• Genie: Alright, you know the drill, 3
rules: no wishing for death, no falling in
love, no bringing anyone back from
the dead
Me: I Wish my socks were tongues :)
Genie:
Genie: There are 4 rules
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    • First wish is to wish those rules didn’t exist. Then you are golden.
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    • The best wishes possible are: 1. Ability to fly at any speed you desire. 2. Immortality, where you only die if you say a safe code 3 times in a row. 3. To always be the most attractive person alive.
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    • I would wish for the ability to pause time while letting other people still be conscious when time was paused if I so choose, and I would wish to have any answer or object I could ever want just by thinking about it, and then I would wish for the ability to read minds.
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    • I wish for infinite wishes
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    • Wish for unlimited genies
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    • If you get a genie just wish for a working infinity gauntlet and use the time stone on that Smurf head ass looking bitch every time you make a wish
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    • Cmon man a nigga jus wanna get some toes sucked
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    • The 4th rule: To win “the game” you must forget “the game”
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    • I wish for there to be no rules :) and to kill everyone including myself :)
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    • Just wish for the infinity gauntlet and add a condition that it doesnt negatively effect you and that the radiation isnt harmful. Then you can do basically anything you want.
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    • Nah, not socks, underwear
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    • I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes
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    • Teleportation, or at least some method of very fast transport, like a supersonic jet VTOL or something, an extra 2 inches of willy, and a nice house somewhere peaceful where I can eventually die
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    • Freeze time anytime I want to so I could steal anything I wanted and never have to work again.
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    • Wish #1 I wish there were no rules wish #2 I wish I had infinite wishes wish #3 I wish my socks were tongues
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    • I wish my panties were dicks
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    • I wish for there to be no rules against wishes, I wish for more wishes, I wish the dragon balls were real, I wish for literally every power that’s ever been conceived ever for any amount of time
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    • Why not underwear instead
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    • Wish one: no rules for wishes wish two: bring somebody back from the dead wish three: ten more wishes
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    • I wish my underwear was tongues
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    • I wish for infinite wishes and that there were no such rules. There, for rule free genie for life now.
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    • More genies then ask for 3 genies a day, ask to be always safe and have 400 billion dollars, then the next day I would wish for no rules on wishes then BAM
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    • I wish for unlimited wishes
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    • 5 actually, he said no wishing for more wishes
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    • Didn’t say he couldn’t wish for more wishes
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    • I wish genies exist in unbearable pain and every wish brings them closer to death
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    • That’s fairy’s... genies have no rules but choose your wording very carefully
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    • No wishing for dumb shyt
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    • I wish for omnipotence, $100 billion, and a taco
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    • Actully there are 34 rules
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    • Deadass thought this was a morning rule check for the day
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    • Surely you'd just wish for 10 billion dollars
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    • 1. Teleportation so I could be with my gf. 2. Would wish to be shorter, wanted to be short /: 3. That I could use Magic’s of my choice, but nothing world breaking
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    • The rules of genie wishes were never a thing, you could wish for pretty much anything, it wasn’t until Disney came a made Aladdin that the rules were made
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    • Instead of bringing people back from the dead, how about traveling back in time to see them?🤔
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    • I did not like that
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    • There's no rule that says you cant wish a way the rules
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    • I wish that I could change my body and the bodies of others however I please, that I could read minds, and that I could pull whatever object I wanted/needed out of anywhere
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    • I wish all skin colors darker than the glorious Aryian breed were that such shade so we all could enjoy a peaceful world.
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    • Everyone hating on tumblr memes, but they're better the the girl locker room vs boy locker room memes
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    • 1st wish all genies have tiny penises 2nd all genies are always naked 3rd all genies forget that I made the first two wishes
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    • I’d wish for every girl I found attractive to instantly be down for raw sex when and wherever. No love involved.
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    • I wish I was flexible... to do yoga of course...
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    • I wish my underwear had a constantly moist tongue constantly licking my butthole.
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    • May I wish death upon myself
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    • Why the fuck did I read that as hungover games...
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    • Bring someone back from dead to fall in love with then instantly die to tongue socks
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    • When did not being able to wish for death become a rule
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    • Wishing for wishes isnt a rule?
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    • 5 rules* no more wishes
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    • Jizz socks just got a whole lot more interesting
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    • I wish for a genie with no rules
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    • “I wish my tongue was socks” “alright 5 rules”
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    • I always thought if you could wish to make a window that goes back in time and switch out the lanterns when you're on your last wish. So technically a different version of you get the lantern and still gets the wishes.
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    • You can't wish for more wishes, but can you wish for more genies?
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    • Long story short there are ALOT of rules
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    • I wish there were no rules
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    • Can I wish for Fairly Odd Parents so I can continue with unlimited wishes?
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    • My moms lives more than me,$900Billion,The ability to change my looks
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    • I wish for more genies.
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    • I wish that if I had lost something, I obtained a vision to know where that certain thing was
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    • Immortality, infinite wealth, invulnerable
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    • I'd wish for hands~ All of the hands~
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    • I wish my tongue was a sock
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    • I wish I don’t die ugly. *Genie grants immortality*
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    • All I see in the feature section now, is unfunny tumlr and twitter post, very unfunny avengers actors doing something goofy, and if I’m lucky I’ll see the same fucking set of features I saw a few days ago.
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    • I wish squidward was here to see this
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    • I would wish all tongues are socks now
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    • I wish those rules didn’t apply to me. I wish I was dead
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    • Since when can you not ask the genie to kill you? The first rules supposed to be no wishing for more wishes
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    • Wish to have the infinite gauntlet and be strong enough it doesnt kill me 3rd would be that each time i clap my dicks grows bigger YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CANT HIDS FROM LONGUS EXTENDUS
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    • Id wish to be a shape shifter
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    • Wtf wish is that
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    • Real talk, I'm wishing for money, because who wouldn't, I'm wishing for a box that spits out whatever food I want, and I'm wishing for a pocket dimension with my dream home in it
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    • I wish for a private hooker that just lives in my bed
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    • No wishing for more wishes
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    • My wish 1: to have all of the knowledge and wisdom of everything there’s to know in the universe without limitation. Wish 2: to be 100% rational. Wish 3: to know the future
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    • When was the not wishing for death a rule. I thought it was no wishing for more wishes. Is it your death or someone else’s death
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    • Socks are tongues then stick your dick in your tongue sock
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    • Rule 4: no wishing for more wishes.
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    • I wish all women were flat ripped 6'2" monsters that talk like All Might
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