• friend: Werewolves are impossible to kill. You need silver bullets.
me: Why don't you just feed them chocolate?
friend: Why would I-OH MY GOD,
JOHN.
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    • Since they’re somewhat human they might have the chocolate processing enzyme that we have. Also, you’d need a lot of chocolate
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    • I've never accepted that ridiculous concept. They're made of flesh, blood and bones. They are not Bulletproof. They are not immune to the laws of physics.
      LexxsH 9 aug
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    • Ah yes, so they can eat it, maul you to death and then be kinda sick in an hour
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    • Obviously because their outside is wolf and their inside is human
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    • Pretty sure cutting them into piece and lighting them on fire works too.
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    • "This is impossible to do, and here is the way to do it"
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    • Pretty sure beheading will stop almost anything.
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    • We can be poisoned by chocolate the same way dogs are, but it takes a hell of a lot more chocolate.
      lwpack 12 aug
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    • I don’t get it, the only werewolf things I’ve ever heard/watched were on supernatural which is actually a pretty good show
      EllaS 11 aug
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    • A much better way to defeat werewolves is to give them a hug . Everyone needs a little love in these trying times
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    • Dark chocolate
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    • content not available more
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    • Looks like you could use a Snickers
      Sgerbila 10 aug
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    • 14 werewolfs
      SparkoFox 10 aug
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    • I would assume since a werewolf is part human that they could handle chocolate
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    • Yo fool werewolves heal faster than their digestive tract can fully poison their them
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    • cover a steak in chocolate wait for the beast to eat it and there you go or cover your friend in chocolate if your trying to sacrifice
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    • Just got to put them on the ride at knots called silver bullet
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    • I always go werewolf on my skyrim play throughs. Started a new game, got bit by a vampire third day, became a vampire completely by accident. Tbh it's pretty fun
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    • Or just dip the bullet in chocolate
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    • Gay
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    • Wouldn’t cyanide work too?
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    • Or just use shoe polish
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    • Shoe polish
      Explosify 10 aug
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    • My dog ate an entire box of Oreos and I was tweaking about it until I found out that Oreos only just enough chocolate in them that they legally have to list it.
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    • But how do you get them to eat it?
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    • Get the antifreeze
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    • Chocolate covered bullets
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    • Cause chocolate makes them happy, I thought we were using the wood to k*ll them...?
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    • What career should I pursue
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    • A guy changing into an animal because he pulls a superman but with the moon isn’t breaking the laws of physics
      JoeDelao 10 aug
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    • Silver has never been the only way to kiIl a werewolf. It’s just the easiest way.
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    • Raisins
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    • Why use silver bullet when you can use mini gun and turn werewolf into ground meat
      FBI_69 9 aug
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    • Just fuckin capture them in their human form, bury them underground and wait for them to starve to death
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    • If it's possible to k!ll with silver than it's not impossible
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    • Get your furry friend to seduce it
      Boat_Man 9 aug
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    • cringe
      ST_Rafe 9 aug
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    • shut up
      CumGland 9 aug
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    • Chocolate bullets
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    • Hot
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    • If you can't k!ll them, fu ck them
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    • Stick bug likes chocolate
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    • If it bleeds, it dies. Fuck y'all "SiLvEr BuLLeT" logic
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    • Is it because chocolate makes canines sick? I don't get it.
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    • Check out my feed
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    • Professor Lupin ate it just fine
      lor424 12 aug
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    • I’ve got 12 silver bullets in the fridge right now. I ain’t scared of no damn werewolves
      Meeks16 12 aug
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    • You are correct just as vampires and those monsters that can only heal from wounds and not cells like dp a significant amount of damage will ki ll it silver just makes them unstable on a molecular level inhibiting the healing therefore more expensive but easier ki ll
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    • The thing you never think about
      izzywhyat 12 aug
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    • Just throw them in a wood chipper
      CLF98 12 aug
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    • I wanna be fucked by werewolves and turned into one.
      KhadaJay 12 aug
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    • See you can blow up a werewolf but it’ll just fucking reform
      stikdude 12 aug
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    • Fun fact: Silver Bullets are ridiculously inaccurate, even at close range. Mythbusters shot a few, couldn't even hit a target a few yards away
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    • I want to see a horror movie where it's just all these cliche monsters with cliche silver bullets and have some kid from the future just outwit them and de-monster them.
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    • They are “immune” to anything but sliver as it was thought to be a pure metal and such could hurt/destroy in-pure creatures
      Indexo 12 aug
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    • Chocolate bullets
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    • Greapes would be quicker
      SenseiOP 12 aug
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    • Wood chipper beats everything
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    • Damn you monster, you ugly as a mullet. Chew on a few of my silver bullets
      ManlySoup 12 aug
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    • Ever since I watched Teen Wolf this has always been a question I’ve had
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    • I'm pretty sure a 40 mm six-shot revolver-type grenade launcher could take down a werewolf and things around said werewolf.
      EonTWolf 11 aug
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    • Is this why Lupin always had chocolate on him to give to Harry, cause he couldn't eat it as a werewolf
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    • Here have a Snicker's. Your not you when your hungry.
      unic0rns 11 aug
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    • Somebody post that Robot Chicken sketch about the werewolf and the minigun
      dandjman 11 aug
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    • Haha
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    • Why would I give a werewolf my Coors light?
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    • Oh yea. I’m sure the man eating monster is just gonna let you do that.
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    • Nah Avocados
      GECKTaker 11 aug
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    • They heal faster than they can shit themselves to death
      nomnom4 11 aug
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    • Hmmm
      Joe175 11 aug
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    • False. In scary godmother we see a werewolf eat chocolate and not die.
      begger64 11 aug
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    • Ah yes the ghost of John Winchester possessing someone else named John
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    • This is BS. My dog ate a whole Halloween-sized bowl of Hershey Kisses; didn’t die. He shat aluminum foil for a week though.
      mcgeehbs 11 aug
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    • Can someone please explain this to my dumbass self
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    • They have human organs so they aren't allergic
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    • Just do a Butcher of Blavkin and slaughter everyone with a silver sword
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    • I imagine since they aren’t entirely canine and still part human they would be able to properly process chocolate
      Noons_n 11 aug
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    • The wizard to ld you to say that, didn't he?
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    • John Marston in Undead Nightmare...
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    • Big brain moment
      DR0ID 10 aug
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    • I cant even say gr4pe
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    • Give them gr4pes
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    • So if a werewolf has eaten someone during the night, does he need to take the mother of all shits every morning after turning back to his human form of does he prevent such a thing from happening by shitting in the woods before turning back?
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    • Dogs only are susceptible to chocolate based on weight, a lil 10 lb boy will die from a hershy kiss but a great dane can eat a slice of chcolate cake no problem, so a werewolf would just laugh tbh
      SuperCrap 10 aug
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    • Because silver bullets dont exits ?... And come on 00 buck shot to the dome. Head gone... Atrat tannerite to him or c4 gone
      jma23 10 aug
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    • They'd need to eat their body weight in BAKERS chocolate. So good luck with that
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    • Chocolate bullets
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    • If you watch the 3rd Harry Potter movie (i may be mistaken) Professor Lupin shares some chocolate with Harry after dementor attacks. Hes a werewolf. I don't think it works.
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    • You can make silver bullets yourself. It'll just cost a lot of money and a bit of time
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