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      • DerBloody 18 jan
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        • *Canada goose
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          • I have a bird feeder in my backyard, and it is swarming with birds. Too many birds. They have blackened the skies around my house. They're breaking through the windows. My mom just took off her face to reveal she is a bird. So many birds are surrounding me.
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            • EpicShib3 18 jan
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              • hi yes I'm from Canada and I can confirm that we sent our Goose battalion to make sure you lovely folk are safe and protected.
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                • PorkSmush 18 jan
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                  • The goose is walking on water, the Canadian’s are growing stronger by the passing day
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                    • So like I know this is shitty and begging, but a man just wants his 1000th like. Help a brother out. Just ONE.
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                      • The Canadian government is just checking out how we are and making sure we are ok.
                        Snaffers 18 jan
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                        • IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE
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                          • If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you that one marinate
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                            • Ok but fr ive seen birds but they are all canada geese
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                              • Canadian spy drone surveying the circumstances in America to judge it’s next move
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                                • Ive seen dozens of small birds eating with my chickens over just the past week. Plus, if you’re counting chickens as birds, I see a minimum of 8 every day
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                                  • You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate
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                                      • Spies, u gotta kill it, for the good of the country, the canucks r a major threat
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                                        • Delete this now.
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                                          • Maybe its just fucking winter
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                                              • Geese are autonomous hate robots made in Canada labs to release their pent up hate on America
                                                VetoPete 18 jan
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                                                • There are birds literally everywhere I go what the actual fuck are y’all talking about
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                                                  • Canadian spy cameras
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                                                    • Do y’all niggas really don’t have birds? I live in Canada and I see birds at my feeder every day. Y’all serious about not having birds since the governments shit down.
                                                      JaKnife 23 jan
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                                                      • Aren't geese registered SCPs?
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                                                        • I literally own two parakeets and they're fine. Well.. they have been sleeping a lot recently
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                                                          • That changes everything only USA has surveillance drones in Canada birds are real!
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                                                            • Funny as I don't know where everyone who says they've not seen bird since the shutdown lives, but my best guess cause birds actually fly south for the winter
                                                              slip7 19 jan
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                                                              • I've seen several blue Jay's and other birds to day, if anything the fuxking Canadian goose is s fuxking drone
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                                                                • I mean, I saw a bunch of crows attacking a rabbit yesterday, so-
                                                                  JustLu52 18 jan
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                                                                  • let’s be honest tho the real reason nobody on here has seen any birds is because nobody goes outside
                                                                    Raxe 18 jan
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                                                                    • Yeah because our government doesn't shutdown you useless fuks
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                                                                      • I've heard birds chirping still, but haven't seen any. .
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                                                                        • Do people forget birds fly south for the winter ?
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                                                                            • It’s actually a Canada goose, not Canadian, the man who discovered them last name was Canada, they are from North America not just Canada
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                                                                              • If you got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
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                                                                                • ** Canada goose lol
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                                                                                  • This was literally in the set before
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                                                                                      • Because it’s FUCKING WINTER
                                                                                        lemur97 18 jan
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                                                                                        • I don’t think anyone on this app has heard of “migration”
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                                                                                          • It’s actually called a Canada goose
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                                                                                            • You got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
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                                                                                              • If god didnt exist, then why does the palm of my hand fit so perfectly around the neck of a goose
                                                                                                Cepe 18 jan
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                                                                                                • I mean. It is winter but okay
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                                                                                                  • Canada goose, not Canadian goose
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                                                                                                    • It’s a Canada goose. Idiot
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                                                                                                        • I've only seen geese too actually, also consider the following: its fucking winter and the birds are gone anyway
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                                                                                                          • jeki 18 jan
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                                                                                                            • Its a canadian spy trying to see how the us civil population is handling the shutdown
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                                                                                                              • You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate
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                                                                                                                • There was a huge resurgence today. About 300 seagulls came to my school and chilled on the field
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                                                                                                                  • I literally haven’t seen a bird since
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                                                                                                                    • I've literally seen a fuckton of birds people tripping
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                                                                                                                      • Probably has something to do with the fact that it’s fucking winter
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                                                                                                                        • As my previous top comment said all us produced “birds” or drones go to Area 51 to recharge for the winter
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                                                                                                                          • Migration is a thing birds do when the cold happens.
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                                                                                                                            • It's because it's winter
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                                                                                                                              • It’s Canada goose not Canadian goose
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                                                                                                                                  • 🚫Fuck geese!🚫 Message brought to you by fishermen gang!
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                                                                                                                                    • I haven't seen a big chungus meme since the government shutdown
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                                                                                                                                      • It’s winter....
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                                                                                                                                        • For those of you who don't know the Canadian goose isn't from Canada it is actually a goose discovered by a guy whose last name was Canada
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                                                                                                                                          • Hey anyone else actually considered this to be more than a meme like a fucking dumbass because there are really no birds, and not realize that it’s fucking winter so they migrate.
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                                                                                                                                            • I'm not even joking or doing it for the meme, I'm being completely serious when I say ive legit only seen one bird since the shut down and its my pet parakeet
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                                                                                                                                              • Anybody else see the dick shaped stick in the water?
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                                                                                                                                                • Yo now that I think about I actually haven’t seen any birds.
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                                                                                                                                                  • The question I have is how the hell is it walking on water
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                                                                                                                                                    • Winter nigga
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                                                                                                                                                      • Stupid monkeys it’s cuz the government puts all the birds in hibernation mode
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                                                                                                                                                        • I saw some huge frickin seagulls today, but I’m in Texas. Are they supposed to be here?????
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                                                                                                                                                          • They’re on loan from the Canadian government while we’re shit down and recharging our “birds”
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                                                                                                                                                            • That my friend is a Canada goose. Canadians are people.
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                                                                                                                                                              • It’s Canada Goose, actually.
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                                                                                                                                                                • It’s a Canadian spy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • It's a Canada goose, not a Canadian goose
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                                                                                                                                                                    • Did the American birds get shut down too?
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                                                                                                                                                                      • I dont like these memes because they concern me that I haven't actually seen birds
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                                                                                                                                                                        • It's a Canada Goose, not canadian
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                                                                                                                                                                            • I see a shit ton of birds every day here in Florida. While y'all in places that snow... In the winter... When birds migrate
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                                                                                                                                                                              • In canada our most violant criminals get turned into goose in an anchent tradition
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                                                                                                                                                                                • buddy if you have a problem with canada gooses you have a problem with me and i suggest you that one marinate
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Is he walking on water? Jesus goose?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Because they all migrate down south. Im in florida and we have too many birds right now pls help
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • I'm in a military base in North Carolina and I can confirm all the birds are here
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • I live in the south. It’s January all your birds are here waking my ass up in the morning
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • Birds aren’t real
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • When niggas forget birds migrate during the winter
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • I saw a hawk yesterday. Only bird I've seen though.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • The US government shut down, not Canada.
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Bitch it’s called a Canada Goose
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Dont mess with Canada gooses, they'll kick your ass
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