FRIEND: Who's playing? FRIEND: WTF?! I thought Arsenal did a goal!
Me: Arsenal and Man United Me:
FRIEND: Ahh, cool Arsenal. FRIEND: What's that red card about?
Me: Yep, good team. Me: [Bored] That means the player leaves the field.
FRIEND: ls Drogba playing? FRIEND: Is he leaving to be a coach or...?
Me: He doesn't play for either team... Me: *mutters* for the love of god... No.
FRIEND: Ah, cool. WOAH. Is that Chris Brown?! FRIEND: Ah, like a traffic light. Yellow is a warning and red means
Me: [Bored] No... That's Chamberlain. you're done.
FRIEND: Oh. They look alike. Why's he holding that Me: Exactly.
yellow card? FRIEND: So why didn't he get a green card?
Me: He's warning a player. Me: They don't have those.
FRIEND: Have Arsenal ever won the World Cup?
*A few minutes later, Rooney scores* Me:
FRIEND: Who's that Mr. Bean looking dude on the side?
Me: That's Arsenal's manager Arsene Wenger.
FRIEND: No way. So Manchester's coach is Manchest
FRIEND: Nicel Chamberlain, what a
Me: We just went over this... That's Chamberlain