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    • How the fuck do you NOT take off your shoes when going in anyone’s house?
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    • Buys you food on the way home
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    • Then they ask you if you want a soda, and you say no thanks. Then a few minutes later you feel like this
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    • Never met anyone who didn't take their shoes off n call friends mum by the last name Mrs. Etc, you're in someone's house, you are to be respectful to it and the people who own it
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    • I grew up on a ranch so leaving my shoes on would mean I'm literally tracking shit into their house.
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    • Anyone else feel akward playing video games with them too? Like you don't wanna let them win, but at the same time you feel as if you shouldn't win?
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    • Hell no it's Mr. And Mrs. Or Miss, and shoes always get taken off mfer
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    • Calling a friend’s parents by their first name is physically challenging for me so I just add Mr or Mrs in front of it and as for shoes I always take them off unless they insist that I can keep them on
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    • If youre a kid of divorced parents you know how weird it was walking into a friends house for the first time and seeing a happily married couple
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    • "I have to go. I have...uh...terrible foot odor."
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    • I have to call my friend’s parents by their first names and it honestly made me uncomfortable at first, but it was a cultural thing so I did it for them
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    • It still bothers me when I’m at a friends house and their mom offers to get me food. Like yeah I’m hungry and all and appreciate the offer but at the same time I don’t want people to feel burdened with the task of feeding me
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    • People who wear shoes in houses are the same people who just break the plastic film on Nutella caps and medicine bottles instead of peeling it off.
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    • My best friends mom ask me to remove my shoes while I waited for my buddy to get off work an get home and call her buy her first name. One thing lead to another and we was butt ass naked in her bed doing the nasty and I just never could get the nerve up to reel him how close he came to me being his
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    • My friends family is so nice they took me to a good restaurant, bought me dessert, drive me home no matter where I am, and make lighthearted jokes about the people we all hate. My family says ,”fuck off abortion” and neglects each other while my parents are arguing
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    • When I was like 8 I went over to my friend's house for the first time and I liked it so much my friend agreed to let me live there and we both threw tantrums when my mom came home to pick me up
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    • Actually, quantum mechanics forbids this
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    • I physically can't eat or drink anything at my friend's house
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    • "You can eat whatever you want"
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    • I am 20 years old, I've known my friend Nathan since I was 8, I graduated high school with him, stood in a wedding with him, to this fucking day when I see his mom, out of my adult mouth comes "Hi Mrs. Nathan's Mom"
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    • it mades me so fucking uneasy when my friend laid down on his bed with his shoes still on
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    • i called my friends mom “baby” once and she said “ok babe” so i don’t say that anymore
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    • Who tf wears shoes in the house you psychopaths
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    • I always got confused when they said “when your hungry just eat something in the fridge” that was a war crime to eat something out the fridge in my house with no permission
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    • I was friends with a single child, one day I went to his house, he had everything a single child with all the parents attention would have, I swear they were trying to adopt me so their kid would have a "sibling" talking about sleeping over, overnight roadtrips, buying me clothes and even moving in.
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    • The only thing harder is eating their supper
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    • Sometimes I don’t even sit down until they say something 😂
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    • If you didn’t call your friends parent by “*name* mom” you didnt do it right
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    • Stacy's mom has got it going on
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    • I never understood why people left their shoes on inside
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    • I never feel right leaving my shoes on, but if they tell me to, I leave them on. Because that means they probably leave their shoes on, so their carpet is nasty. And I don’t want to walk on that
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    • I personally can't take my shoes off in a house that isn't my own. Im just waiting for my mexican nana to glare at me
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    • I have to get comfortable with people at there house before i take my shoes off
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    • If someone's mom let's Tou call her by her First name, she is willing to fuck you
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    • Don’t worry, his mom will be screaming your name later.
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    • Me the first time I spent the night at my best friends house. Now? I open the garage door and in a high pitched voice say “IM HOOOOME” and I hear an equally hi “WEEEELCOMMEEEE”
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    • If it’s carpet, you’re fucking barbarians if you keep your shoes on
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    • I have been trained to not commit such sins
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    • You bouta catch this dick, linda
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    • You on a first name basis with a hot mom?
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    • I used to bang my friend’s mom. For some reason she got arrested for being a PDF File?
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    • I live in an asian household so i always jad to tell my friends to take off their shoes 😔 or my mom finna beat this ass
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    • My mom would find out somehow and come beat my ass
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    • Who the fuck wants to keep their shoes on
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    • Why on earth would I want to wear my shoes inside your lucky if I'm wearing shoes outside
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    • ACTUALLY, quantum physics forbids this.
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    • My middle school best friend and I are both currently 18. Ive been going to his house almost every other weekend since 13. I still call his mother and father Mr. and Mrs. And it may or may not be because I have no fucking clue what their names are
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    • If you have carpet in your house and you walk around with shoes on you’re a fucking animal
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    • Call her mom to assert dominance
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    • 18 yo me: physically can not do that
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    • I’ve known my best friend and her parents for 14 years, and I’ve only just recently gotten somewhat comfortable with calling her parents by their names.
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    • Friend's mom: you can call me by my first name, daddy. Me: you can just call me dad, Heather
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    • Wearing shoes inside just feels awkward and unnatural
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    • I call my best friends mom Ms. Mom
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    • I had it rough growing up. I wasn't allowed to go to any of my friend's house. Yet alone talk to most of them
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    • people that come over to my house and ask if they should take their shoes off. damn bitch of course, i’m not disgusting
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    • Calling her by her first name is the first step to her calling you daddy.
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    • Shit, I’m 20 years old and I STILL do this. 😂
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    • I've never met a single fuckin family that takes their shoes off before coming in the house. Does everybody outside of Oklahoma live like Japs?
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    • *tells you you can leave your dishes on the table* *is shaking*
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    • Who the fuck do you think you are, do NOT take your disgusting fucking feet out in my house, you keep your shoes on or you can get out.
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    • Walking into old friends house *screams* "sup fucktards I'm back and about to steal shit"
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    • This dog I knew was not allowed upstairs in its house, I tried to get it upstairs in my home and it just wouldn't
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    • You should your shoes off so you don’t dirty up their carpet
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    • I dont know my best friend of 10 years' mom's name because I've literally been never told it and I'm too afraid to ask. I just call her mom.
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    • Taking shoes off is not only respectful but it also makes me feel more at home
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    • My parents always had the rule to take off your shoes but now that I have my own place they never take their shoes off when they come over....
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    • I went over a females house once and over time I kept going a lot more and me and her mom were in like a fuck buddy relationship.
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    • I’m 24 and I still can’t do those things at my buddies house
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    • I’ve never had to take off my shoes in my house or any of my extended family’s places; and we def not rich or nothing. Like I thought that was just some Asian thing
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    • Manners are universal... you’d think
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    • Anyone from the south is never going to be able to do that.
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    • I had a friend where is was so close I could walk in, make a meal, then say hi. They literally stocked a certain cereal just for me and called me there second son.
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    • Sorry Karen, I appreciate it, but I’m not a filthy heathen I take my shoes off inside someone’s home
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    • I think it would be more accurate if it said you can take your shoes off. It's more comfortable but I never feel comfortable taking my shoes off outside of home
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    • Mrs. Billy’s mom
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    • What do you mean 12y.o. you? I still do this and I'm 22
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    • My family would not say anything and judge you based on your actions. If you left your shoes on then you planned on leaving, if you took them off then you're family. If you wiped and took em off, you're grandparents.
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    • i was a girlscout and i suggested that we send cookies over to our troops when i was like 5 at a regional gathering, i found out a couple years ago they do thst now... damn old bitch took my suggestion as her own
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    • Weird, where I’m from you start out with shoes on (that’s the polite thing), and wait until you are told a few times that you can remove them
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    • Look nobody gives a fuck if you think you should take off your shoes when you enter someone else’s home. It’s fucking shoes. Unless they’re dirty as fuck then it shouldn’t matter.
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    • When I was a kid I never called adults by anything except Mr./Mrs. or sir/ma’am
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    • In my experience the shoe thing was reversed. I’d ask if it’s okay to take my shoes off.
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    • I’ve known my best friend for the last five years now and we pretty much just do whatever. Once I walked in his house and made myself lunch and he walked in and said “oh I didn’t hear you pull up”
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    • “Don’t be afraid to cuss”
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    • I’ve been dating my gf for almost 4 years and I still refuse to call her parents by their first names.
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    • I legit never said my friends moms name in the 10 years I knew them cause I was awkward
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    • In my house you can take off your shoes but you don't have to and with our mom it would be A, Mrs. (First name), B, Mrs. (Last name) or C, (one of our names') Mom.
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    • My boyfriend and I have been dating for 7 months and his mom loves me but I still can’t call her by her first name without being uncomfortable
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    • You know you’re best friends when you can raid their fridge 😎
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    • I never take my shoes off in my own home so I often forget that's a custom for many homes.
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    • "and you can call me daddy"
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    • I just call my friends mom “mom”, I either say hi or not at all. Or we have a really close relationship so I just say mom
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    • Me-what kind of lawless land is this
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    • I had problems calling parents by their last names for some reason. I always prefer to call people by their first names, I guess its because my mom always did it and I think of saying Mr or Mrs for teachers only. If they ask me tho i will say mr or mrs but otherwise its first name
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    • All of my white friends moms: wow, I wish you were my son!
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    • Seems rude that they would tell you to keep your shoes on. Like your feet are dirty or something
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    • Bro i'm 17 and i still cant
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    • I'm not even talking courtesy here, why the fuck would you want to wear shoes?
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