Gººd CºMebacKS 1) I can get u plastic surgery for my ugliness, but you on the other hand, will be stupid for eternity 2) I don't know what makes you so stupid. but it really works! 3) OH MY GOD! IT SPOKE! 4)Oh I'm sorry I didn't get that, I don't speak idiot 5) If I wanted a bitch, I would've bought a dog. 6] Who pissed in your breakfast? 7) Oh sorry. was I supposed to be offended? e] I would call you a retard but that would be insulting to retards 9] You must've born on a highway, that's where most accidents happen 1o) If you're going to be two-fuced, at least make one of them pretty. 11) I'd slap you but that would be animal abuse. 12) If I throw a stick, will you leave? 13) I would like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass 14) Excuse me but you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a shit. 15) I'm busy right now- Can I ignore you some other time? 16) You're the reason God created middle finger. 17) Roses are red, Violets are blue. God made me pretty, But what happened to you? Is) I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.