• when you bite down on the jolly rancher too
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    • Then when I finally get free my dumbass bites harder for more of a challenge
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    • I do that, then verbally announce how much I hate it, then do it again not 10 seconds later.
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    • I swear every time I do that I feel like I’m gonna rip my teeth outta the gums
      CRS6132 9 jul
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    • You hear a crack but the candy is in one piece.
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    • I've done this so get out a loose tooth when i was younger. Worked great
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    • I know about this terrible feeling but I once used it to my advantage. I used my big brain to take an anoying loose tooth out by biting down on a jollyrancher (which hurt) then as I left it there to get stuck I opened my jaw with all of my strength and that shit worked. My tooth was also stuck on it
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    • Do y’all eat Jolly Ranchers with or without the skin?
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    • Anyone else fold jolly ranchers after they go thin or make shapes out of them
      kaizzei 10 jul
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    • Funny story, when I was in 4th grade (I think) we were doing tests and my teacher was handing out candy and I chose a jolly rancher, I had a loose tooth and bit down as hard as I could and my loose tooth got stuck in the jolly rancher so when I yanked my jaw open my tooth was in the jolly rancher
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    • I do it on purpose
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    • I do that too. Except it’s not an accident. I think it’s fun to have my jaw sealed for eternity due to a jolly rancher.
      Krin 9 jul
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    • Reading this makes my teeth hurt
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    • *chomp*
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    • Shoulda used jolly ranchers to close shut the jaws of oblivion
      ee_eeee 9 jul
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    • I did that to a frozen airhead when i had a silver cap on my molar and it deadass just fuckin ripped my molar cap off
      Dachi 9 jul
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    • If you are ever attacked my a croc just put a jolly ranch in between their teeth and seal their jaws shut
      nathioz 10 jul
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    • And it pulls a filling out
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    • Two words. Milk. Duds.
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    • How many people just chomped their jaw... Imagining the feeling?
      bugs8803 9 jul
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    • I had spacers in my mouth as a kid and I pulled them out by doing that. I didn’t wanna tell my mom so I just put it back in best I could
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    • I’ve pulled 3 molar teeth out at once this way in 5th grade. It was my last few baby teeth
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    • I lost a tooth that way
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    • I once accidentally swallowed one like a pill
      GOAT_MAN 10 jul
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    • Yall ever do that with sugar daddies though?
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    • I once did this challenge (i was like 6) with my friends that you take two starbursts and a jolly rancher and make a sandwich and bite down as hard as you can. Well my stupid 6 year old ass decided I'm to hardcore for just one jolly rancher and two starbursts imma go with four starbursts 1/2
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    • Too hard? You shouldn’t be biting on a jolly rancher anyway! It’s called a HARD candy for a reason
      ZMG_ 10 jul
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    • Thank you all so much for the support!! I would really appreciate if you all checked out my channel it would mean a lot to me! Funny memes like this each day!!😁😁👍
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    • And then you bite harder and worry if it’s gonna yank your teeth out
      ODogX 11 jul
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    • Had one get stuck in my braces back when I had them. Shit was horrible. I thought I was going to have to rip my braces off
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    • Lost a tooth this way in 5th grade
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    • Wait for it to dissolve, or swish some warm water around in your mouth for a bit.
      poisonxo 11 jul
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    • Tooth plunger
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    • I once got it so stuck trying to open my jaw ended up ripping the jolly rancher in half instead of separating from my teeth
      TGbrony 10 jul
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    • Doing that was my fetish tbh
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    • I do it on purpose because I’m a fucking masochist and I enjoy the pain of my jaw trying to unhinge to unstick the gorilla glue that is a jawbreaker
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    • Jolly "gives you tongue sores and cements your teeth" Ranchers
      Nudables 10 jul
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    • I did that once but forgot the tooth I bit down on it with was loose and literally pulled my fucking tooth out
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    • Your bloodline is weak
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    • Can someone help me get my mouth open again?
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    • I do that intentionally, then try to pry my mouth open.
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    • Kinda different but one time I did this with a caramel apple sucker (while tripping) and when I opened my mouth my favorite gold tooth was stuck in the candy. I have no idea how long I looked at that lil gold nuggie for afterwards. Be careful out there gold tooths
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      PoopShoes 10 jul
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    • Just use a blowtorch, it will melt the sugar so you can open your mouth again
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    • Once I did that when I was 9 and it pulled out my tooth
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    • Add me on Pokemon go I’m bored. 3506 8711 5749
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    • I pulled a tooth out (baby tooth) as I reopened my mouth before
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    • I accidently chipped my tooth on one
      Sansy 10 jul
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    • I glued my jaw shut with a sugar daddy in school
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    • i had a tootsie roll almost rip a baby molar tooth out. almost. it was secure enough to not fall out but bleed everywhere and was too painful to yank the rest of the way out
      Peppster 9 jul
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    • There was 666 comments but I ruined it
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    • Just slide your teeth back and forth
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    • You hear a crack but the Jolly rancher is still in one piece . . .
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    • Shit ain't jolly after that
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    • I did this with frozen now and laters for fun
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    • But it's such a good feeling pulling your teeth apart. It feels like stretching after sleeping for ages. But it's your mouth
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    • Jolly ranchers + milk duds = flex seal
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    • I had those silver Mauler crowns or something as a kid and I was always suuuuper scared that it was just rip them off
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    • I fuckin hate that
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    • Give a crocodile a shit ton of jolly ranchers and he’s fucked
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    • What I do, is it gets stuck to my teeth and then instead of pulling it off and hurting myself I just lick it until it’s all gone
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    • It was worth it
      Dead_Mix 9 jul
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    • I love doing that
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    • I remember I bit so hard that I had to slowly lick the jolly rancher away to get my jaw unstuck
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    • Gotta wait it out
      83K20 10 jul
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    • Does anyone remember that one shel silverstein poem about the king eating a peanut butter jelly sandwich and getting his mouth shut? This is that
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    • that's how i lost a tooth in 4th grade😂
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    • I do that on purpose
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    • That’s hell on your teeth, I try to avoid that
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    • Just keep licking the Jolly Rancher until it breaks down.
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    • Milk duds are contact cement when you bite down on them
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    • Ever had a sugar daddy candy
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    • I did this once when I was little and forgot I had a loose tooth and it ripped it out when I tried to open my mouth
      Sarineth 10 jul
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    • Just pry your mouth open with your hands
      boomerl4d 10 jul
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    • Just shed your teeth lol
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    • That’s the best oart
      tmann615 9 jul
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    • Why tf are you bitting it in the first place?
      Deveydev 9 jul
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    • I wish I could do this, but I have braces on until like 2021/22
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    • What u mean accidentally that’s the whole point of jolly ranchers it’s a fun little game of chicken when the cost of losing is your ability to use your jaw
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    • Natural selection
      Weird 9 jul
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    • I used to do that for fun
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    • Top comments are gay
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    • I kinda did this on purpose it just felt good and satisfying for some reason it tickled my teeth
      Sdvix 10 jul
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    • Fuck id do that shit for fun and see how long it took to get my jaw un-stuck
      Llukix 10 jul
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    • Or a starburst
      Mudge7274 10 jul
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    • I do that on purpose when I get to the end
      Yod4 10 jul
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    • Jawly rancher
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    • I do that on purpose
      VANpANn 9 jul
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    • I remember being a kid and having a cap over a cavity. Bit down on a jolly rancher and when I opened my mouth up it pulled the entire cap off. Then my mom beat my ass
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    • I had fun doing this as a kid
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    • This one time I bit on a jolly rancher and when I pulled it out it pulled a molar 🦷 along with it
      Braith 9 jul
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    • I thought that was going a totally different route..
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    • Rolly jancher
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    • Phexal 9 jul
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    • Well I don’t eat candy so I don’t get this
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