Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
I_dont_know_what_happened I_dont_know_what_happened
27 oct 2020
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot.
Food:
Tabby Tabby
21 nov 2020
Parent: Just eat your food, it's not that hot. Food:
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
socialmediapariah socialmediapariah
22 mar
WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
SpareParts SpareParts
23 oct 2020
When you're sitting at work and you see a dog on instagram with 5 million followers and you realize he's making more money than you.
TikToks TikToks
23 sep 2020
Cat wakes up in the sky and surprises pilot
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Thanks for being discreet with my package@
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob.
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Ho looks so lost, someone help him
It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
LiegeAnon LiegeAnon
24 sep 2020
Every Canadian mom's favourite singer, Michael Buble, was recently spotted at Disneyland having absolutely zero clue what to do with corn on the cob. burzteed Ho looks so lost, someone help him It's tke... He Anows, on some tovel, that this isn't the way it's done.
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Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids!
hey! was just laquite!' bad
here
Moneyluv Moneyluv
18 feb
Verizon LTE PM @ 100% <o w Amy J Hey sweetie it's Amy! Randy was out mowing when he said he noticed you drive past smoking a cigar of some sort. A lot of children live on the street so I will speak on their behalf and request you keep your habits private from the kids! hey! was just laquite!' bad here
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WOT IN TARNATION
EpicDailyFunny EpicDailyFunny
26 sep 2020
on WOT IN TARNATION
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian:
Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay:
Don't you touch my dick!
Legend903 Legend903
25 sep 2020
Girls after finding out their end tiriendl is a lesbian: Boys after finding out their bestfriend is gay: Don't you touch my dick!
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for
The sacred texts!
TyLord16 TyLord16
28 sep 2020
When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for The sacred texts!
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
Vaudevillain Vaudevillain
19 may
People with pocket knives looking at a box that could easily be opened with your hands:
the-real
bigdumbcutefac
mother cow looking after hi
dumbass those are dalmatians
the-real bigdumbcutefac mother cow looking after hi dumbass those are dalmatians
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole.
shove $1 in your booty hole
CatfishingSTL CatfishingSTL
25 sep 2020
When you see him after ti you let him waitress shove $1 $5 after your you let him hole. shove $1 in your booty hole
My dog when I call him
My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
Ze_loler Ze_loler
22 sep 2020
My dog when I call him My dog when there is another dog in LOOm radius
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video
mematic & Tenor
Meth Meth
5 feb
Me when i see the stepsis on pornhub being a stepmother in the next video mematic & Tenor
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
HillbillyKitten HillbillyKitten
22 sep 2020
the group of water bottles in my room when bring in another one
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This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job
As Security
Everyone liked that
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HondaSolo HondaSolo
22 sep 2020
AN This Cat Keeps Visiting A Hospital And Gets A Job As Security Everyone liked that SS