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    • Mean while the Dems have a basement full of underage girls waiting for them
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    • "Sir, what inspired you to enter politics at such a young age?" "Candy drawer"
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    • Meanwhile Democrats have the Stale Cum Desk
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    • Join the republicans, we have sweets
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    • republicans proving once again they are the superior party
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    • Democrats have a similar tradition but it’s kids instead of candy and they fuck em
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    • The other reason is because of food rules in the Senate so when your arguing a case you can't bring in much but they agreed that candy was okay
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    • "So now that you're senator, what will you be doing to stop human trafficking?" "Oh I just fill the box with candy."
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    • Checkmate democrats
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    • When Colorado uses it they pack it full of edibles. Why not? Congress isn’t going to get anything done anyway.
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    • Wholesome
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    • The one for the democrats is full of raw beef
      basedmf 20 sep
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    • content not available more
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    • Be a rebpublican, they have sweets
      Joy_Wells 20 sep
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    • RepubliCandy > DemoPhiles
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    • The Democrats have something similar called “the underage child desk” that just sits over a trap door leading to the basement where the Democrats keep their child sex slaves.
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    • Checkmate democrats
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    • I read this as “drawer full of socks” at first. I’m sad it’s not socks...
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    • See? Come vote Republican...we have candy...
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    • If you can’t beat em, sweet ems
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    • People will see this and still be Democrats smh
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    • Democrats- Having a candy drawer is racist!
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    • Is it no libs allowed?
      Iiao 20 sep
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    • The Democrats got a piss drawer tho...
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    • I heard that they shared the candy drawer even during corona
      Arting 21 sep
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    • Just fill it with mint mentos and keep a fridge of Diet Coke nearby. It’d make much better tv than the standard news coverage of politics
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    • I will now vote republican
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    • Well whoever is from Pennsylvania must have an easy ass time finding candy from their state lmao
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    • Meanwhile dems have a desk with dilating tools
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    • "Who's the asshole that filled it with generic watermelon chews"
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    • Democrats would somehow find that offensive & vote to ban it
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    • The dems desk it’s just filled with crack cocaine and child porn.
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    • They have to keep it on the Republican side to keep Joe Biden from using it to lure kids.
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    • Mattb2306 21 sep
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    • Wait, why don’t the Democrats want to give away “free” stuff? It’s like their thing
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    • This is true! The current occupant is Pennsylvania senator Pat Toomey. John McCain and Rick Santorum were also in charge of it at different points.
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    • This is why I’m voting for trump
      Besnik 21 sep
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    • Democrats never stood a chance.
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    • Dems couldn’t do that because of so many nut allergies.
      GQ_Smooth 21 sep
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    • And y’all thought republicans were the “evil” party
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    • _Galaxy 20 sep
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    • Republicans FTW
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    • AdArchive 23 sep
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    • Republicans: haha get pwnd snow flake dems. Democrats: whatever I bet the candy was made by a child slave in your evil corporation. everyone else: we're still fucked
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    • One thousandth comment
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    • Democrats > Republicans! Blm! Acab! Antifa!
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    • biden sniffs kids and trump has pics with epstein. both are bad.
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    • Republicans: We can't handle this pandemic well buuutttt.....would you like a butterscotch
      shwoompl3 22 sep
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    • Out of curiosity, what candy from your home state would y'all put in? I'm from Washington and our state candy is Almond Roca.
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    • This is really nice ....y don't politics be this nice anymore ...... now a days its " SCREEEEEEEECH !!!!!!ORANGE MAN BAD !!!! SCREEEECH" ..or "breaking news : a pile of High fructose corn syrup was found and was being concealed by Republicans, we have been told by top scientists thats bad.
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    • Nebraska- "fuck it. Kool-aid and corn."
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    • When the republican prove once again we are the chads of us government
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    • Biden has a van full of candy
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    • That’s my boy
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    • Damn I might have to vote red now
      hdkmx_v2 20 sep
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    • Reason #475 to vote Republican:
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    • Imagine if there’s a piece in the back from the 60s
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    • Democratic side has bags of weed and rolling papers from the senators home state
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    • Do you want ants?
      Jca2790 20 sep
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    • That’s the right’s propaganda
      ZedEvan 20 sep
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    • Like a republican would be generous enough for that
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    • Is this how they lure kids?
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    • They use it to lure kids, ALL OF THEM, this ain't Republicans vs. Democrats. They all creeps
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    • And that's how a bunch of Republican senators got covid
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    • Gotta practice luring little girls 24/7 if you're a Republican. Required these days.
      nartules 21 sep
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    • Probably cause the Republicans are used to using candy to draw in kids to molest
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    • Dammit you fucking republicans missed the best joke to make: the democrats have one full of chips cuz they always so salty, okay my work here is done
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    • Probably to lure children
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    • Its the spoils from all the candy they steal from children.
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    • I want more news of this!!!!!
      KnockOut 20 sep
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    • and that’s where corona started
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    • That's how they all got Covid
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    • Gopers are still n.a.z.i dumb fucks
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    • Cringe
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    • Imma let everyone in on a secret. Both dems & reps can be pe do s 😱
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    • Neat
      FUBAR 23 sep
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    • What do they mean by candy from their home state. Does each state have like its own candy different from others?
      Apyyyr 23 sep
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    • Now who's spreading Corona. LOL
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    • So yeah. That's more important and time honored than actual senatorial work. Here you go foreign countries, roast america again please.
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    • That’s awesome
      LarryD1 23 sep
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    • Wait, states have their own candies!? What? Lemme find out! 😳💕
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    • Cheap ass Republicans buying 99c candy smh
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    • confirmed that the republican party is the best
      ract 23 sep
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    • Man it really smells like mitch McConnell and fox news in here eww.
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    • Both sides are corrupt peds. Tear down and restart.
      Kosmer 23 sep
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    • “On the republican side”. Why are we dividing it up like that? Fuck our 2 party system
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    • Revess 23 sep
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    • Went to the senate house on a field trip once and ate from the candy desk. That three musketeers tasted like democracy
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    • I don’t want the senate playing games with my tax dollars. Get back to work
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    • Hope y’all like saltwater taffy
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    • To lure new children to the cum zone
      mmb1993 23 sep
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    • I side with the Republic
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    • Democrats have vaults of trafficked children
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    • One thing they can agree on!
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    • “OOPS IT’SS ME DA NEW JOYSEE CANDIDATE I ACCIDENTALLY STOHCKED ONLY JUICY TOYDS AND GAHBIGE IN DA CANDY DRAWERER”
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