• (G' I called my friend just now and said,
have a joke for you.”
Me: “What has a tiny penis and
hangs down?”
Friend: “I dunno what?”
Me: A bat. now what has an enormous
penis and hangs up?
Friend: I dunno what?
Click
n lyingnudieonthefloor
THIS IS NOT A BAD JOKE, JEFF. THIS IS
THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY.
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    • The click part I didnt get until I had to look for someone to reference what it meant. Could've just had a "*hangs up*" instead to understand easier
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    • Nah, the real gold is the "Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy" jokes
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    • BECAUSE HE CALLED HIS PHONE. HE HUNG UP. Incase you didn’t get it
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    • My dumbass friends would call me back and tell me to finish the joke
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    • That's all wrong if you asked what has a tiny penise and hangs down your friend would just say "you" and start laughing. Boom your joke failed better luck next time
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    • This joke isn’t funny
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    • It took me a bit cause phones don't click anymore, they fuckin beep and I forgot that "click" was a common thing for phones when they actually we're mounted or folded shut.
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    • I thought they meant a fucking baseball bat i hate myself i was confused for so long
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    • IT MAKES ME MAD THAT IM A GIRL SO I CANT TELL THIS JOKE
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    • “Pinnacle of comedy”
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    • It's such a good joke, I've heard it over 3 times!
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    • actually, bats have pretty big penises. i know because a lot of them live in like a colony type thing next to my house, and I usually see them masturbating during the day. they do get kinda messy though, what with being upside down and all
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    • The click is the phone being hung up
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