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    • That's not equivalent exchange
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    • What a nice family picture
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    • a2d3 14 apr
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    • This has been happening at my job for a bit now and what the hell if it's only me it happens to. I swipe my card and hit the mt dew button (sue me) and I shit you not at least 3 come out on a regular basis and I only get charged for the 1. Life is good
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    • Damn that cherry coke lyin there all sexy n shit...
      NropoNut 13 apr
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    • You reached up in and popped it’s cherry coke
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    • I guess she used the philosopher’s stone to bypass the law of equivalent exchange
      billuman 12 apr
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    • All the cokes are the normal rowdy children, the sprites are that one set of twins, and the cherry coke is me( the middle child who nobody really pays attention to but still kinda likes, but ends up being a loner most if their life and is always really depressed
      m3rl1n 16 apr
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    • Anyone else thought that the cokes were gonna have full metal alchemists names on them? Share a coke with ed an al lol
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    • yonc 12 apr
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    • I had a vending machine in my highschool that if you punched the button hard enough it would just empty it's stock of that product didn't even need to pay
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    • In my hometown, the train statiin has a coke machine that normally never gives anything cold. One day, it shot out a can of frozen coke. Like shot it out, and it hit the sidewalk and blew open, spraying people with frozen soda ice
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    • The bottle on laying on its side has strong sexual energy.
      ElementGT 12 apr
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    • That’s not equivalent exchange! His credit card must have been infused with philosophers stones
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    • All 4chan/reddit stories are just something mildly interesting that happened to an introvert that went outside for the first time in awhile
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    • FullMetal Alchemist had nothing to do with this at all and I’m thoroughly disappointed
      Jinxzy 12 apr
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    • Why even mention you were watching full metal alchemist if you didn’t also mention breaking the law of equivalent exchange
      tspider 12 apr
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    • Hello children, would you like to hear a story? Okay then! Let me tell you a story about ONE MOTHERFUCKER, TWO MOTHERFUCKERS, THREE MOTHERFUCKERS THEY WERE BORN TO ROLL!
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    • a2d3 13 apr
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    • The fact that both girls were watching fma means I’d smash both for equivalent exchange purposes
      MandemV2 13 apr
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    • That’s the way the coke machine at my apartment works, but only if you use change, you can get 4 Coke’s(or any soda) for 50¢ as long as nobody tells the manager
      DustinJD 12 apr
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    • I think your coke machine is on coke
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    • Cherry coke is adopted
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    • That just sounds like theft with extra steps
      Proc 12 apr
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    • Nahian 13 apr
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    • All these bitches out here reprimanding this person for this are fucking liars. Anyone would do this. If the vending machine owners want so save money they can fix their machine. Soda is overpriced to begin with.
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    • Rolls a nat 20 for luck check
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    • yeah id fuck a vending machine too if this is what I get
      Owlboy 12 apr
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    • How many, how many were sacrificed for your sodas, mrscarface...
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    • So...should we start slut shaming vending machines?
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    • Is this the power of the philosophers stone?
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    • I thought it was the cherry coke telling a story to his coke children and the two sprites were the doctors
      gee4444 12 apr
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    • My favorite part of the whole story is that they were watching full metal alchemist
      SkyRadial 12 apr
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    • Pepsi > Coke
      Sniddler 12 apr
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    • There was a vending machine at a park near my house that worked pretty normally, but if you pushed the change back button after buying something it'd give you two dollars in change
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    • This is how they make up for all the years of stolen change
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    • When your hunting Pokémon and find a shiny
      banquin 12 apr
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    • Ya boy had the philosophers card
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    • DarkPit 12 apr
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    • The last time I watched Fullmetal Alchemist I woke up at 5 in the morning and watched it til about 12 without getting up. I had to go to the bathroom but was at a good part and I paused it and JUMPED up and RAN to the bathroom. Bad idea. Blacked out immediately and face planted. Head rush.
      LtWyvern 16 apr
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    • In theory, things like this would cause your landlord to lose revenue and need to raise rent to compensate
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    • Weird flex but ok
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    • “That’s theft” Oh no, how dare they rob that poor multinational billion dollar corporation of like $30
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    • Thought this was a cherry coke sacrifice or a ritual of some kind
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    • And yet the best part of the night had to be the fact that you were watching Fullmetal
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    • I counted 19 cokes not 20
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    • Full metal alchemist is among the very few acceptable animes out there like Inuyasha and Naruto
      Tancheap 12 apr
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    • You have a lovely family. Now behead them and consume their innards.
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    • Ugh, coke is so disgusting. I prefer heroin
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    • Good thing the machine didn't take her arm. But it may have taken something from someone else. Meanwhile her brother is now missing his fingers.
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    • What kind of punkd episode would just be a dude getting two cokes instead of one
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    • 21 sodas for the price of 2, this nigga got his hands on a philosophers stone
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    • Serves them right for charging so much for pop
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    • People shouldn’t feel guilty about a company not maintaining its equipment
      MemeStark 12 apr
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    • Guess you could call the cherry coke the red headed step child
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    • I find it amusing when people add irrelevant information to their stories like that they were watching a specific TV show that has nothing to do with the story
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    • He must have the philosophers stone
      gatome 12 apr
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    • I used to refill vending machines and this is a common issue with coke machines. I had one that would spit out 4 bottles for a dollar and then if you pressed the coin return button it would give your dollar back.
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    • The vending machine from futurama slutting around again birthing children
      johnreno 18 apr
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    • I found $5.00 today
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    • Old school coke machines used to be easy to jack when I was in the 5th grade back in 2005. Don’t ask how but we found out all you had to do was stick your hand up that hole (giggidy) and pull the chain and viola all the sodas would drop
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    • My old high school didn't have the fancy vending machines it does today. During my senior year, one of my friends was hitting up the snack machine before our bus ride home and when she went to get her 75 cents worth of change back, the machine broke and started spewing quarters. Ended up with $60.
      _MYOB_ 17 apr
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    • That cherry coke is like “draw me like one of you French girls”
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    • That was the philosophers stone
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    • YOU FOOLS, YOU FORGOT THE FIRST RULE OF ALCHEMY, IN ORDER TO GET SOMETHING YOU MUST FIRST SACRIFICE SOMETHING OF EQUAL VALUE
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    • Ed... ward, that is against the rule of equal exchange, you loose an arm and leg.
      Otaku_One 14 apr
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    • You made the machine squirt
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    • Somewhere in another universe someone tried to buy Cokes and a sprite but it took all their money and didn't give him crap. These are the laws of equivalent exchange.
      Weave 13 apr
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    • I'm sure the Pepsi man is very disgruntled right now
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    • But there’s only 18 cokes
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    • How long did it take to finish slurping your family?
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    • Cherry coke is my crack
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    • They really dont want you to drink pepsi
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    • Dr Pepper>Coke
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    • kanep0e 13 apr
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    • Coke transmutation is illegal. What did the truth take from you
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    • Something similar happened to my buddy with Pepsi cans, he bought 1, and the machine dropped it's whole supply of Pepsi can.
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    • I have a better one. One day we found the vending machine on my floor completely unlocked. Not only did we make off with enough snacks for a week, but we also got to the change box, and made it dispense ALL the coins, it wound up being like $60 in change
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    • Surprised it didn’t cost him an arm and a leg
      spd113 12 apr
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    • I like how at the beginning he gets one extra coke and assumes he's being punked
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    • “19 cokes, 2 sprites, and a cherry coke” story does not check out. Should be 18 cokes 2 sprites and a cherry coke
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    • So...what did watching Full Metal Alchemist add to the story?
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    • That's not how the law of equivalent exchange works.
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    • So my friend always gets coke when we’re on campus for our classes she went to go get a coke before we had to head to a lecture she comes back with three bottles because it gave her two free ones I took one and our other friend took the other I put it in my locker and my locker ended up jamming and
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    • This dude unlocked the bartering skill
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    • I remember I ran into a coke machine like that. I put the quarters in and they came out of the change slot like there was something wrong and I pushed the coke button out of curiosity and boom. Free pop. Yes I did that quite a lot. Some of the quarters were excepted but hey, whatever right?
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    • Congratulations! You know I have a good feeling about Cherry:)
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    • This is the result of the vending “spring” being torqued waaaaaaay too high. The result? Instead of spinning once and spitting out your drink, it flails, gets damaged, and voila! Cokegasm.
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    • Last week of Air Force basic training, we called it airman’s week, gave many privileges including vending machines. Went without soda for two months and the machine spit out almost 20 bottles after I payed cash for one the second It was allowed. I was the hero of everybody on the patio that day.
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    • How is fullmetal alchemist relevant to the story besides telling us he’s a weeb?
      Sambro_X 12 apr
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    • The owner of that coke machines kids didn’t get to eat that night thanks to you
      Oplock 12 apr
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    • Practically birthing them. 😂
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    • My high school’s machine broke, so you could put in a quarter, or would fall back out the coin slot, but it was counted. You could use the same quarter over and over until you had a few snacks
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