FREE CAT!
*I literally hate my cat
*Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care
* Does not know how to use litter
*Still getting used to a leash
box
Imagez3882 Imagez3882
22 sep 2020
FREE CAT! *I literally hate my cat *Her name is Sweat Pea but you can rename her don't care * Does not know how to use litter *Still getting used to a leash box
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?
A Milkshake!!!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A Milkshake!!!
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
MilkedAlienCow MilkedAlienCow
25 sep 2020
When you get caught doing something stupid and u try to cute ur way out of it
Me: *finally dies*
Satan: "So, how was hell?"
Me:
fuckina knew it
lj129016 lj129016
28 dec 2020
Me: *finally dies* Satan: "So, how was hell?" Me: fuckina knew it
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
when you help your friend slash her ex's tires and she gets back with him a week later
If your rice is too wet,
you fucked up
- Uncle Roger
2DrunkToTasteThisChicken 2DrunkToTasteThisChicken
24 sep 2020
If your rice is too wet, you fucked up - Uncle Roger
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS
MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS
QUACK DAA-DDY?
Xanloveless Xanloveless
22 sep 2020
THE KITTEN SAYS I THE COW SAYS MEW THE DUGK SAYS I THE DOGGIE SAYS QUACK DAA-DDY?
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?"
The guy who invented Coca Cola:
BobbyShmurda BobbyShmurda
2 oct 2020
"Wow this drink is good! What's the secret ingredient again?" The guy who invented Coca Cola:
How Cokeheads look at Crackheads
How Cokeheads look at Crackheads
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer
It's a peaceful life.
LolaBit LolaBit
21 dec 2020
my daily routine is very simple. i wake up and i suffer It's a peaceful life.
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches
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ClownNuts ClownNuts
8 feb
Eating a straw to prove that turtles are bitches 2.6K views 135 58 Share Download Save
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
If you want to understand the Universe
Ale
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Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
If you want to understand the Universe Ale Rr Ft> aA re Stop believing you are an APE on a Spinning Ball!
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-"
Mom: "Your school called today."
torn torn
25 sep 2020
Me: "Hi mom! How was your d-" Mom: "Your school called today."
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
Sheo_Bateman Sheo_Bateman
12 may
When you forget to thank the and his wife for their service.
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING
IR
Somedude2010 Somedude2010
24 sep 2020
LIKE ACTUALLY MAJIN BUU BUT THINK HE'S LIKE MY SELF DOUBT OR SOMETHING IR
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs
Perhaps I treated you too harshly
10 year old me learning that spiders eat other bad bugs Perhaps I treated you too harshly
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!
Maybelater Maybelater
17 mar
when you're playing with your pet fish and it bites your finger!