• Aesthetic
The computer said my next patient's name
was Lucifer, and that he was a domestic. Not
that an unusual name for a pet, I have to
admit.
"Come on in. Do you have Lucifer hiding in
that box for me?" I say. A gentleman dressed
all in black with a rather spiky aesthetic and a
selection of piercings comes into my consult
room and opens the box.
He places a perfectly black rabbit on the table.
Honestly, I had been expecting a cat.
Turns out Lucifer is his new rabbit. He'd
insisted on taking it from a friend who wasn't
taking care of it a few months ago.
Lucifer, for his part, had decided the table was
too scary and that his dad's leather clad
armpit was the best place to be.
To my surprise and delight, our new goth
rabbit owner is doing everything right. Perfect
diet, read up on rabbit health, vaccinating,
enrichment, the works.
He even started a vegetable garden to grow
treats for the rabbit, or as he put it, "tributes
for lucifer."
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    • Not gay but this dude seems like a catch. Goth rabbit dad bf.
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    • Went into Petco the other day. This guy had a denim jacket with the sleeves cut off, black leather pants, chains, piercings, the works. On a chain leash he had a gorgeous pit bull with a little matching spiked jacket. It was fucking adorable.
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    • What a perfect dad
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    • Scary looking people can very well be the nicest, my dad looks like a big intimidating Viking, but he loves kittens and babies and melts and ogles over small cute things
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    • Had top comment last time and I’ll do it again
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    • tough, intimidating scary guys who love cute things are the absolute best
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    • Plot twist the rabbit is a cursed demon forced to roam the mortal realm as a bunny
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    • I used to work at a petco and the buffest meanest looking dude came walking in with this jacked ass rottie and he fucking speaks and was gayer than all get out and sassy as could be fucking QUEEN
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    • Has anyone noticed the guy posting unrelated Bible verses on the features?
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    • Mfw no goth rabbit dad bf with a vegetable garden
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    • I used to have a black cat named deathwish, it wasn't to be edgy though, I named her that cause I heard her meowing in a flooded basement of an abandoned house, after I saved her she kept running back to the basement so I named her deathwish, it wasn't till years later though I realised there was pr
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    • I had a Siamese cat named Lucifer when I was a child. My cat would not know to return home so he was kept on a long metal leash. Other neighborhood cats would come by and fight Lucifer, but he would never lose, sometimes he even broke his metal chain while fighting, and still won. This was in Cuba.
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    • The man returns home, heading to the garden to retrieve the "tributes to Lucifer." Leafy greens can be seen densely covering the garden patch. He grabs one and pulls it up, revealing several screaming souls of the damned fused together in agony. The man smiles.
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    • Good thing there was a comment by some rando that said they loved it, otherwise I wouldn’t have known if I should like it or not
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    • i have a scary goth gf who fucking loves bunnies
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    • Tribute for Lucifer should be a band name
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    • Oftentimes the saying about a book and it’s cover is wrong, but it’s delightful when it’s right. When I worked at a movie theater a while ago, we had a man who had a shaved head, sleeve tats of horror movie characters, and gauges. And he was way into gore. But he was the nicest, funniest, sweetest
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    • Always love stories aboyt unusual owners like the bikers with tine side cars with lapdogs in leathers lol
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    • Unpopular opinion: real satanists are generally less toxic than Christians
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    • That rabbit is a vessel for satan
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    • Rabbits are amazing pets if you care for them right. I have one and he’s a cute little ball of fur
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    • Made for eachother
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    • Pretty fuckin rad
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    • If you think im going to read all that think again
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    • Lucifer is a basic bitch goth pet name, I know at least two people who have used or considered using Lucifer to name their pet
      Sorran 21 jun
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    • I hate these people but damn good rabbit owner
      Flubnub3 21 jun
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    • “Aesthetic”
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    • "I love this" well i dont care what you think. Shouldn't you be dying you hair blue right now
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    • Named a rescued stray kitten Pancake, because we found him on the highway, where he could easily have been made into a pancake. He is an ASSHOLE.
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    • Gay
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    • Ye do something about it bitch
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    • Y'all keep toying with evil and see where it gets you.
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    • I....I love this....
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    • He deserves to be burnt at the stake
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    • It's almost as if being goth isn't his entire personality
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    • :)
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    • And who said people like that were bad?
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    • Goth rabbit
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    • I usually dress in black and red with tons of silver jewelry, chrome red doc martins, and my mohawk spiked up, but i have a cat who's a birman/ snowshoe mix and my boyfriend's favorite photo is of the cat asleep on my lap on the couch after a night out
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    • My dogs name is Lucifer
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    • Damn.
      b1lliebob 24 jun
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    • So goth people can't be competent pet owners?
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    • Heresy
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    • All gangsta until you find out that bunny was the reincarnation of Satan
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    • Unpolpular opinin: I'm different and act toufgh but habe smol aminal. Gib me attenshun.
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    • I used to have a coworker that had a kitten named popcorn that she always brought to work. Anyway Harvey rolled in and destroyed her house and the cat was in the house when it happened. Pretty sad
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    • Rabbits are exotic pets not domestics
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    • fuck satanism all my niggas hate satanism
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    • You worship the Devil? Cringe
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    • Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
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    • Metal rabbit
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    • Why do looks still tie into a persons character?
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    • Neat
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    • the scariest looking people have the sweetest, kindest hearts, and it is my favorite thing in the world!
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    • People that looks intimidating are the sweetest beans. Had a punk with spiky hair and dark sharp makeup and spikes help me find mom when I was lost as a kid more than one time. I got lost a lot as a kid lol.
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    • Why would it surprise you that a goth man would do the right things to take care of it?
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    • Yeah the saying about books and their covers is for the people who’s cover doesn’t fit their book
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    • Did anyone think oh crap this guy made satan his domesticared pet
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    • My gfs brother is named lucifer
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    • I had a cat i named lucifer cause hed hide under beds/or couch and when you walked by, the little turd would ankle shank you.
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    • I hope him and lucifer have very happy lives
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    • BLM- "Ofcourse a white man would dress in all black to mock our skin color, then adopt an all black cat so he can feel like a white man owning a slave again, naming him Lucifer because blacks are evil right? typical racist behavior"
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    • Lucifer is actually a beautiful name that God had given to his most beautiful angel. He took it away from him when he cast him out if Heaven and changed it to Satan. Lucifer is actually a beautiful name, though.
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    • This reminds me of my dog she’s a massive black pit but you put a kitten, puppy, baby or other small cute thing in front of her she will give them the most gentle baby kisses and get down on their level to play all while absolutely vibrating and hopping with pure joy it is so cute
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    • Im the 666th comment
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    • Metalhead here, we seem scary but we take care of what we love
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    • We absolutely need to get comments to 666
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    • Omg I love him
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    • Is this just Talliesin Jaffe?
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    • I name all my animals after mythological beings, my current dog is named Asbeel
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    • Get it?? Cuz the devil is FUNNNNNY!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh tumblr, k1ll yourself
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    • goth rabbit dad bf > big titty goth gf
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    • I love this post, because in the vet service sadly a lot of vetinarians will look at people, and my sister, who is massive punk metal fan, was told that her life style wasnt fitting for raising animal, what they didnt know was my sister was a vet tech student.
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    • On a few years maybe he can have some Lucifer stew..
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    • Never judge a book by its neck tattoos.
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    • Literally goth kids look scary but are actually the nicest people. They're like opposite boomers.
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    • Not cute, stupid and wrong
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    • How do you not know what animal you’re seeing next as a vet?
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    • He could also get a black pet goat and name it baal.
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    • Jesus Christ!!!
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    • Did you know that you can order live crickets in bulk? I didnt when I worked at Petco. Motherfuckers had me scoop them fuckers into a bag and then have the audacity to say, "nah, I'll just take the dead ones". Like bitch, fuck you.
      tweh 22 jun
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