Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go?
Me:
WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
NaheemGaming NaheemGaming
2 jun
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
Netflix: Are you still there
Me:
bigclout bigclout
1 may
Netflix: Are you still there Me:
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
The_Ghostface The_Ghostface
24 sep 2020
Couldn't stop laughing at the anime sc filter on my dog.
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
When the boss walks by and you pretend to work but you're 2 hours deep in FaceBook stalking
WTF fun fact #4002
A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying
gun to shool his pst
com
WhiteCrewmate_ WhiteCrewmate_
30 dec 2020
WTF fun fact #4002 A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying gun to shool his pst com
*on FaceTime*
"Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert"
Robert:
imaginary_animals_5 imaginary_animals_5
25 sep 2020
*on FaceTime* "Robert's here, too. Say hi Robert" Robert:
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
Catholic_Ancap Catholic_Ancap
21 oct 2020
When Warz tries to jumpscare me
NplSalad NplSalad
20 sep 2020
I heard my cat fighting, so i tried to help him..
mood mood
26 sep 2020
c} TikTok We have to stop pretending that these type of dogs are cute
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
"Can we listen to something besides
1700s Sea Shanties?"
lowgin_powerdrill lowgin_powerdrill
10 oct 2020
"Can we listen to something besides 1700s Sea Shanties?"
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter."
GET
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
7 jan 2021
"My sister is about to have a baby and my brother showed up to the hospital in a suit because first impressions matter." GET
i hav dog in cup
> iS
yeetis_the_fetus yeetis_the_fetus
22 sep 2020
i hav dog in cup > iS
I'M SORRY BUT
NC
\ or
YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
THET470441 THET470441
3 oct 2020
I'M SORRY BUT NC \ or YOU LET THE HOT CHOCOLATE COOL
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
How Godzilla be looking at Kong when he hits him with the dollar store
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015
sneauxflake
getting ready to joust at hole depot
sneauxflake
home depot* jesus christ
THE HOLE DEPOT
havesomefaithinme
Black Friday shopping
likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015 sneauxflake getting ready to joust at hole depot sneauxflake home depot* jesus christ THE HOLE DEPOT havesomefaithinme Black Friday shopping
EPIC BOOBS
Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
JFly420 JFly420
10 feb
EPIC BOOBS Can turn heterosexual females into lesbians in 0.39 seconds
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
I hate eating around kids. U know they bout to beg when they start looking at you like this
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber*
Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan*
YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO
Mand0 Mand0
18 dec 2020
Mando: *tries to give up the Darksaber* Moff Gideon: *looking at Bo Katan* YOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO