Game: press any button to play
Me: *presses my belly button*
Game: *starts*
*Confused screaming*
na346g na346g
26 apr
Game: press any button to play Me: *presses my belly button* Game: *starts* *Confused screaming*
The best things in life are hot & round.
Pizza is life.
shakypurosuelocuh shakypurosuelocuh
29 oct 2020
The best things in life are hot & round. Pizza is life.
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite
Friend: You named him "fortnite"?
Me: No....
4 His name is Garbage.
TheFinestTrashYT TheFinestTrashYT
29 oct 2020
Me: I named my cat after Fortnite Friend: You named him "fortnite"? Me: No.... 4 His name is Garbage.
Me: "I don't think any customers will come in this weather'
The customer:
narnianstars narnianstars
11 nov 2020
Me: "I don't think any customers will come in this weather' The customer:
Chase Stout
@ChaserStout
When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat."
Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins
Featured @will_ent
Tigrea1020 Tigrea1020
25 sep 2020
Chase Stout @ChaserStout When your girlfriend goes out of town and tells you "don't forget to feed our cat." Bo you now if Wilson chocolate chips in his pancakins Featured @will_ent
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS*
PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
Christopher_Hansen Christopher_Hansen
2 nov 2020
EARTH : *GETS OVERRUN BY SOME VIRUS* PEOPLE AT THE SPACE STATION:
ido this thing
called
THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
Zigga Zigga
10 jun
ido this thing called THE BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast:
YSupknow, meth
German soldiers when asked how they got to Paris so fast: YSupknow, meth
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET.
A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
A FOOLISH MAN COMPLAINS ABOUT HIS TORN POCKET. A WISE MAN USES IT TO SCRATCH HIS BALLS.
Xinity Xinity
27 sep 2020
© Based on: dogshowdown
Meet my Uncle's dog. He likes to spend his evening playing the piano and singing
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far.
Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina
Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature
Painting, Decorative Picture,
Suigeneris Pop, Music
$15.15+ Instock
umbragbxtrapirl umbragbxtrapirl
4 feb
This isn't Christina Aguilera. Wish, you okay? I know you sell knock offs, but this is too far. Christina Aguilera Poster, Christina Aguilera Art, Wall Art, Print Nature Painting, Decorative Picture, Suigeneris Pop, Music $15.15+ Instock
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
Titanman86 Titanman86
10 jun
I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet?
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
Bacardi Bacardi
15 dec 2020
this guy in my class said his brather lost his wallet iin Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
The deep thoughts of a
simple working man
What can be better than pizza and beer?
boobs
extreme_tinfoilmp4 extreme_tinfoilmp4
27 jan 2021
The deep thoughts of a simple working man What can be better than pizza and beer? boobs
lavs days til iron man #1
@ironvell
thortony humor
90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS
--IN WHICH /ROW MAN
DOTH SEEM TO HAVE
FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK--
YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
JamesFreakingBarnes JamesFreakingBarnes
25 sep 2020
lavs days til iron man #1 @ironvell thortony humor 90/ AND NOW THAT WE HAVE HAD OUR TIME FOR PERSONAL MATTERS --IN WHICH /ROW MAN DOTH SEEM TO HAVE FORGED YETANOTHER FACE MASK-- YOU JUST WISH YOU COULD HIDE YOUR UGLY FACE'
SALAD?
THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
SALAD? THAT'S WHAT MY FOOD EATS
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?"
GE
TravieC TravieC
13 jan 2021
"Bruh, wanna see a picture of me in active addiction?" GE
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
How others do Cowgirl
grandmasbootycheeks3 grandmasbootycheeks3
19 dec 2020
How others do Cowgirl
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.