• Friend Dude, something crazy happened today.
What?
Friend I can't tell you, it's a secret.
Me: Then why did you bring it up?
Friend
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    • That’s just fucked up nobody likes that person
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    • “real ones know, don’t hmu”
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    • My friend said yo something itlnteresting happened with the riots. And I’m like cool can you tell us. He then says sorry if I tell you someone might actually show up to my house to hurt me and I’m like bich why bring it up then
      trioinc0 10 jul
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    • I Fucked this snake girl
      Boat_Man 10 jul
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    • Dude, Guess What? No, guess.
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    • He fucked your GF
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    • I've been on both sides of this an equal amount of times
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    • My gf does that, and that shit is hella annoying
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    • Congrats
      Weird 10 jul
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    • My DM does this all the time. Everyone will be talking (either on break or in character or whatever) and he’ll interrupt and just loudly proclaim “Oh this is gonna be fun” and we’ll ignore it and he’ll say it a couple more times until we ask and he says “you’ll find out”
      GryffinTG 10 jul
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    • That happens to me so much that I just go “Damn, that sucks.” And just wait for them to tell me anyway. Suspense doesn’t k!ll me but it sure as hell k!lls them
      TheLil3K 10 jul
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    • Those people want you to dig in and ask that's why you just say oh ok and move on to deny them what they want
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    • Anyone k ow if rockstar is running test severs for GTA VI? My research says no. But my friend insists that he’s been doing a test server and refuses to talk about it.
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    • Tomio 10 jul
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    • People that do this should have their fingers broken
      Dropped 10 jul
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    • Feature! Feature! Feature!
      blue_too 10 jul
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    • Lol
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    • I fuckin hate that shit, don't play with me and make me curious thats how you make enemies dipshit
      Yoshika77 13 jul
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    • I should use that comeback. I usually just go “oh, ok” but now I can actually show them the amount of fucks I give.
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    • And I quote “PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES”
      dude40 13 jul
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    • Attention
      TinyNess 13 jul
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    • Congratulations, you're a cunt
      club27 12 jul
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    • J4M35 12 jul
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    • When I do this it’s because I want to tell you but can’t
      bytheway 12 jul
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    • I hate when people do that, they are on their phone and are like WOOOOAAAAHHH then you say what is it? And they say nothing, what’s even the point
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    • I have infact told someone to leave my house because they said this to me
      BigPapa98 12 jul
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    • Only thing I do that people like is the I ask people to guess things and wait until they actually guess. Not the “guess what, no guess” thing.
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    • *Tells*
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    • My ex did that to me when she wanted to manipulate me emotionally
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    • Just lost the game....now u gotta lose it too. We gotta suffer together
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    • Attention.
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    • Hate that
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    • He fucked your mom
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    • Because those people fear that they are seen as boring so they bring up anything, even if it's a secret, just so others know they actually talk to people and have a life.
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    • I had a girl do this for a month before telling me her friend had a crush on me
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    • Attention and wanting the person to beg for information that only you know
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    • All my friends do this and they get mad when I start saying I don't care anymore
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    • Anticipation +1
      bg_ari 11 jul
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    • Yeah I wouldn't talk to them anymore
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    • I just like making you suffer never knowing the reason
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    • Having that kinda of relationship is bad and childish
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    • Because they really want to make you make them talk so when they spill, it wasn't their fault, when in reality, they suck with keeping secrets
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    • My bf does this sometimes it’s annoying ig he just wants me to press for answers until he finally does tell me
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    • bruh i had a friend who did this ALL the time. she’d be like “omg something happened last night” and would say she can’t tell me what happened so i just stop asking altogether. i’d be like “okay cool” and continue my day. i cut that bitch off lol
      ragooo 10 jul
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    • I hate that shit, don't do that
      yungmann 10 jul
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    • Hate when people call my name, then say never mind and won't tell me what its about
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    • DrDisrespect situation on twitch rn
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    • If they bring it up like this then it’s almost guaranteed that they will crack. Like they said something because they want you to know that they know something, and will have the urge to prove they have some worthy info.
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    • Suspense.
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    • He’s excited and you’ll probably find out later. Ask if it’s a temporary secret or ever lasting
      Hrfjio4 10 jul
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    • My dad is like this. My brother’s been having some issues and my dad got me involved, and when i tried to find out more he got mad at me for it. Bitch you started it
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    • All right then, keep your secrets
      Zeroxer 10 jul
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    • I just dont talk to those people. Either you wanna talk and share with me or you want a wall between us. And if you aint wanna talk i wont wanna.
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      boi21011 10 jul
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    • Well now I’m going to bother you until you tell me
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    • Now I'm seeing you everywhere Xpac lmfao hell yea
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    • Five year olds be like:
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    • OPA
      XanCat 10 jul
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    • That’s my fucking pet peeve
      gekyume 10 jul
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    • My friend Dylan be like
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    • Attention
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    • I hate that shit.
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    • My wife pulls that shit and it pisses me right the fuck off
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    • This meme’s premise feels kind of contrived.
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    • Now you mist die.
      geexd125 10 jul
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    • Just like this
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    • Titz 10 jul
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    • One of the times where you can either smack them or express your desire to do so
      YourGuyCy 10 jul
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    • Dumb bitches
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    • Hate when people make vague statements like this and get offended when people ask what it is about. Attention wh0res
      halez 10 jul
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    • I need to talk about it. But I can't, but I REALLY want to
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    • They always end up telling you
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    • Then don't waste my time
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    • i hate people who do this it makes me want to destroy their face
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