From to 2020!
Amezing... This grand pa is celebrating his
146th birthday. Don't pass without wishing him. Happy Birthday Grand Pa @
bendoverd bendoverd
4 oct 2020
From to 2020! Amezing... This grand pa is celebrating his 146th birthday. Don't pass without wishing him. Happy Birthday Grand Pa @
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
2050, when you order a fish burger.
JMIII_BUT_CANCER JMIII_BUT_CANCER
25 sep 2020
2050, when you order a fish burger.
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
MemeAsFuck MemeAsFuck
16 jun
When I make an excuse and the person comes up with solutions
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Farewell_MFs Farewell_MFs
11 feb
Hey, I'm actually starting to like this Hey,I'mactually Aaand hes charact- dead.
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm.
Here's your bill.
My Card: *Declines*
Doctor:
codar455 codar455
28 sep 2020
Doctor: I fixed your broken arm. Here's your bill. My Card: *Declines* Doctor:
My Future
Wife
se ugly,
Me
ES
cheryDragon cheryDragon
21 oct 2020
My Future Wife se ugly, Me ES
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot.
The food
USMC30
11 jan 2020
Parents just eat it, it's not that hot. The food
Re UNDER ARREST
YOu
FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
Re UNDER ARREST YOu FOR BEING GAMK CUTE
ear followers,
Today I of
Tomorrow?
WINO KNOWS.0-
HumanouijaBoard HumanouijaBoard
25 sep 2020
ear followers, Today I of Tomorrow? WINO KNOWS.0-
I told her I lost my dog.
We've been looking for 2 hours now!
SS
ChrisX99 ChrisX99
10 oct 2020
I told her I lost my dog. We've been looking for 2 hours now! SS
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
bigdrakomeme bigdrakomeme
25 sep 2020
When you purposely call yourself ugly and she replies with "boy stop playing you know your goofy ass cute
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way
(SCREAMING)
StolenMemes69 StolenMemes69
1 dec 2020
Lactose intolerant people when they realise they live in the milky way (SCREAMING)
When you answer more than
10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin
th:
Cats Cats
24 sep 2020
When you answer more than 10.000 pss pss pss's in a row and unlock the golden skin th:
Girl: do your sexy face
Me: haha stopppp
Girl: pleaseeee
Me: ughh fine
JetJones2022 JetJones2022
24 apr
Girl: do your sexy face Me: haha stopppp Girl: pleaseeee Me: ughh fine
Ari LaBelja
Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie:
7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Ari LaBelja Me making sure everyone on the couch is paying attention when I'm the one that picked the movie: 7-08 PM - Twitter for iPhone
Food on Ubereats $21.48
Delivery Fee $0.99
Tip $3
Total $98.49
Brother
nick_11B nick_11B
2 jun
Food on Ubereats $21.48 Delivery Fee $0.99 Tip $3 Total $98.49 Brother
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake!!!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A Milkshake!!!
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
thatdrifter thatdrifter
25 sep 2020
all cats are good but i especially enjoy black cats who just look like vaguely cat-shaped blobs of darkness
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH
WHO IS SHE?
okiejarhead71 okiejarhead71
15 mar
THATS TWICE YOU'VE BATHED THIS MONTH WHO IS SHE?