• Since we're starting to become more
environmentally savvy and ditching
plastic straws, may I recommend
bringing these bad boys back
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    • They were discontinued in 2009. Production stopped because one of the ingredients was the then controversial palm oil. Harvesting Palm trees caused and still causes major deforestation in the Amazon rainforest — which Kelloggs wanted no part in. Now you know.
      Vulchrys 10 jul
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    • Why the hell did these things dissapear?
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    • Valyrison 10 jul
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    • These just didn’t slap like the cereal did but boy did they smell amazing
      YourGuyCy 10 jul
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    • Now this is government spending I can get behind
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    • Bring em back
      nickmj95 10 jul
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    • Michael reeves does not approve
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    • I still use plastic straws. Fuck you.
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    • Real niggas got the apple jack ones
      Jelqrat 10 jul
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    • Louie__ 10 jul
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    • Bro, I loved these, SO MUCH, the the sugary creme and the ceral outside was gourmet
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    • Moo straws (straws with chocolate powder beads in the straw that would dissolve when sipped turning the milk chocolate but uses more plastic than 10 normal straws) are really good
      SkyAnthro 10 jul
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    • My birthday was a few days ago abs my magic milk straws get here
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    • Those bitches slapped, I remember waking up in the morning watching CN and finishing the cereal milk with that bad boy
      G3OG 11 jul
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    • The cocoa crispies ones slapped
      BEGSmoak 10 jul
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    • Wait savvy is a word I thought only jack sparrow uses that
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    • YO WHERE DID THESE GO, this was the shit when my mom got it for me
      Succism 10 jul
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    • where’d those go they were actually fucking good
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    • but is that... PLASTIC PACKAGING!?
      PvPqnda 10 jul
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    • Stop refeaturing
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    • Or, ya know, drink directly from the glass
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    • Where's the invest meme format when you need it
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    • You just unlocked a memory I forgot I had. I can legit taste them rn
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    • I fucking miss these. On Jah😭😭
      TNG_APEX 10 jul
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    • Those were way ahead of their time
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    • Fruity cocaine
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    • All of y'all who cant find cereal straws either need to visit Canada or their local amish. As for the rest of you who can do neither; enjoy your cereal filled marshmallows
      SnowyFoxy 10 jul
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    • Brand
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    • Foundry 10 jul
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    • Oh yeah
      Weird 10 jul
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    • I'm not drinking my Vodka with a froot loops straw
      JNichs095 10 jul
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    • FOOLS! I have only increased my straw amount in an attempt to bring this world to it's end as swiftly as possible!
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    • Damn I miss the 2000s
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    • Wasn't there a chocolate version?
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    • This and yo-gos need to come back
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    • Yes please! Also cinnamon toast crunch ones would be baller!
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    • Holy shit I forgot about these
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    • Imagine everywhere you go cereal straws. A true eutopia
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    • We shouldn't ditch plastic straws. At least not yet. Paper straws get flimsy in .5 seconds. Make something thats biodegradable but not a total piece of shit.
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    • These were alright, sometimes were flaky though
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    • I drank water in the tub with these when I was a kid that’s probably the reason I have a massive ulcer now
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    • The coco pebble staws slapped
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    • I liked the Coco one I forget if it was Pebbles or Puffs
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    • What about the straws with the malts in them that dissolve when milk comes into contact
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    • Bruh I miss these
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    • Bringing back a hidden memory
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    • Now all the turtle have to worry about is how delicious these straws are
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    • Take my money. I'll pay whatever it takes to have those back-
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    • Fucking miss theses y’all new generations will never know the power of the 1990s and the secrets we had
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    • Wait, we're ditching straws?
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    • Banning plastic straws is the thoughts and prayers of environmentalism
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    • Kellog also doesn't want you to masturbate
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    • Uses plastic to store the straws
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    • Oh fuck these were gourmet shit back in the wonder years
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    • I remember those chocolate milk straws too
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    • Aww shit
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    • I invested in this
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    • I would commit so many crimes if it meant I could eat these again
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    • I tried some when I was young and I was excited to try them. But when I did, they tasted like shit, so, they can stay away from me.
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    • I honestly just ate those for fun
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    • My mom used to yell at me for eating them all in one day
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    • Those were trippy. I didn't even remember having them until thism
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    • I never got to try them😭😢😥
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    • I read savvy and now all I can think about is captain jack sparrow
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    • I loved the oreo ones
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    • Bitch that was the shit
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    • Until you use it to drink a Powerade then you taste nothing
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    • I had the cocoa ones they were fuckin epic
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    • Fuck paper straws. Hate that shit
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    • You may
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    • Please
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    • Core memory restored
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    • The chocolate ones were fuckin bomb
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    • 2019 meme I see
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    • These remind me of when me and my friend from Australia found an owl in the field by our apartment and captured it in a bucket. He used the cereal straw to blow milk at it like an asshole.
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    • I’d jack u off with my teeth to bring em back. Yea u Toucan Sam. I’ll find that tiny parrot dick for these straws
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    • Loved these straws growing up.
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    • Please. God I need these again
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    • I miss these
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    • Please
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    • No
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    • Please I need this in my life
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    • Naw they gotta bring back the original Pepperidge farms ones that were plain, they slapped
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    • Or just don’t be a pussy and keep using regular straws
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    • Imagine thinking not using plastic straws will actually do anything while the elites who are telling you to do it are flying on private jets and has guzzling SUVs
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    • I second the motion.
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    • Yes please
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    • Who ever used these the intended way I just ate these shits right out of the box
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    • Hell yeah dude! Thems was the shits! I don't care if they were bad for you. So is every other food in America.
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    • AHHH the memories. U witch
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    • He's pleaaasssee
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    • Betch
      _Shadder_ 11 jul
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    • Get pirouette cookie sticks and poke a hole straight through for the milk, they taste just like the chocolate cereal straws
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    • Imagine walking into an eating establishment and seeing a mf drinking coke with one of those things.
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    • Strangely enough, despite being made of food they worked FAR better than those dumb paper or wax straws
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    • Oj
      CD_Bruh 11 jul
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    • Imagine these with pop tho
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    • I think the problem was that they were expensive but I don't fully remember
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