• If you work on a farm and your job is to
take care of the chickens, you are a
chicken tender.
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    • Also a cock raiser
      schloaded 21 jun
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    • Tiddy milker here, who simply takes care of cows 😪
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    • When the waitress asks how many chicken tendies I want
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    • Can someone explain to me why chicken tenders are so damn expensive
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    • and the special ed teachers are tard wranglers
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    • Gimme chicken tendies reeeeee
      Urbanxx 21 jun
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    • I work with eggs, I wanna be special too
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    • content not available more
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    • If you don’t allow the chickens to leave you’re a cock block
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    • HaHa. #DadJoke
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    • Bitches suck on my chicken tenders
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    • chickenman111 Check this out. Hehe
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    • And daddy's hungry
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    • Muschi 21 jun
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    • What job do I need to have to be a chicken nugget
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    • Tend this cock
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    • I'm a cowboy astronaut, I tend to cows is space
      LaCabra 21 jun
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    • Phexal 21 jun
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    • But can I tend the rabbits?
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    • Bruh
      Kibly 21 jun
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    • Foundry 21 jun
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    • I’m a chicken fucker 😏
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    • I wanna be a chicken tender
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    • And a cock raiser
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    • If they get hurt you become the cockmender
      Bakasura 24 jun
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    • If you sell bikes then you’re a bike peddler.
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    • Or a cock caretaker
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    • Cock inspector
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    • It is me i am the chicken tender..
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    • And if your dating apps has hot chicks and huge cocks, then you’re on chicken Tinder. All cocks, that’s a chicken grinder.
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    • YUSSSSSSS
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    • am i crispy
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    • If you clean a vacuum you become a vacuum cleaner
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    • Chicken chaser? chasin chickens?
      CurlyToez 24 jun
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    • I work in case farms slaughter house. I cut chicken throats all day, clip their beaks and literally shovel chicks into the meat grinder
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    • Nope, your a brooder.
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    • Cock wrangler
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    • Uh, chicken WRANGLER to you, bub.
      garfarkle 23 jun
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    • The actual chicken tender (a small flap attached to the breast) is the worst part of the chicken, that’s why most chicken tenders are made from breast
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    • Cock whisperer
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    • I am a chicken tender. And chicken eater
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    • Then ima eat you
      SkyLynx 23 jun
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    • fuck big chicken all my homie hate big chicken
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    • That means chicken tenders are non vegan
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    • Lol that is funny
      Nik04 23 jun
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    • Hey guess what
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    • Also a hendyman
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    • Wtf
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    • Cock Doctor
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    • Lol that is exactly what my boss calls me
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    • Lmao
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    • Please no not like this i- I just quit there please no not again no no no no no please
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    • That's me
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    • No U!
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    • I am a quail tender
      Quails 23 jun
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    • Still a farmer...
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    • But if I take care of sheep I'm a sheep tender ? No a sheep herder
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    • More like a cock handler
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    • Heh
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    • That's a chicken tenderer
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    • Do you like fish sticks
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    • Big_Man12 22 jun
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    • Ooo
      Animenia 22 jun
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    • I am a chicken tender.
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    • Chicken fucker here who simply fucks the chickens
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    • Dropping knowledge bombs
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    • Hahahahaha
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    • Lol
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    • I am indeed a chicken tender
      yolobtchs 22 jun
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    • Omg. All these years ive been asking wheres the chicken tendies when i am the chicken tendie
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    • Chicken Tinder would be an interesting site.
      Lokii57 22 jun
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    • You are the chicken joke god I pass on my joke hat to you
      JoelHogan 22 jun
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    • A chicken tender of tender chickens. 😜
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    • And if you are an apprentice you are a chicken nuggy
      c2thahen 22 jun
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    • My my how the turntables
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    • takin care of cocks
      HlSOKA 22 jun
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    • My uncle worked at a massive chicken farm, at night the chickens would be herded into big sheds. Some rats had chewed through the wiring in the ventilation of the largest shed. They spent the next 2 days moving thousands of dead chickens. He was then fired.
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    • This thought is often with me as I feed my flock in the mornings.
      tetodaye 22 jun
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    • Congrats!
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    • Well, I hope not. I feed chicken tenders to my chickens
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    • Then you can open a side business next to that called the chicken strip
      Dabstart 22 jun
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    • Farm it for crops, ranch is for animals
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    • You became the very thing you sought to consume
      trevapaul 22 jun
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    • well I have goats horses chickens cats etc. what the frick am I?
      shan_b4 22 jun
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    • If you are a chicken on a farm that is being tended too, you are a chicken tendee
      Gardeeboo 21 jun
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    • Finally
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    • Mother clucker
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    • I'm a snack? That's new
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    • I wanna tend the chickens Geowge
      DBagger24 21 jun
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    • Are you a chicken farmer? Cuz you’re raising my cock
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    • Sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would say.
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    • Yes
      Noclypso 21 jun
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    • Ig Im a chicken tender
      jester97 21 jun
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    • You stop that now.
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    • Bravo
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