• Me: Is using Hand sanitizer
A wound I didn't Know existed:
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    • Shoutout to my Homie Mematic for helping people make funny memes
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    • *Looks down and realizes the hand is gone* 😂
      TrexEyes 11 jul
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    • THSI WAS MADE ON MEMATIC!!!!!
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    • I felt a cut sting reading this post
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    • PorkSword 11 jul
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    • I constantly wake up with random wounds
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    • Does anyone else just get random cuts around their bodies? Like I have a few scars that I don't remeber gettimg on my hands
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    • a different kind of pain
      Stephoag 11 jul
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    • And then it burns for like an hour
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    • Hand sanitizer is starting to burn my nose cuz it's getting potent, it's basically drain cleaner now.
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    • Reminds me of 7th grade. There was a new girl in my English class. Very shy and quiet, we didn’t even know about her. Then She raises her hand and the teacher asks her what’s up, the girl just said very loudly “I have an open wound” with the most serious face, her hand dripping blood, and the whole
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    • Tip when making memes on mematic: screenshot your image and crop it so you have a little extra on the bottom. When you make your meme the watermark will be in that extra space and you can crop it out
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    • I've never had that happen before, it that weird?
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    • Tyler___ 11 jul
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    • Mmmmm I love that feeling
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    • JackyTris 11 jul
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    • Where my eczema gang at that can't use hand sanitizer because it shreds ya hands?
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    • WAs ThAT MaDe ON mEmEaTiC???
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    • Anybody got a picture of this poler bear template without the "made with mematic" mark covering it..?
      XIythe 14 jul
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    • So uhh, that's actually the reason I don't use hand sanitizer, I have extremely dry skin that doesn't go away (atopic dermatitis or eczema) and if you thought 1 was bad, wait until your entire hand pleads for death
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    • Oh, this is a new format now, huh
      Quolack 14 jul
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    • I did that shit with bleach. Cleaned the fuck outta my cut
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    • Ah, a worthy opponent of poop
      cbeth66 14 jul
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    • Me says hi back in multiple different swear words
      jfhfjfhy 14 jul
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    • Ok but why does it say gullible in bottom left??
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    • Your body absorbs more alcohol in hand sanitizer than from drinking a 5% wine cooler, yet you have to be 21 to drink and can be any age to use hand sanitizer
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    • Was doing renovations during lockdown. Cut top of middle finger on the floors I ripped out, it was a long cut. Went to get bandages, they still made me use the sanitiser. Stung like a bitch
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    • Y'all ain't ready for brake clean, let alone battery acid.
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    • Bro where I work acetone is so but when it comes to undiscovered cuts
      leovaldex 13 jul
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    • So I work with latex balloons at work and I cut up around my nails tying them. That hand sanitizer has been hitting different
      Emo_Daddy 13 jul
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    • I first started work and about a week or two my grandma has a tick so my dad went to her house where I was staying and I had to hold down her shirt while he poured some cinnamon essential oils on it. The tick was dead and she’s fine, but when the oil hit my skin it burnt like hell and revealed a few
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    • I like child photography
      n1663r 13 jul
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    • I kind of like it. It makes me feel like I’m cleaning them
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    • God damn brake cleaner....
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    • I had a wound the size of a dime and there was no soap in the bathrooms... I grabbed my hand sanitizer and prepared for the worst
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    • Bon jower
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    • I funny scamming us this is the 10nth one I saw in a row that I already liked
      SteveM 12 jul
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    • I mean at least the sanitizer is doing it’s job
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    • Bonjour *bitch
      Maysel 12 jul
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    • I don't know who this mematic guy is but good for him he's always helping people make their memes. What a stand up guy
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    • Was pulling out some staples from a staircase yesterday and when I put my hand down to move, I put my hand right on top of a staple pointing straight up, and the entire staple went into my hand
      Beanboi17 12 jul
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    • Mematic
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    • At least they're all clean now
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    • Me spraying my hand clean while washing dishes at work and then finding a cut on my hand with the 100 psi water pressure
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    • Lemon works better
      artoriasd 12 jul
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    • I love this format
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    • A wound?
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    • I like the feeling.
      MyBad 12 jul
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    • My fucking teacher cut his hand on accident, and he just walked over to the hand sanitizer and just squirted it, and fucking tanked the pain, then he told me that he got like a gash on his hand and just squirted like half a bottle onto it
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    • I sometimes don’t even know I got cut but I look at that body part and I got cut
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    • I put hand sanitizer on my ass and holy fuck. Do that if you like pain. If not, never do it. Ever
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    • More like BOOOOONJOOOOUUUURRRR
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    • Tried to comment but ifunny said it was spam, fuck ifunny
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    • Gives you the ole razzle dazzle
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    • Good thing you're not a farmer cause you can't crop for shit.
      laxrat22 12 jul
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    • Try brake cleaner
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    • Lmao
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    • How I find all my paper cuts
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    • Me after shelter in place is lifted and the learning French due to shelter in place boredom
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    • Wut
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    • Made with memeatic
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    • I put alcohol on every cut i get
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    • If this comment gets 3 likes ill delete ifunny
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    • oof yeah
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    • just saw this nice job feature team 😂
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    • It's even funnier when you turn your phone horizontally
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    • PendyJon 11 jul
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    • What’s the problem with mematic? How else are people on iFunny gonna make memes besides twitter. And everything else would just be screenshots
      jojaroni 11 jul
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    • STOP REPOSTING MY SHIT
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    • Spotted
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    • Pvc glue hurts way worse on a fresh cut.
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    • Me when I spray brake clean on my hand by accident and come to find out I had 238 tiny cuts all over my hand
      Billothy 11 jul
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    • Is it weird that I like it
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    • Made with Bonjour
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    • loser22 11 jul
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    • Does anyone have the image alone?
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    • I remember when my dog bit me instead of the ball and it hurt a lot but didn’t think it was enough for bleeding,then I start using my phone and there was a wound where my dog bit me and there was plenty of blood,but I mean it didn’t really hurt though
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    • Made with mematic
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    • Pretty sure I had a seizure reading this
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    • AUGH
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    • hisspurr 11 jul
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    • *a boomer thinking starts closing on you upon the use of the hand sanitizer as they believe it will save them from the boomer remover*
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    • This meme is making a comeback
      Chunguss 11 jul
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    • I was at a store once and they had hand sanitizer. It was the most RANSID DISGUSTING thing i ever had. 1 squirt wouldnt stick to your hand and it smelled SO BAD
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    • Has the bonjour layout replaced the Vector saying hey layout?
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