• Coke and rum. A popular mixed drink.
Guy: you want to drink some cum?
Girl: Wait, drink what?
Guy: Cum. Coke and rum. What did you
think I meant?
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    • So I can go to a bar and order can cumshot?
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    • Oh hell no urban dictionary just settin people up for failure right there. Hahaha
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    • Cum
      PorkSword 10 jan
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    • I don’t think this is what my uncle meant when he said he was gonna fill me up with cum
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    • Cum sounds really good rn
      Reign 10 jan
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    • My name
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    • Who the fuck still drinks rum
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    • Well....that’s where she says no do you get the actual coke and rum
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    • My dad fucks me in the ass when I get bad report cards
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    • I'll have 2 cumshots plz
      dean129 10 jan
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    • Only 10% of women actually swallow cum
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    • Ok I need your guys opinion is it wrong that my parent can control weather i get on my computer (I bought with my own money). They wont let me play on the week days but weekends are aloud (im 17)
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    • Nobody has ever referred to coke and rum as cum in the history of the earth
      CRS6132 10 jan
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      Vons 10 jan
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    • Roke
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    • Wouldn't that make you GAY?
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    • Roke
      UwUplease 10 jan
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    • Shoulda called it Crum
      Sgt_Ham 10 jan
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    • Crum
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    • Cokm
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    • Why does the urban dictionary have the meaning of, ChunkyBoi?
      Lord_Stan 10 jan
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    • Want a Cosby?
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    • I just coom my pant
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    • .....kids are on this app. Stop posting this garbage.
      ECHO5ECHO 10 jan
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    • So this is what my bf means when he asks me if i want cum🤔
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    • Hell yeah a Cuba libere sounds nice to drink rn
      Verki 13 jan
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    • I love cum
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    • Walks into bar...one cumshot pls
      nessss 13 jan
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    • Change "some" to "my" and it'll fix the sentence.
      yarsftks 13 jan
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    • I don’t think that’s how it works lmao
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    • Why the fuck is it under the drugs category
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    • The other end of the spectrum Guy: “hey you wanna drink some cum” Girl: “yes” Guy:*pulls down pants* Girl:”woah what are your doing?” Guy:”u said u wanted some” Girl:”I thought u meant coke and rum”
      marhart22 13 jan
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    • Well is either cum or rock so
      vinny89mg 13 jan
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    • *At an AA meeting* "Hi, my name is Nathan and I'm a cum guzzler." "Hi Nathan."
      Volcryn 13 jan
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    • Heh
      yaoyorozu 13 jan
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    • Yum yum cum in my tum
      MLGtbone 13 jan
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    • It's called rum & coke because of this you asses
      df19 12 jan
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    • My dad drinks cum before he beats me with jumper cables
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    • I drink both kinds!
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    • I don’t know about that
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    • Mountain Dew and vodka.
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    • Roark865 12 jan
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    • Perfect
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    • A couple drinks of those then she'll be drinking your cum
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    • Roke
      shiftdog 12 jan
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    • Yeah sure, I’ll take a Roke
      Mr_Jazzy 12 jan
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    • That drink is also called Cuba Libre. I learned that from Big Bang Theory when Sheldon ordered a Virgin Cuba Libre (just coke)
      MattHarb 12 jan
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    • What’s that disease where your ears will fall off if they aren’t warmed by a girl’s thighs?
      Girizu 12 jan
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    • Just say roke
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    • I thought it was a comma. “Cum, Coke, and rum”
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    • Guess I’m done with coke and rum :/
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    • Or just call it Roke like a normal person
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    • Better than having a roke
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    • Girl: I thought you meant semen
      CDawg 12 jan
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    • And then he jizzes in the drink
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    • ...rum and coke...
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    • I drink so much cum
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    • Oh
      bigdildo 11 jan
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    • One of the favorites
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    • Ima just call it crum...
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    • I concur
      COME 11 jan
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    • There are drinks out there called cumshot, blowjob, and my personal favourite, the vagina.
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    • Crum
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    • Benlink 11 jan
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    • "What did you think I meant" alrighty that's not a human being, seriously cum is lewd word number one in the dictionary
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    • I just realized they were talking about the drink coca cola and not cocaine
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    • I guess the name roke was already taken
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    • Roke?
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    • That's not a thing, just stop were not going to make that popular
      dergister 11 jan
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    • One cum on the rocks please
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    • After that question might come some choking...
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    • My mom drinks that all the time
      waaaaaa12 11 jan
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    • Cumshot sounds pretty good
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    • the first time I went to a bar I ordered a rum n coke, but it was way rougher than I expected. Jack and coke is sweeter and smoother.
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    • Wouldn’t it be car then
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    • Prolly a good save
      Slayix0 11 jan
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    • New Hampshire Smore. Rhode Island bowtie.
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    • I want some cum
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    • Roke
      KingNeet 11 jan
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    • i'll take one of those
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    • Ooh got her
      TheGTO 11 jan
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    • When I was younger, my uncle always took me to bars and Id always ask for a "Rum and coke, hold the rum"
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    • Nice
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    • “If 10 men came in a cup you’d probably drink it” -Pissed off rapper who never made it.
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    • Surya 11 jan
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    • Roke
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    • So you're telling me that a rum and coke is jizz?
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    • Me and the boys go out to drink cum every Friday night
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    • Heh
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    • Rum and coke was my favorite drink
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    • Why do all bars serve this???
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