• Funny how the US gov't shuts down and the only bird I see is a Canadian goose
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    • SemenDaemon 18 jan
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    • DerBloody 18 jan
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    • *Canada goose
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    • I have a bird feeder in my backyard, and it is swarming with birds. Too many birds. They have blackened the skies around my house. They're breaking through the windows. My mom just took off her face to reveal she is a bird. So many birds are surrounding me.
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    • EpicShib3 18 jan
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    • hi yes I'm from Canada and I can confirm that we sent our Goose battalion to make sure you lovely folk are safe and protected.
      kbdawn 18 jan
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    • The goose is walking on water, the Canadian’s are growing stronger by the passing day
      Maximus7226 18 jan
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    • So like I know this is shitty and begging, but a man just wants his 1000th like. Help a brother out. Just ONE.
      Bobs_Burgers 18 jan
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    • The Canadian government is just checking out how we are and making sure we are ok.
      Snaffers 18 jan
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    • IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CANADA GOOSES, YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME, AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MARINATE
      ThePatriot__ a month
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    • If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me, and I suggest you that one marinate
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    • Ok but fr ive seen birds but they are all canada geese
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    • Canadian spy drone surveying the circumstances in America to judge it’s next move
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    • Ive seen dozens of small birds eating with my chickens over just the past week. Plus, if you’re counting chickens as birds, I see a minimum of 8 every day
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    • You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest ya let that one marinate
      kkslm402011 18 jan
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    • TFDegenerate 18 jan
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    • Spies, u gotta kill it, for the good of the country, the canucks r a major threat
      Swagdaddyo 18 jan
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    • Delete this now.
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    • Maybe its just fucking winter
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    • Geese are autonomous hate robots made in Canada labs to release their pent up hate on America
      VetoPete 18 jan
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    • There are birds literally everywhere I go what the actual fuck are y’all talking about
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    • Canadian spy cameras
      that1apple 18 jan
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    • Do y’all niggas really don’t have birds? I live in Canada and I see birds at my feeder every day. Y’all serious about not having birds since the governments shit down.
      JaKnife a month
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    • Aren't geese registered SCPs?
      HowtoLife03 22 jan
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    • I literally own two parakeets and they're fine. Well.. they have been sleeping a lot recently
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    • That changes everything only USA has surveillance drones in Canada birds are real!
      lonelyretard 20 jan
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    • Funny as I don't know where everyone who says they've not seen bird since the shutdown lives, but my best guess cause birds actually fly south for the winter
      slip7 19 jan
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    • I've seen several blue Jay's and other birds to day, if anything the fuxking Canadian goose is s fuxking drone
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    • I mean, I saw a bunch of crows attacking a rabbit yesterday, so-
      JustLu52 18 jan
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    • let’s be honest tho the real reason nobody on here has seen any birds is because nobody goes outside
      Raxe 18 jan
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    • Yeah because our government doesn't shutdown you useless fuks
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    • I've heard birds chirping still, but haven't seen any. .
      BrodaDecin 18 jan
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    • Do people forget birds fly south for the winter ?
      Whyteboy924 18 jan
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    • Canada goose
      MisterNeet 18 jan
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    • It’s actually a Canada goose, not Canadian, the man who discovered them last name was Canada, they are from North America not just Canada
      toiletlicker 18 jan
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    • If you got a problem with Canadian gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
      KingRiley98 18 jan
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    • ** Canada goose lol
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    • This was literally in the set before
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    • Because it’s FUCKING WINTER
      lemur97 18 jan
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    • I don’t think anyone on this app has heard of “migration”
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    • It’s actually called a Canada goose
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    • You got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
      nmerc74 18 jan
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    • If god didnt exist, then why does the palm of my hand fit so perfectly around the neck of a goose
      Cepe 18 jan
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    • I mean. It is winter but okay
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    • Canada goose, not Canadian goose
      tobytizzy 18 jan
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    • It’s a Canada goose. Idiot
      csmal 18 jan
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    • Canada goose *
      Macood 18 jan
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    • I've only seen geese too actually, also consider the following: its fucking winter and the birds are gone anyway
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    • jeki 18 jan
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    • Its a canadian spy trying to see how the us civil population is handling the shutdown
      cris_p_nutts 18 jan
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    • You got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me. And I suggest you let that one marinate
      AH_Jarrett 18 jan
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    • There was a huge resurgence today. About 300 seagulls came to my school and chilled on the field
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    • I literally haven’t seen a bird since
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    • I've literally seen a fuckton of birds people tripping
      LegiTappLe 18 jan
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    • Probably has something to do with the fact that it’s fucking winter
      BeanMeUp 18 jan
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    • As my previous top comment said all us produced “birds” or drones go to Area 51 to recharge for the winter
      MemeMaster6 18 jan
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    • Migration is a thing birds do when the cold happens.
      zombie_thing 18 jan
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    • It's because it's winter
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    • It’s Canada goose not Canadian goose
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    • 🚫Fuck geese!🚫 Message brought to you by fishermen gang!
      nathanorr2 18 jan
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    • I haven't seen a big chungus meme since the government shutdown
      flashrat58 18 jan
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    • It’s winter....
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    • For those of you who don't know the Canadian goose isn't from Canada it is actually a goose discovered by a guy whose last name was Canada
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    • Hey anyone else actually considered this to be more than a meme like a fucking dumbass because there are really no birds, and not realize that it’s fucking winter so they migrate.
      Schmlif_ 18 jan
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    • I'm not even joking or doing it for the meme, I'm being completely serious when I say ive legit only seen one bird since the shut down and its my pet parakeet
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    • Anybody else see the dick shaped stick in the water?
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    • Yo now that I think about I actually haven’t seen any birds.
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    • The question I have is how the hell is it walking on water
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    • Winter nigga
      XxBd0GxX 20 jan
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    • Stupid monkeys it’s cuz the government puts all the birds in hibernation mode
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    • I saw some huge frickin seagulls today, but I’m in Texas. Are they supposed to be here?????
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    • They’re on loan from the Canadian government while we’re shit down and recharging our “birds”
      J3Jordan12 19 jan
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    • That my friend is a Canada goose. Canadians are people.
      Wrath_m 19 jan
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    • It’s Canada Goose, actually.
      theflyboy 19 jan
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    • It’s a Canadian spy
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    • It's a Canada goose, not a Canadian goose
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    • Did the American birds get shut down too?
      Soklex 18 jan
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    • I dont like these memes because they concern me that I haven't actually seen birds
      Loags22 18 jan
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    • It's a Canada Goose, not canadian
      BrookIyn 18 jan
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    • Banana 18 jan
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    • I see a shit ton of birds every day here in Florida. While y'all in places that snow... In the winter... When birds migrate
      Ebie_Voices 18 jan
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    • In canada our most violant criminals get turned into goose in an anchent tradition
      N8THEPL8 18 jan
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    • buddy if you have a problem with canada gooses you have a problem with me and i suggest you that one marinate
      briancrehan 18 jan
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    • Is he walking on water? Jesus goose?
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    • If you got a problem with Canada gooses then you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate
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    • Because they all migrate down south. Im in florida and we have too many birds right now pls help
      Lemons_ 18 jan
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    • I'm in a military base in North Carolina and I can confirm all the birds are here
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    • I live in the south. It’s January all your birds are here waking my ass up in the morning
      meninist_ 18 jan
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    • Birds aren’t real
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    • When niggas forget birds migrate during the winter
      Misas 18 jan
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    • Canada goose*
      SOKKABOY 18 jan
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    • I saw a hawk yesterday. Only bird I've seen though.
      cookiepolice 18 jan
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    • The US government shut down, not Canada.
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    • Bitch it’s called a Canada Goose
      brownie_mix 18 jan
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    • *Canada
      iWhimsical 18 jan
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    • Dont mess with Canada gooses, they'll kick your ass
      hunter501301 18 jan
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