• Fun fact : Salads killed More people this momh than ar1 Ss .
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    • Guns don't kill people, people kill people with guns
      WTX_Lamkin 7 dec
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    • Salad is green and so is poison so I mean..
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    • Oh dang o.o lots of likes.. Thanks!
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    • Imagine living your whole life just to die to a salad
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    • I hate that people say guns should be banned because they are used to kill people. Cars are used to kill people, you wanna ban cars?
      BLewy56 7 dec
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    • Facts: e-coli is God's way of getting rid of vegans
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    • Real quick, if you advocate for gun control. Fuck you.
      Dubbers64 7 dec
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    • Ban the fully automatic assault salads
      Buster_41 7 dec
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    • AR-15s aren't even the weapon of choice in most shootings, even mass shootings.
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    • Assault lettuce. With a bump stalk
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    • Salads don’t kill people people with salads kill people
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    • This wheein is going to kill you with flavor.
      DrTexas 7 dec
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    • People kill guns with people.
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    • Rifles account for less than 400 deaths annually. You're more likely to be killed by a vending machine.
      MrSwerve 7 dec
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    • Ban biological assault foods
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    • We have to ban all lettuce and greens. A nationwide ban on salad! I am outraged👿🤬👿🤬👿
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    • Its funny bc most feminists hate both
      Boss34352 10 dec
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    • nachoblack 7 dec
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    • I mean most salads are good for you, but we need to restrict access to fully automatic assault salads.
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    • Guns don't kill people but they sure do make it easier to kill people
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    • Lets ban assult salads
      pyrof1re 7 dec
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    • Banning guns won’t solve a problem. Once Britain did that, people just used knives. Also, guns don’t kill, people USE them to kill.
      SoniLax 7 dec
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    • More fun fact: AR does not stand for assault rifle. It stands for ArmaLite, the company that created the original design for and AR-15.
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    • Guns are living things with feelings, you know. We should advocate for gun lives matter.
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    • I’m conservative and all for gun rights. But mfs don’t need 100 rd drums and slide fires
      Clibby440 7 dec
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    • And That's why I eat salad. 😁
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    • Also a fact: 500,000 to 3 million crimes are prevented each year by guns.
      Classic50s 7 dec
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    • The salad used an MP5K when it shot up the mall.
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    • Romaine lettuce has a higher fatality rate than cannabis
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    • Lol thats a dumb comparison. Cars have killed more people than atomic bombs so lets legalize those
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    • “This month” good job America, you were like every other country for a month congrats
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    • God that face pisses me off, the feminism just reeks off it..
      tiimtimm 7 dec
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    • To stop people from killing themself with romaine they restricted the buying of it in stores. Hmmm what a strange idea
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    • Lol I’d hate to be this lady. She’ll forever be know as the triggered snowflake liberal. It would be hard to point her out though because they all look like this
      Zonkey 7 dec
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    • #ban assault salads
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    • I like salads and my ar15
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    • Well no shit.. salads can’t kill an AR15...
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    • Take that you fucking vegans
      Hot4Raven 7 dec
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    • Ban all salads
      alanbuddy 7 dec
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    • Instead of shooting up a school I'll just create a mustard gas with my pee and bleach
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    • Reminder that you can kill just as many people with a pump shotgun as with an AR-15, maybe even more. AR-15s are not special or deadlier, just more "military" looking.
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    • Ban fully automatic assault salads
      PapaBohns 7 dec
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    • So the tables have turned on anti gun people AND vegans. Let us bring forth... SALAD CONTROL LAWS!
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    • Saber1347 7 dec
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    • I agree. They should be banned....and replaced with AR-10s. They are much better from a ballistic standpoint.
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    • BAN FULLY AUTOMATIC LETTUCE
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    • Take that liberals
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    • Rifles account for about 200 murders per year in the US according to the fbi. People are murdered more by hands and feet than rifles and shotguns combined
      NiccGee 7 dec
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    • Yeah, and when that happened, the govt stopped the sale of lettuce
      Taboo13908 7 dec
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    • Fun fact: AR-15s haven't killed anyone since 1977 (well at least ones made since then). This comes from the fact that the patent for AR-15, which was owned by Colt, expired in 1977. All rifles designed in the same fashion by other manufactures are technically "AR-15's." (Look up Colt AR-15 for more)
      Krieg_HotT 7 dec
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    • Shhh the vegan liberals will hear!
      newyorker 7 dec
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    • Salad doesn’t kill people, the E. Coli on the salad kills people.
      Fudgepops 7 dec
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    • Ban tactical assault salad
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    • "This month"
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    • And guess what happened to the salad? They CONTROLLED it. Not suggest we put out more.
      Gordas 7 dec
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    • Her face makes me want to castrate myself
      DeezMuttz 7 dec
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    • I'm in favor of reforming our gun laws to create a safer school environment for our kids, but the people fighting for it are complete idiots. Guns don't kill people; people do. Banning certain of guns and accessories does nothing for the cause. We need increased responsibility and accountability.
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    • VincentVon 7 dec
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    • Ban assault lettuce
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    • People don’t realize that the amount of lives taken in the Vegas shooting equal the amount of people killed in Chicago in one month alone. But most of those lives are taken by minorities in gangs but the democrats wouldn’t want to have that on mainstream media...
      Matt_Man 9 dec
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    • Theres a vid of this outrage chick getting dp'd
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    • In other words, we made it 7 days without a mass shooting, great job everyone, I think if we try really hard we can even make it to 8
      Felcher 8 dec
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    • Feminist be like "Reeeeeeeeee!!!"
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    • I wonder if that girl has killed herself after becoming a hilarious meme
      That__Guy 7 dec
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    • And romain is "illegal" now until further notice. Next.
      NogShot 7 dec
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    • Salad- 5 Weed- still 0
      MBG1400 7 dec
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    • i miss when ifunny wasnt so political damnnn
      alyssa3579 7 dec
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    • If a driver, let’s say drunk, crashes into another car and kills people, is it the cars fault or the man? Why shouldn’t we apply this to guns - stop blaming the gun and blame the damn person
      ChilIOut 7 dec
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    • You can thank trump slashing epa regulations that help ensure safe produce.
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    • Actually, ecloi from romaine lettuce has not caused any deaths during the most recent recall, as of november 26
      Yaaaaaas 7 dec
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    • Let’s just recognize a few things about this whole post. The post specifically talks about the month because of ecoli, and it also only references one assault rifle. Gun killings in general have killed more this month. Nice fucking try
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    • Ban fully automatic assault salads
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    • Bitches who eat salad dont even know what ranch dressing is. If you want it to be delicious put ranch on that shit, works all the time
      mumbojum 7 dec
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    • Jesus christ how retarded can people get yeah my AR-15 that I left outside didn’t kill the annoying neighbor so I’m returning it for defectiveness. Yeah thats how it is. If lawfully gun owning conservatives with all their violent guns were the problem you would be the first to know.
      Koalaby007 7 dec
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    • Cars kill more innocent people than guns but you don't see the government banning toyotas
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    • Is cranberry sprite any good?
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    • Fun Fact: This isnt a fact
      Rozhkov 7 dec
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    • To everyone harping on liberals: the reason for the lettuce issue is Trump relaxing regulation on food inspection. That’s right: only republicans could make lettuce dangerous.
      PoopD0G 7 dec
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    • People don’t kill guns, guns with kill people guns people
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    • Salads don’t kill people, people with salads kill people
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    • #stopvegans2k18
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    • We read it. It must be true
      da_worst 7 dec
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    • Ban assault lettuce
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    • Natural Selection killing vegans.
      Dura_Cell 7 dec
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    • Yeah but we have governmental regulations by the FDA to minimize the amount of cases in which this occurs from salad
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    • Fun fact, a gun has never killed a single person, a person with a gun did. Papercuts have killed more than guns have
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    • I'm just gonna play devils advocate here but people eat salads more than guns
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    • Guns don't kill people, chuck Norris kills people
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    • Except for I looked it up. Statistically, AR-15s killed more people last month than Salads; this includes death from choking on salads. That’s enough to disprove this and while without even going into the fact that the E. Coli outbreak that you’re referring to... has killed no one!
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