Franz Ferdinand's driver when
he's about to singlehandedly
create hentai
MR
Es
Where are we going? Y
Stallin Stallin
24 jun 2020
Franz Ferdinand's driver when he's about to singlehandedly create hentai MR Es Where are we going? Y
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?"
Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
banannanannaforreal banannanannaforreal
24 sep 2020
Teacher: "is that your little brother? he's cute what's his name?" Me who realized i forgot to lock the basement:
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @
people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
sully201 sully201
30 dec 2020
girls who wanna dress like hippies: I was born in the wrong decade @ people with insomnia whose circadian rhythm is biologically delayed so their ancestors could keep guard while the tribe is sleeping at night
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ChickenLegsMcGee ChickenLegsMcGee
21 sep 2020
FucK vou OWing- SC Stoy Watt
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Valyrison Valyrison
8 may
When the teacher says your going to fail, but you pass with a 65
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
19 nov 2020
When your roomate asks you why you still have a beard after borrowing his trimmer
Do dogs cry
While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of
their emotional state.
log do-clogs-cry
Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and
Emotions -
Feedback
FrozonelsMyDad FrozonelsMyDad
26 sep 2020
Do dogs cry While dogs can feel sadness and grief, they don't actually cry in the same way humans do. In other words, their sad feelings don't prompt a flow of tears. Humans, in fact, are the only animals on the planet to shed tears as a result of their emotional state. log do-clogs-cry Do Dogs Cry?: Your Guide to Dog Tears and Emotions - Feedback
'1000-Ib. Sisters' Star Tammy Slaton
Comes Out As Pansexual
Tammy Slaton, one of the stars of "1000-Ib
Licking the pans clean doesn't count as pansexual
__matteo__ __matteo__
24 feb
'1000-Ib. Sisters' Star Tammy Slaton Comes Out As Pansexual Tammy Slaton, one of the stars of "1000-Ib Licking the pans clean doesn't count as pansexual
That' the
Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI
GGain.
OldAbnInf OldAbnInf
26 sep 2020
That' the Another rerun on Bob, the Food ChgnneI GGain.
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
NerdyGirl21 NerdyGirl21
19 mar
Dad holding me circa 1987. Me holding my son 2020.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
Gasoline Gasoline
13 oct 2020
Someone left their blowup doll on the plane
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp.
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DarthBoner DarthBoner
6 may
When you swallow too much air while swimming and blast out an Aerophagia burp. ty
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
hive_of_many hive_of_many
24 sep 2020
I just knew I was being watched during my morning walk...
he was forced to be bri ish
memes
for one day
he was forced to be bri ish memes for one day
Ash
guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful
2017-10-22, AM
KOB1T3H KOB1T3H
8 may
Ash guys literally only want one thing and it's fucking beautiful 2017-10-22, AM
Me:
*walks past a bee during an acid trip*
The bee:
Me: *walks past a bee during an acid trip* The bee: