Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
Thinking_Of_Name Thinking_Of_Name
23 sep 2020
Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render - Middle Triassic Dog Thing Render
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
ANIME DOG
ANIME DOG
Flamin_Memes Flamin_Memes
24 sep 2020
ANIME DOG ANIME DOG
Mr. President
John F. Kennedy:
Dastan Dastan
5 oct 2020
Mr. President John F. Kennedy:
Taco Tuesday
The Weeknd
Monday
The
Open_Road Open_Road
25 jan 2021
Taco Tuesday The Weeknd Monday The
Six Americans were shot by dogs.
Most of these shootings occurred in Florida.
LL,
THEOUTCAST THEOUTCAST
25 sep 2020
Six Americans were shot by dogs. Most of these shootings occurred in Florida. LL,
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
Arsene Arsene
9 oct 2020
When you're trying to Netflix and chill but David Attenborough is talking about the endangered turtles
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
WHEN THE ABORTION PILL HITS YOU AND YOU START SEEING THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL
In 2010, a man in England was arrested
for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs
and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
iScare iScare
22 sep 2020
In 2010, a man in England was arrested for recording his neighbor's noisy dogs and replaying the noise at full volume over the neighbor's fence.
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
Why do cats purr?
ApocritaArchive ApocritaArchive
29 sep 2020
Why do cats purr?
name something better than Logan and
Jake Paul, i bet you can't
@finah
death
WalmartEef WalmartEef
18 may
name something better than Logan and Jake Paul, i bet you can't @finah death
Date a girl who wear glasses.
It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off.
Xavier
Wash off her Makeup and then you date
3 girls
avarmend3
10 nov 2020
Date a girl who wear glasses. It's like dating 2 girls when she takes them off. Xavier Wash off her Makeup and then you date 3 girls
Me during my current phase
Me during my where I'm 1000x
emo phase.
more sad, but
dress normal for work.
Girthquake666 Girthquake666
12 mar
Me during my current phase Me during my where I'm 1000x emo phase. more sad, but dress normal for work.
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
highestvibes highestvibes
27 sep 2020
Mace windu whenever ahsoka or Anakin do something heroic
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But
You Just Aren't Impressed
Don_Snakey Don_Snakey
3 jun
Name An Artist Everybody Loves But You Just Aren't Impressed
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Boom_shakalaka Boom_shakalaka
22 sep 2020
Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys.