Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Me: I'm a Calot person.
Friend: A what?
Me:
Warlord_Of_Mars Warlord_Of_Mars
23 sep 2020
Friend: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: I'm a Calot person. Friend: A what? Me:
2020 keeps walking back in like:
Do hear here?
TopazTexanGal TopazTexanGal
4 nov 2020
2020 keeps walking back in like: Do hear here?
My mom was so strict, I told my friends she said "no" even though I never asked Imao
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
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eyes eyes
27 sep 2020
My mom was so strict, I told my friends she said "no" even though I never asked Imao AM - - Twitter for iPhone OE ame ame
me: wants dog
me: gets dog
me and dog:
Samy Samy
25 sep 2020
me: wants dog me: gets dog me and dog:
The perfect couple's costume doesn't
exi-
judaguy judaguy
26 apr
The perfect couple's costume doesn't exi-
Your
'Too Late Now...
is an Alsspole
A Guide fer Parents
Who are Most Likely
Also Assholes
Your 'Too Late Now... is an Alsspole A Guide fer Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you
give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
- Bob Marley
LaDyEnIgMa69
24 sep 2020
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
anal_cream_uppercut anal_cream_uppercut
27 sep 2020
rf TikTok Playing rough with your dogs in slow-mo ends with hilarious results
Ho,
Have seenthe
DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
xDoomSlayerx xDoomSlayerx
24 apr
Ho, Have seenthe DRAGOHS mi the kifeien:
nell. mone
fayaplaya_
Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi
Fiona
SN
_Chongyun _Chongyun
25 mar
nell. mone fayaplaya_ Man said u look like shrek when he was Savi Fiona SN
swift G
This how like to be treated when the homies arent around
men really be like this
swift G This how like to be treated when the homies arent around men really be like this
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Forgedgod Forgedgod
7 jan 2021
When your holiday has been cancelled by the coronavirus but don't want to give up the dream
Xinity Xinity
22 sep 2020
© Based on: viralbeautyvibz
So we got a new rug our cat doesn't approve Imaooooo' cf TikTok @addictedtochipsnsalsa
me: why does my back hurt
my posture everyday from 9-5:
me: why does my back hurt my posture everyday from 9-5:
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
fucked_ham fucked_ham
22 sep 2020
All i want for christmas is for my dog to carry his bone correctly
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
MacksDad2018 MacksDad2018
11 feb
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS BETTER THAN WASHED UP BAR SLUT
The only way to live with a cat.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
"I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT
IT IS TIME FOR ME
TO CATTE"
situary situary
27 sep 2020
The only way to live with a cat. thefingerfuckingfemalefury "I SEE U ARE DOIN A THING GUESS WHAT IT IS TIME FOR ME TO CATTE"
if was a person
Vilhem Vilhem
14 jun
if was a person
Kids next year after being homeschooled.
"but my momma said"
Scorpion7YT Scorpion7YT
30 nov 2020
Kids next year after being homeschooled. "but my momma said"