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When US president Theodore Roosevelt died in his sleep in
1919, the sitting vice president, Thomas R. Marshall, said:
"Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been
awake, there would have been a fight."
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    • This is true. On January 6th, 1919, Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th president of the United States, died at Sagamore Hill, his estate overlooking New York’s Long Island Sound. At 43 years old, he was the youngest president ever to assume the office.
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    • Where’s the picture of death taking him but it’s a dummy and he’s just standing behind him waiting to kick his ass
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    • The most built different man in history
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    • little know fact: Theodore Roosevelt's wife and mother both died on the same day Valentine's Day. He is quoted as saying that was the day the light had gone out of his life.
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    • He’s the best president. Can’t change my mind.
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    • Would've beat the fuck out of death
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    • If you tear down a statute of Teddy, you’re a cowardly, pussy-ass commie bitch
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    • WHAT’S UP BITCHES!!!!
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    • Teddy was the best president in US history and you can't change my mind
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    • Theodore Roosevelt is a legend
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    • Roosevelt when death steps on a creaky floorboard
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    • Damn right there would of been a fight.
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    • To anyone who says he wants the best
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    • They would’ve called him a communist if he was alive today
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    • I'm mean my mans got shot in the chest laughed it off then gave a 90 minute speech
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    • The man was literally shot in the chest during a speech and kept going while his shirt began to soak with blood and he said "a bullet cant stop the bull moose" what a fucking gigga chad
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    • Why he so happy he died?
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    • Alright wheres the comic
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    • Teddy is easily the best US president, barring George Washington, of course.
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    • The fact that he got shot during a speech continued on and then didn't get re-elected posses me off.
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    • He was a chad now all we have is a crybaby that goes on Twitter to complain
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    • What's up BITCHEEEEEEEEEES?!?!?!?!?!?
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    • Where the pic where Teddy Roosevelt tricking the grim reaper
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    • Roosevelt was a fucking Chad
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    • This has been featured like 16 times already but still pretty bad ass
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    • Not just a great president but a great man.
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    • Teddy built different bruh
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    • I’m proud to be American. We’ll get over this racial shit eventually. Hooyah
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    • Theadore was a GOAT
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    • My boy Teddy would kick deaths ass
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    • Yer goddam right there woulda been
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    • everyone says dying in their sleep is the best but idk if i’m going to die of age then i want to know what’s going down instead of the not knowing but hey maybe that’s just me
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    • Teddy Roosevelt is a man of pure power
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    • Where's that comic of Death about to ganked by Roosevelt after falling for a fake one in bed?
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    • Roosevelt was a badass.
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    • His death spawned chuck norris
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    • I believe that statement.
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    • What a chad
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    • wonder wat kinda drugs he did
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    • Speak softly and carry a big DICK
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    • Fucken rosevelt would have sent death back to hell crying like a bitch
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    • One of the best presidents If not the best
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    • He was for Medicare for all btw... Ik everyone on this app hates that
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    • He nooned them all then told everyone what a dumb ass I wouldn't have said anything just keep the secret 🤫
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    • What a badass dude
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    • We will never have a president like him again for he was peak badass
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    • Theodore Roosevelt and Andrew Jackson are two sides of the same coin
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    • Death's mission objective went from: "noon Theodore Roosevelt" To "Survive"
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    • Best fucking president the United states hat to offer. Absolute fucking Chad. I can only hope we get another one like him.
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    • I can imagine Theodore Roosevelt getting into a fist fight with death and win
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    • Bully, a challenge, I love competition! Now where would I mount the stuffed head of a Winston? Ah!
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    • Teddys boat was stolen once. so he built another, tracked tge theif, took him in without binding him, and was thanked by the theif for not nooning him
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    • Because a bullet can’t stop a bull moose and neither can death himself
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    • Legend says God was so afraid of him he sent him to hell and Satan was nooned by him and now Roosevelt rules over hell
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    • Google the man when you get a chance
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    • Goddamn dude Teddy was really one of the greatest presidents.
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    • I don’t think death would’ve won that fight
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    • If Robin Williams didn’t play him in the Night of the Museum movies, he might not be as popular with the kiddos
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    • Where’s the comic????
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    • I wouldnt be surprised if Teddy Roosevelt didnt die and came out of hiding to create an American dictatorship. God I love that man
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    • Roosevelt was black confirmed
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    • Oh wow I've never heard that quote before 🙄
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    • And now we have Trump...
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    • Bro Teddy was legendary
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    • Yea we know it’s only been featured like 12 times
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    • He was definitely nooned. That line is too scripted. It’s like a villain getting away with murder.
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    • He built a boat to chase down boat thieves and carried them across a frozen river for 4 miles
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    • Because no one stops a fucking bull moose
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    • Based
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    • "Shoot me again, I dare you." Probably roosevelt at some point.
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    • I want death to jack me before he noons me
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    • He was a beast. He boxed. Wrestled with bears and stuff
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    • Best character in civ
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    • "WHAT'S UP BITCHES!"
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    • Literally one of our greatest presidents
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    • He also got shot on the way to a speech and instead of going to the hospital he went and showed everyone his gunshot and gave his speech.
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    • "Ive never seen a skinny person drinking diet coke"
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    • Why is there not a movie about this man
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    • Trump is a pussy and scrum
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    • Infochecker fucks kids
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    • Fucker snuck up on me
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    • Which US presidents would get into a fist fight with each other?
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    • And the best president we ever had.
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