Gather round children, WhlISt I tell you a little story. So l was watching Fullmetal Alchemist with my roommate when Igolthirstf,r and decided what lhe hell, Ima get myself a Coke, 80 I went down to the vending machine on our ﬂoor and swiped my card and pressed the button to vend the Coke Well, TWO cokes popped out Weird right? I looked around. wondering if I was on one of those punk‘d shows. and grabbed both bottles. Suddenly, a loud thrummlng came from the machine, and Io and behold. 6 MORE COKES CAME OUT After checking my debut card statement, [found that l was only charged for ONE coke. Feeling giddy but slightly guilty. I nabbed all 8 bottles of coke and went back to my room After telling my roommate what happened, she decided to go back to the coke machine with me and see if only the Cakes are affected. She bought two Sprites and what the fuck do ya know she got those damn Sprites. AS WELL AS 11 FREE COKES. This of course jammed the machine. and before I knew it, I was on my knees WIU‘I my am up the Coke machine, practically bIrthing these little fuckers. I even read offtheir names on their bottles as I handed them to my roommate. We also found a random Cherry Coke had popped out as well. Behold our ﬁnished family. 19 cakes, 2 Sprites. and a Cherry Coke. all the result Of a very overworked and confused Coke machine.