• FULL BLADDER VS DISTANCE FROM HOME
STUCK IN TRAFFIC NEARLY HOME
FRONT GATE
SAFELY ENDANGERED
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    • The moment you are about to unzip your pants “open the floodgates”
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    • Your bladder reconnected to yhe wifi
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    • It really starts to hit once you get out of the car and take all the pressure off your intestines.
      Kontract 6 aug
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    • Honestly I can hold in piss way better than shit when it comes to this.
      SCP_4999 6 aug
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    • me when i empty my bladder:
      SbM48 6 aug
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    • That moment where you piss yourself right as you take off tour pants
      goop0 6 aug
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    • Never relax...
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    • Mostly because you’re moving is why
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    • DUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
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    • This might sound disgusting, but I keep a jar in my truck at all times. So if I have to take a piss and im in a jam, I can just take out the worm and squeeze the lemon there.
      Leroy8 7 aug
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    • Ive pulled over on the highway to piss on the ground. Literally cannot hold it sometimes.
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    • I got stuck On the highway when that happend to me. 30 minutes of pee shakes till I got home. I didn’t bring my gas mask so I couldn’t get off and go into a store or eatery. Could’ve destroyed a whole family from my violent leg shakes
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    • That is why i wear diaper
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    • I pissed my pants in the car the other day.
      _Poland_ 6 aug
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    • Run.
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    • Get to the toilet: I don’t want to go anymore
      Kyle1 7 aug
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    • Does anyone else can't read "run" anymore with out hearing the music
      Bakaopi 7 aug
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    • Feels like this
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    • I need horny jail. I shouldn’t be like this.
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    • *Sticks dick in empty Gatorade bottle*
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    • One time I was on the bus coming home from school and I had to take a shit so bad, and the turtle head starting poking out and the bus turned down the street and I rushed to get up and to the door but the turtle head broke off and rolled down my pants
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    • That when the poop pops it’s head out
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    • I can be stuck in traffic and have to Piss so bad but have the same amount of need at home playing games and last hours more
      Mikeyg73 7 aug
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    • MacauliflowerCulkin
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 6 aug
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    • It connects to the home Wifi
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    • Send videos of you pissing your pants
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    • Mustard 6 aug
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    • Penis
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    • You ever out and need to take a major shit and then when you finally get home, you don't have to go anymore? Hate that.
      Lampcap 9 aug
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    • Thankfully I'm able to pee in a bottle. Makes road trips faster when I don't have as many pit stops
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    • This happens more when I have to shit
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    • Once you're in your house, grip tightly until ready
      sewd1289 7 aug
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    • I just think my system knows when to start tbh. My bathroom is upstairs so when I walk up the stairs I instantly have to use the bathroom.
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    • bt your not a real adult if you dnt shxt atleast twice -tosh
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    • I heard the drop in my head when I read this
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    • I can hold in pee indefinitely. But when it comes to #2, I gotta use the loo.
      spleeN 6 aug
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    • 21stRosaParks
      Unless you’re me and gotta haul ass to take a massive shit as soon as you get where you need to be
      21stRosaParks 7 aug
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    • Unbuckle you’re belt while opening the door and lifting toilet seat or you’re doomed
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    • Its worse when you have diarrhea
      callias 7 aug
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    • Trying to get the key in the door and your about to explode for no reason
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    • anyone else see that red dot in the middle
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    • It knows
      Blorange 7 aug
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    • How come I only got to piss when I touch the door knob home
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    • Oh no I’m early meaning I have to see the porn shit
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    • At the bathroom door oop to late
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    • Did anyone else do the “run dundununun” thing in there head?
      nashary 7 aug
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    • I’m bursting to pee rn 😅 someone control me?
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    • Who careful, there are thousands of people who are immensely turned on by this
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    • You get the urge to pee when the bladder is about 1/3 - 1/2 full
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    • When it’s shit, it’s run the whole time
      370z 7 aug
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    • More accurate would be poop
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    • My brother had to pee so bad that when he got home, his pants were already off by the time he hit the stairs and straight vaulted up those bitches. I damn near pisses myself from laughing so hard.
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    • Relatable for my sister
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    • Can't see the word run without hearing the music now
      dbradner 7 aug
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    • Yes
      LoKoKuN 7 aug
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    • I feel like subconsciously you relax a bit once you get home. Some muscle in you unclenches
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    • Sometimes when I'm on walks I really need to shit and I'm almost home so I'm like I can make it and then it gets so bad that I have to shit in the woods again
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    • Also works when you have to shit without a gallbladder
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    • I do all these one after the other
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    • Has that ever happen to you, but you gotta take a shit? Those are the worst.
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    • The trick is to think of something sexual. It reduces the urge to piss significantly, seriously.
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    • Anyone else feel immense pain if you hold it for too long when driving home?
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    • Nah the moment when you are in front of the toilet fumbling with your pants is when you're doomed.
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    • It is si
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    • Pee is stored in the balls tho. Nothing else don’t do it Kings stay strong.
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    • You guys have a gate?
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    • I read the comic first an was very confused then read the top caption
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    • There was this one time where i took a shit in an orchard since i couldn't make it home. Another time i was on my way to school and i had to pull over (also shit in an orchard).
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    • Just piss your pants bro
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    • I once shitted in my dads car
      Mr8balla 7 aug
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    • Toilet: I don’t really feel like going anymore
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    • This shit happens when I’m upstairs, I’m like okay I can calmly walk down cause I don’t have to go that bad. Soon as I open the bathroom door it’s absolutely UNCONTROLLABLE and I have to hold my cock shut so I don’t piss everywhere
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    • If you go to school you know hold to hold the number 2
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    • “Gront Gate” like we all have those yes.
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    • I know that once you stand, the pressure shifts and you need to pee even more, but my head rationalizes it as a cruel irony that the hardest time to hold in your pee is right when you’re closest to the fated toilet.
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    • You guys not potty trained? I have already gained the ability to stop mid piss and resume when I feel like it wothout feeling the burn
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    • My family calls it Key-in-door syndrome, where the minute you get home you have to pee.
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    • I had to shit for an hour on the turnpike earlier. Literally the second it was too late to turn around and then I was stuck driving for an hour with nowhere to pull over.
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    • I once peed myself while trying to get the fucking key in the door-
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    • It’s odd how when you know you’re getting closer to the toilet, you’re bladder decides to make it more difficult
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    • Many times in this situation
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    • And when ever ur at the toilet it feels like ur gonna doe
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    • I heard it when it said run
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    • You have a gate at your house with your fancy ass?!
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    • Is it just me or does it get worse when ur right in front of the toilet
      Elyodi 7 aug
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    • When you're taking off your pants is when you swear you can feel it trickling down your leg.
      iamspeed 7 aug
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    • How come when you have to shit as soon as you pull into your driveway you feel like your about to lose all bodily function
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    • Getting read for work: Nothing | Going to work: Nothing | Getting there and clocking in: n o w
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