• a guy on the train just laughed at his
friend for having still water instead of
sparkling and as he opened the top it
exploded all over him and his laptop and
his friend and I made eye contact and
we are now best friends
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    • Can confirm. I was the bottle.
      Szaye 16 jan
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    • Sparkling water is hyped on for no reason it’s literally the painful part of soda but without the flavor
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    • Can confirm, I was the laptop
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    • Sparkling water taste horrible
      gafuoy 16 jan
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    • Who tf makes fun of people for having regular water instead of sparkling?
      CRS6132 16 jan
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    • I can tolerate flavored sparkling water but without flavor hell no
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Dude flavorless sparkling water tastes like ass
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    • Tv static liquid
      keke2754 16 jan
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    • Sparkling water is disgusting
      The_Lime 16 jan
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    • sparkling water is essentially vegan poprocks.
      Titanic 16 jan
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    • Can confirm. I was the train
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    • I love sparkling water, I didn’t always but I’m starting to now. With a hint of lime, it’s actually weirdly refreshing. But not something that should replace water. On certain occasions, while eating a meal. It’s supposed to help with digestion altho I have no idea if that’s true.
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    • Can confirm. I was the government surveillance pigeon watching them
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    • Y’all know those Welch’s sparkling juice bottles that you used to drink and act drunk Bc it looked like a wine bottle
      JBoogY98 16 jan
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    • ew must've been europeans
      bitterflu 16 jan
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    • Can confirm, I was the train
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    • I once made fun of an Italian dude pulled out an 18 inch laptop on a train. We talked for a bit and on reaching Milan I couldn't get my next train (first was delayed/late) he had given me his number incase I needed a translator, dude ended up picking me up and letting me stay the night when
      Wuety 16 jan
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    • Let me guess, did everyone clap?
      TheCasuist 16 jan
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    • Ohh yeah I know that guy. He's my friend bottle eye joe on the septa bottle train, it was last tuesday.
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    • Sparkling water is shit
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    • Oh look a tumblr post
      T0n5 16 jan
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    • sparkling water is the worst possible beverage without the risk of becoming deathly ill
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    • Almost famous had better Stillwater
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    • Sparkling water is good. You guys are just mean
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    • Mmh tv static taste nice
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    • Can confirm. I was the seat he was sitting next to
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    • HDPlank 16 jan
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    • You uncultured swine drinking regular water while I demonstrate my sophistication by drinking sparkling water deapite the fact that it's terrible.
      cramb 16 jan
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    • What goes around comes around
      Obliged 16 jan
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    • I’ll take shit that ain’t funny for $500
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    • Vons 16 jan
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    • Footage 16 jan
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    • It happened I was the train
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    • 22 likes, 1 comment. what happened to this app
      RentAHood 16 jan
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    • Imagine being really early to comment on a post and your choice is either porn or a picture that isnt related to the post at all
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    • Still water 🙄
      YLYLer 19 jan
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    • I can confirm, I was the water
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    • Europe is a weird place man
      ThatNut 19 jan
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    • Can confirm I was the train. I love to have things burst inside me
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    • Can confirm, I was the friend
      _CoDaKk_ 19 jan
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    • OOF real hard right there.
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    • Why do people make up dumb ass stories like this?
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    • Sparkling water sucks
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    • Sparkling water tastes like sharp water or like stale water
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    • Fire water is good if you add a squirt of that stuff you put in water
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    • Took me a while to understand the sentence.
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    • content not available more
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    • Can confirm, I was the train.
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    • Can confirm. I was the train
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    • I fucking give up, the ifunny thot bot keeps spamming my comments and I have to keep constantly deleting them
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    • Sparkling watet is for fucking nerds who dont like real water
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    • More like wouldn’t drink it because it tastes absolutely awful
      Buzzzkill 18 jan
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    • US boi here. Went to europe and was in like slovakia or poland or chzech republic or something. Couldnt read the stupid water bottles but was damn thirsty. Fucking sparkling water like 3 times in a row.
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    • Wait, which bottle exploded the sparkling one or the still one
      E_V_H 18 jan
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    • Can confirm I was the train
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    • Soda water is just tv static in liquid form
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    • I still haven't decided if people legitimately like sparking water or they just do for some sort of status
      yrtesd 18 jan
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    • Look up on YouTube the bachelor champagne
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    • Sparkling water is actually bad for you tho
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    • Get riggityriggityrekt beeeeeech
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    • And then Obama revealed his last name
      oGH0STo 18 jan
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    • Stream of consciousness writing. Lost art.
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    • Can confirm I was the sparkle
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    • Can we start using commas again I have no idea what he means
      JHop19 18 jan
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    • Obama clapped
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    • Sparking water is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever drank. Like I don’t enjoy carbonation. But every now and then I’ll have a soda. I can taste the flavor of the soda. The sweetness, fruityness, whatever. But sparkling water just tastes like rotten air. I’m just tasting pure carbonation.
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    • What kind of psychopath drinks unflavored sparkling water? I've seen people doing it, I just want to know what's wrong with them without finding out the hard way.
      Zenith12 18 jan
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    • Can confirm. I was the train.
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    • Then he tried to finger me
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    • Can confirm i was the sparkle
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    • I don't care if it happened or not, learn how to use punctuation you dimwit!
      MrArcherH 18 jan
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    • Can confirm I was the water
      Braze 18 jan
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    • Can confirm, I was the explosion.
      Nishu 18 jan
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    • Can confirm. I was the laptop
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    • Having to read the amount of "and" in that post nearly gave me a stroke
      SugmaDig 18 jan
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    • imagine drinking sparkling water and telling others 😐
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    • And then they fucked
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    • Can confirm I was the unoriginal comment
      ironian47 17 jan
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    • Can confirm i was the train
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    • Can confirm, I was the jizz stain on the seat
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    • The vegans of water drinkers
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    • Sparkling water somehow tastes fucking horrible
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    • Can confirm, I was the water.
      9DedAlive 17 jan
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    • Sparkling water taste like TV static
      NULL_ZER0 17 jan
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    • Sparkling water tastes like when your leg falls asleep or TV static.
      Xale1231 17 jan
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    • Can confirm, I was the train
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    • I promise he was saying “oh so you like to drink toilet water, too?!” Because that’s like pretentious European catchphrase that they all come with in the sparkling water fandom
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    • Sparkling water is fucking awful and u can’t change my mind
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    • Mr steal yo friend
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    • The water trying to get out of the bottle goes like NYEEEAAAAHHH
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    • I like how op says still water😂 sparkling water tastes like when your hand/foots asleep
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    • Can confirm I was his very small penis
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    • Can confirm. I was the train
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    • Can confirm, I was the train.
      TheHizzle 17 jan
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