrax
      glhailey 14 aug
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    • Ask for something really specific like which company that is currently emerging will be a Fortune 500 in 5 years and then invest in that company
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    • "I'm an atheist"...*says Jesus at the end*
      nomnom4 14 aug
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    • For the billion dollar one I thought he was gonna steal it from an orphanage or something
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    • I like how people keep calling him out on saying jesus as if the term jesus doesn't exist as an exclamation in modern society
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    • Low key Funniest part is the claimed atheist calls on Jesus to try and understand his fucked up nature. It’s like he is starting to get it.
      jeffeddy 14 aug
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    • "I'm atheist" "Jesus!"
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    • That last one is Hercules.
      dooms7 14 aug
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    • I like that he actually realized it
      nate0730 14 aug
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    • No he didn’t change his mind, he just realized that that he said a vest like his which isn’t sick.
      zoob 14 aug
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    • Why is a genie like this who gains from this the genie idk I don’t get it
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    • He’s like calypso in twisted metal
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    • I don’t want to see a naked genie
      Voxxil 14 aug
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    • Ay my boi Jacksfilms got featured!
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    • If ifunny can't stop regulating my comments when theyre featuring half naked women and calling it a meme im going to have to stop using this app, and after almost a decade of service.
      Scootyy 14 aug
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    • Vinerizon
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    • I just want a girl who isn't to fat to love me
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    • Someone put the doofenschmirtz meme
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    • Even if you had only previously had a billion dollars, you've still probably got a lot of money or many goods which you purchased with that money
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    • Hey look the man with the power
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    • The 6'5" one got me
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    • The forehead one made me laugh
      Blorange 14 aug
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    • Wish for the ability to grant yourself any superpower you can think of and instantly know how to use it perfectly. There no need for a genie anymore
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    • Just say “for my first wish I wish for you to grant them only in the ways I imagine them”
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    • I wish you were circumcised
      sss_doggo 14 aug
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    • My wish would to have a bolt of lightning that I could summon and grab without being hurt
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    • That vest has AIDS in it
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    • Didn't he say he was atheist
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    • I wish we were best friends, I wish you were free, no need to wish anymore
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    • Everyone's calling out the genie saying Jesus, meanwhile I'm wondering how a fucking djinn is an athiest.
      RoboDodo 14 aug
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    • Core279 14 aug
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    • I wish I had a fat cock
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    • So apparently saying "God" or "Jesus" is forbidden among atheists
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    • Small pox blankets
      DarkMood 14 aug
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    • Gg can’t ask for someone to fall in love it’s like a rule or something idk
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    • Coronavirus
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    • First wish: I wish the rest of my wishes came out the way I want them to. 2nd wish: I want to be able to change my body at any moment in a flash 3rd wish: For you to be free?
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    • I like the forehead one
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    • Most of the users on this app have room temperature iq.
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    • There are a lot of people commenting that he said “Jesus” as an expletive even though he’s an atheist, and I feel like some of them genuinely don’t realize that atheists do actually do that, but I don’t want to reply to anyone in particular because it’s hard to tell who’s joking.
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    • Genies are understandable dicks
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    • You know, at least Efreetis actually take pride in granting wishes, and look down on the djinns who twist the wording of Wishes, finding it shameful to do so. They still ain't gonna fix it, tho.
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    • In conclusion this genie is is a AHole
      wlliiloii 17 aug
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    • 3 wishes? I wish they didnt have a twist/backfire then wish to know what to wish for then bam
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    • :)
      Conundrum 17 aug
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    • I wish for the power to control time the way I envision it in my head
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    • the first one would still be good
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    • Smallpox vest, smallpox vest, what will the native Americans do
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    • Every djinn ever
      xXtalonXx 16 aug
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    • I was hoping for the God one he would say "Done! God was also human!"
      Chad_Cell 16 aug
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    • Bro if he had a billion dollars he had to have spent it on something already
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    • He’s an asshole
      sullyOo 16 aug
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    • Just write all your wishes on a sheet and ask the genie to fulfill everything you wrote on the sheet
      LuckyMy 16 aug
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    • Why does the Genie always give the person asking such a hard time?
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    • I want the power to controll probability
      APKamen 16 aug
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    • The second one was no fair
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    • That tall one hit way too hard
      Ikesdead 15 aug
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    • The dog one is dumb because girls don’t fall in love with dogs unless they’re furries
      buttholio 15 aug
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    • I wish I was in legal possession of a billion dollars that I can use for my own personal financial gain with no repercussions.
      zero_wind 15 aug
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    • Never trust a djinn
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    • I wish I could make hot girls fall in love with me
      ShekaPup 15 aug
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    • An atheist saying Jesus? Doubt.
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    • I’ve thought for countless hours growing up about how I’d ask for wishes VERY PARTICULARLY
      Dragonogh 15 aug
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    • What would you guys wish for?? I would wish for 1. The ability to master everything I try at in only a couple hours 2. The ability to live forever at my current age 3. The ability to travel back and forth in trough time for as long as I am alive
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    • I remember reading a pretty decent book series where this idea was a big part of it. that whenever people made deals you had to be really specific and precise because people would always try to find the loopholes to screw you over
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    • Change is possible
      gay_dood 15 aug
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    • The atheist one wouldn't make any sense because the person said the power of 'a' god, meaning godlike power.
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    • Did anyone else read this in will smiths voice? Or robin williams?
      gambit201 15 aug
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    • The genie is an atheist.
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    • This is that photoshop guy from Twitter, if he were a genie
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    • Anthrax time
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    • Wait....I thought you were athiest.
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    • I don't see how being an atheist could change someone perspective on what a god could do if one were to exist. Like
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    • Monkey paw wishes
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    • The only way to trick a genie is by playing by his cards and helping out everyone but yourself, including the genie, that way the genie isn’t reminded of the greedy masters of the past that just use him like a tool
      Zeroxer 14 aug
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    • Honestly, living as a dog wouldn't be that bad. You're not expected to work hard for food and shelter if you are a pet
      BrookIyn 14 aug
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    • I wish I could have anything I’d like when I say it out loud and snap 10 times
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    • I wish i was ignorant
      stephon57 14 aug
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    • Is that will smith
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    • The forehead part got me
      Reborn96 14 aug
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    • Vinerizon
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    • I wish for my next 2 wishes to happen exactly as I intend for them to happen.
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    • Monkey's paw, bakenonogatari, the power to give what you wish for but not in the ideal way you want it to
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    • I like how so many comments don’t realize that just because you say “Jesus” that doesn’t mean you’re fucking religious. Like sweet Jesus (see?) it’s a fucking commonly used expression for something surprising or something in many other contexts. You’re all being idiots and it shows.
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    • The vest is made of asbestos
      Umbre_ 14 aug
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