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    • Fuck yo mom. How hard is a fish?
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    • Mom is a sociopath. She planned the murder of the fish and gave you $20 and told the kids you didn’t take care of them.
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    • What if she just told the kid that so he doesn't have that guilt on his 9 year old conscious
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    • the FIRST contracted murder. We want more
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    • Your 'first' contracted murder!?!
      TMFW 17 apr
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    • YOUR FIRST????!!!!!
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    • First? This implies that this isn't the only contract murder
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    • First?
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    • “First”
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    • Hold up... first?
      user876 18 apr
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    • Well I’ll turn off her carbon monoxide detector, see how she likes that.
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    • Wow what a right, give it to somebody or put on Craigslist, what kind of sociopath kills a pet because they don’t want to take care of it?
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    • ...first?
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    • “First”
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    • First?
      Snyders 18 apr
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    • FIRST? That implies you've committed more than one
      Iza_ 18 apr
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    • Uhm.....first?
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    • U know what she did, right? She killed one of the family pets and blamed you when the time came to tell the kids
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    • Wait...FIRST. Contracted murder.
      Hypermyte 17 apr
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    • First?
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    • Your first??.....
      kamsayn 22 apr
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    • The first....?
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    • I read that wrong and thought the kids mom turned of the filter and I’m like that’s kind of fucked
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    • “My first”
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    • First? Ey, want a job?
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    • That's fucked up. If you couldn't handle a fish tank you could have just sold the fish and tank you didn't need to torture them to death. Also who watches a fish tank and doesn't ask about water changes?
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    • If she killed fucking fish for being hard work, imagine what she did to the cat
      Squares 17 apr
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    • Your “first”?
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    • Damn. Imagine killing an animal because it’s “too much work”
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    • "First", there are more?
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    • First?
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    • Hold on... did he say first?
      Casimer 17 apr
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    • "First" ... okay 47, keep your secrets.
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    • first?
      SoupDude 20 apr
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    • Wait nigga, your FIRST???
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    • First?
      PowdaKeg 19 apr
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    • FIRST contracted murder
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    • First?
      jman01111 18 apr
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    • First?
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    • First?
      BIuJay 18 apr
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    • That moms a bitch
      Parappa 18 apr
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    • I didn't have power for 2 weeks after the hurricane and all my fish did fine, how long were they gone
      Liamaster 18 apr
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    • First implies there has been more
      OkeeThen 18 apr
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    • f i r s t
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    • First?
      rycard03 18 apr
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    • He now has 72 confirmed kills
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    • They probably just said that so you didn't feel so guilty🤷
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    • crabone 17 apr
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    • ...first?
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    • First?
      Deathial 17 apr
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    • . . . First?
      tcecil219 17 apr
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    • “First”
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    • The first one, that implies there were others
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    • Your first?
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    • First implies there were more
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    • “First”
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    • ‘Too much work’ you literally fucking pour food in the tank and wash it occasionally. Fish are literally the easiest pets
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    • If you can’t take care of a fish but you can a cat kill your self fast
      Lignam 17 apr
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    • Why not just give the fish away or sell them?
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    • Is this person trying to imply they've done more contacted killings? I doubt they're that badass
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    • “First”
      greg09 23 apr
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    • I feel bad for the kids of a woman who finds taking care of a fish to be "too much work"
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    • First?
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    • First??
      HPDGhost 21 apr
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    • FIRST!!! I like this kid.
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    • FIRST?
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    • This implies the mom made him a hitman
      jax1ctc 19 apr
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    • First? Explain please.
      TerranceT 19 apr
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    • Let's put her in a sealed room and suck out all the oxygen
      Billybop 19 apr
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    • What do you mean "first"?
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    • what a bitch
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    • Fuck that lady, you could give it away instead of killing it
      memeree 18 apr
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    • Maybe she just said that so kid won't feel bad
      Bulimia 18 apr
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    • First
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    • FIRST?
      SomeOne73 18 apr
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    • FIRST..... and that's how the backyard got so full
      nurselife 18 apr
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    • You gotta be really lazy to do that, and even more stupid to not think of giving them to a hobbyist.
      1320f 18 apr
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    • Bitch I don’t even have a fancy tank and filter for my fish and have to manually change their water out. It’s not even that much work smh
      Erurid 18 apr
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    • Too much work? Wtf I had a 65 gallon fish tank for 12 years and all them fuckers were just fine. All you got to do is FEED them and adjust the temp! Lazy people man
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    • First?
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    • "First" ????
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    • Kind of a bitch move
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    • Use of the word “first” implies a second
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    • WHAT DI YOU MEAN FIRST? HOW MANY MORE HAVE YOU DONE
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    • I had a guppy that refused to die went 4 years without cleaning tank so I finally go fuck it clean his tank and he died the next day fuck you speedy
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    • "First"
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    • So I guess we’re just going to gloss over the fact that he said “First contracted kill”?
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    • What a bitch, killing those fish like that. Put a bag on your head and see if it's a nice way to die
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    • That's messed up to make a 9 year old think she did something wrong and killed the fish
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    • First, but not the last.
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    • ‘Scuse me, first?
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    • Why would you tell a nine year old to watch something if you’re just gonna kill it. You just emotionally scarred a fourth grader for no reason
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    • First?
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    • “First”
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