• generalgrievousdatingsim
dogs are without sin because they would never lie to
you. cats are also without sin because they can't.
e generalgrievousdatingsim
a cat would lie to you if they could but they're
physically unable to. every time they try their tails
twitch and their big dumb baby eyes grow big and
round with mischief and you can tell. they're
incapable of evil because they're too silly to care
about things like morals or ethics.
dogs are the BIGGEST liars. have you ever seen the "i
have no idea what happened here, i didn't do this"
face dogs make when they trash an entire room?
have you ever asked a dog what they're eating and
they pretend they don't have anything in their
mouth? and then you open their mouth and its full of
candy wrappers?
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    • Dogs tell white lies. Cats tell existential lies, like "i love you"
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    • When my dog is eating something he shouldn't, all i have to say "what are you doing?" Snd he literally spits out whatever it is and walks over to hos bed like "nope no idea whats youre on about. Im in my bed. Being the best boy ever."
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    • Dogs being smart enough to lie has seriously made me reconsider the fact that they are self aware enough to lie, like they understand cause and effect and consequences
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    • My dog pretends to be hurt whenever he does something bad and gets sent to bed. He limps and always with the same back leg.
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