• gaekandmisandry
My boyfriend just woke up. mostly still asleep and told me “don‘t worry, it's
getting better" in a heavy, American accent. which is unusual for an Australian
man.
"Why are you American?" ] asked. to which I got:
"Sorry. it's getting better" in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?" I asked. amused.
“What is he normally?" He managed to ask.
“He? You're not anyone else. you're you."
"Ugh, me" was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he
fell back into proper sleep.
Bitch just thwarted a ghost possession by judging his accents
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