• In 1949, Joseph Stalin arranged several
assassination attempts on Josip Broz
Tito, the Prime Minister of Yugoslavia.
In response, Tito wrote Stalin a letter
that said. "Stop sending people to kill
me. We've already captured five of them,
one of them with a bomb and another
with a rifle... If you don't stop sending
killers, I'II send one to Moscow, and
Iwon't have to send a second."
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    • Communists are too retarded to properly kill people or acquire food
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    • After that stalin actually stopped sending assassins
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    • Tito outlived stalin by like 20 years I think
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    • I dont think realize how bad ass politicians were back then. Wasnt it Ronald Reagan that heard a ballon pop and went missed me?
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    • Tito was the sickest mf alive too, somehow he kept serbia, Bosnia, and Croatia all together even after all the nazi shit they did on serbia
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    • That moment when you have bigger balls than Joseph Stalin
      ogGL 31 may
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    • They forgot the part where Stalin frames the letter and hangs it on the wall of his office
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    • Tito was the only good communist change my mind
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    • That is massive dick energy right there like holy shit
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    • The best part of the story is Stalin actually respected his response and stopped sending assassins and admired the man to the point he hanged a photo of him in his office
      NASANERD 31 may
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    • The testosterone is palpable
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    • Stalin was extremely paranoid, so it probably made him piss his pants
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    • The only good communist is a dead communist.
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    • Tito was a true Chad, that’s why Yugoslavia literally collapsed moments after he died
      Harokku 31 may
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    • The Chad Tito vs. The Virgin Stalin
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    • THATS NOT ALL. Stalin framed the letter in his office and had it hanging until he died
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    • ...because communism can't export quality products.
      jabesand 4 jun
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    • I never knew somebody backtalked to big daddy Stalin
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    • I lived in Macedonia for a year (used to be part of Yugoslavia) and Tito is a fucking legend there. Honored almost as much as Alexander the Great by the people
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    • Commies was like "Let's get this bread!" Then proceeded to get no bread
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    • Communism is actually good, hear me out; it kills the dumbasses who believe it will work.
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    • Remember, countless hitmen and assassins couldn’t kill loser, that’s a hard to kill mf
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    • Fuck this guy means business
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    • Not only that, but he basically told stalin to fuck off when he wanted to make yugoslavia a soviet puppet like the rest of Warsaw pact and led the yugoslav partisans that almost singlehandedly bitch slapped the German occupation
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    • Big Dick Energy
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    • Big ol dick energy
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    • Tito is daddy
      Yukinon 1 jun
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    • And then Tito died and Yugoslavia died
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    • I honestly don't know how Stalin was that fit to be a leader. I mean, the dude fucked himself when he got rid of doctors and ended up having a stroke
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    • Most of them died of starvation before even being sent
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    • That is massive fucking cock energy
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    • Bruh if you attempt killing someone so many times and get that as a response you need to get the fuck of your own country 😂
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    • They probably just got captured so they could get feed.
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    • Historically, Stalin reportedly was so impressed by Tito’s letter that he kept it in his desk until he died
      Auride 31 may
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    • Phillip of Macedon (Alexander the Great’s father) once told the Spartans: “I advise you to submit immediately. For if I bring my army into your land I will destroy your farms, kill your people, and raze your city. Sparta’s one-word response?: “If” ....Phillip didn’t even try to invade.
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    • That’s a raw af line
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    • Power fucking move right there
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    • This is on par with Reagan’s “missed me”
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    • RecSteady 31 may
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    • Well... did he stop or not
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    • I know that guy had a huge desk, he needed one to fit his massive testicles
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    • Big dick energy move.
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    • Bruh, Tito did shit like this to Stalin a half a dozen times, and Stalin just decided to stop fucking with Tito
      NightLord 31 may
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    • *12 year old communist* I would be the best communist ever! *dies of starvation*
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    • Love my Balkan people 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
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    • The biggest fuck you in history
      toshinory 31 may
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    • Virgin Stalin and the Chad Tito. Now someone kill me for making that joke
      Inusta 31 may
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    • Imagine how hard it was taking that card to the post office with those balls of steel
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    • Alpha
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    • Imagine you try and kill a dude 5 times and he just sends you a letter saying "ay bro quit it out or ima have to beat yo ass"
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    • The only man to stand up to Stalin and not be shot or disappear
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    • Translation: you don’t want no smoke
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    • This is what I call friend has stone sword other friend has full diamond and a giant castle yelling “tha fuck you want bitch” at other friend in Minecraft
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    • Not even Stalin could stand up to the man, the myth, the legend, Tito
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    • Yeah you commie bitch. Take notes Antifa you queefbags
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    • Russians have the same sick desire to be the best that the Germans do, except they aren’t as smart or as clever. So they can’t make themselves better, all they can do is sow discord and violence in order to make every other country worse.
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    • Big dick energy: 💯
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    • What’s even greater is that Stalin stopped sending assassins
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    • Yugoslavia > USSR AND STALIN
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    • If you have to send more than 1 assassin, then you know you fucked up somewhere
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    • Big dick energy
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    • Big dick energy
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    • And did he stop sending them?
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    • That's metal as hell
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    • Now that's what I call B I G D I C K E N E R G Y
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    • BIG DICK ENERGY
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    • Power move
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    • For those that didn’t know, one of Tito’s Assassins killed Stalin
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    • Fucking power move
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    • Maddaqg 31 may
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    • Transgenders should be put to death
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    • Steel Balls Energy
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    • Big dick energy
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    • Nobody messes with the slav.
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    • I’m a Latino so you must imagine how my aunts thick huge ass get me hard as shit
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    • Alpha
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    • Dictators are usually pretty paranoid so I wouldnt doubt this worked
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    • Y i k e s
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    • You'd think he know he needs to use almost 60% of Russia's hitmen to achieve his goal...
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    • Tito dick dick man baby!
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    • This isn’t too long before James Charles tweet in 1976
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    • Tito played off the Russians and the Americans during the cold war, he had balls.
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    • Sends America
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    • Absalute power move
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    • Communists only know how to kill civilians
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    • Stalin’s son also failed to kill himself and Stalin got mad at him for not shooting straight
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