• {{ formattedCount }}  {{ count > 1 ? 'comments' : 'comment' }}

    • Sucking milk straight from the tiddy of the coconut
      1.6K
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • 319
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mammal characteristics: has hair, produces milk, gives live birth, self regulating warm blood... with this, i ask all of you. What genome is a platypus?
      8
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • DominicMV 31 mar
      6
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • In the words of Jamie Russo "A coconut has milk but no nipples. So it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree."
      BLBurrito 30 mar
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BEHOLD A MAN
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BEHOLD, A MAMMAL
      5
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It has FIBERS and JUICE
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts don’t give live birth
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Behold. A man.
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mammary gland not located.
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • behold! a hamster!
      M4GN0L14 31 mar
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But no reproductive systems like a mammal
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No tiddy
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Not hair not milk not the only factors in the mammalia class
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No live birth
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts have no nipples, comrade
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts lack nipples, and therefore aren't mammals. They are natures hairy milk cartons
      AllFungus 30 mar
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • “Have hair. Give milk.” Sounds Russian
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *Coughs* "Dolphins"
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It has no nipples
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • behold a mammal!
      jshaf007 31 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Behold, a man
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • WHY SAY LOT WORD WHEN LESS WORD TO TRICK
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts don’t got titties
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does that mean it's actually okay for me to fuck my coconuts? Here I was thinking that it was a crime against nature, but I was just fucking another mammal. Isn't life grand?
      Mukkura 30 mar
      4
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But it doesn’t have nipples
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BEHOLD A MAMMAL
      IXTRS 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • First off, is coconut in the animal kingdom?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A coconut doesn't have nipples.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Behold a man
      Sunscreen 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Why use many word when few word do trick
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Cell wall. Isn't an animal, no backbone, isn't a chordate. Can't be a mammal
      Innofunni 30 mar
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts are migratory mammals
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mammals have vertebrae so yall are saying coconuts have a spine?
      grapeguy 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • You guys are stupid to take this joke seriously
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts are not mammals because they don’t fit all they phylogenetic categories that come before it.
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Is not warm blooded. Isnt a vetebrae. Doesnt have blood. Not actually hair made of keratin.
      Monarch 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No vertebrae and lacks mammary glands, which mammals are named for
      Jace_F 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Guess I’m a hamster then 🤷‍♀️
      3
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • your moms a round mammal
      sayuri 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • BEHOLD, A MAMMAL
      Im_Alexis 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Doesn’t give birth to live babies
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It's not really milk tho. It's just water that tastes like coconut. Its really meh
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • coconuts aint got tiddies tho
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It may have hair and milk but it has no nipples thus is not a mammal
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts don’t have nipples so they’re just hairy milk cartons
      Hekbc 1 apr
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconut are also mammals because they don’t lay eggs
      BossBark 1 apr
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *bites into cococut* *warm blood starts flowing out* Ah yes delicious just as the ancestors did
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No live birth
      Kate1125 31 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • mammals are required to also have three middle ear bones, a neocortex (and therefore a brain), plus mammary glands. They even have to have a sense of smell, skeleton, and other elements missing in the typical coconu
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Does not give birth to live young.
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Doesnt have nipples
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Chickens
      bilby_ 31 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I guess.jpeg
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Nipples need not apply
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No NiPpLeS
      BigChonky 31 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • I’m not ok with this information
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts are just hairy milk cartons from a tree
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts also give live birth if i remember correctly
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts do not have mammory glands. Also, it’s hair is not follicle produced hair, nor is its juice scientifically defined as a milk. I really wanted the mammal fruit to be real though.
      MetaNinja 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No nipples, isn’t warmblooded, IS A FUCKING PLANT
      Arostada 30 mar
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Also has meat to
      bobasuar 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts have water in them not milk
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • A coconut actually meets every specification for a mammal, fruit, vegetable, seed, and plant. It’s just...weird
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts don't give live birth
      mrdrman 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • *has four legs and breathes air*
      Druggies 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Has milk. It doesnt give milk.
      JollyJ4u 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Live birth?
      smurler 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • The argument that has been going on for centuries. "Is a coconut a mammal"
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But it lacks 3 cartilage bones in it's ear or ear equivalent
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Actually there drupes like a peach. Because of the fleshy soft outside
      SassWonFP 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Since when is a coconut warmblooded?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But it doesn't have nips
      F__B__I__ 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Mammal- warm-blooded vertebrate animal of a class that is distinguished by the possession of hair or fur, the secretion of milk by females for the nourishment of the young, and (typically) the birth of live young.
      thatk 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts also migrate
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gives live birth to babies?
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Damn he rite tho
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • What’s the different between a coconut and a mammal?..... nipples, coconuts don’t have nipples
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Missing the vertebrae bit, but I'll still allow it
      Jodor 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It doesn’t have tiddies tho
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Ok Diogenes
      Smiley256 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • And migrates
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • All these people in the comments who just passed there first bio class like “heHe DummY CoConUT noT MaMmAl”
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Has a gestation period leading up to a live birth of its young
      Raftel 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But it doesnt have nipples
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • there’s no warm blood pumping through it so no it’s not a mammal
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Need titties to be a mammal
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Plant cells, can’t be mammal
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Gib milk
      Panther73 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • No nipple though
      Igp1000 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Doesnt it also have to be warm blooded?
      2
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Coconuts are not warm blooded
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • It doesn’t have NIPPLES tho
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • isn't an animal...
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Its not a vertebrate
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • But it doesnt give birth to live young or have breasts
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Same energy as “Behold a man!”
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show
    • Needs spine
      JNichs095 30 mar
      1
      {{ shortRepliesCount }}
      Show

iFunny plug-in will teach your phone to smile

get on the iFunny app to roast them

All content related issues will be solved right here.
After all necessary information is provided, of course:

Complete the form below to notify iFunny of a claim relating to your intellectual property rights and content or some technical inconvenience with the service.
(Positive and productive feedback is appreciated as well).

Your details

Your relationships to the rights holder

Type of claim

Select
Copyright Trademark Nazi-related Offensive Technical difficulties Other
Describe the issue in detail. Please be specific.
Feeling poetic today? Feel free to provide more information
By clicking on "Submit" below, you are certifying the following statements:
  • I state that I have a good faith belief that use of the work(s) in the manner complained of is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law.
  • I state that the information in this notification is accurate and, under penalty of perjury, that I am the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed, or an authorized agent for the owner.
  • I give my permission to pass my contact information to the alleged infringing party.