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    • Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!
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    • Dylicous 12 apr
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    • Thanks to statistical evidence I'm really good at sex because I've never left a woman unsatisfied.
      Drcool_52 12 apr
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    • We need to put lobster DNA into our own so that we dont die from old age and just get really big
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    • Currently am a believer of Solipsism which is the belief that i am a omnipotent being and the only one that exists, and the rest of this is just my mind keeping itself entertained
      MrVHS 12 apr
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    • Rethious 12 apr
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    • Technically when you die of something you are not immortal to that, but you are theoretically immortal to every thing else due to the fact that you can’t or rather haven’t died from it
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    • Extrapolation
      Kaiza 16 apr
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    • Yea well statistical evidence says you're a bitch
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    • realpeta 12 apr
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    • He's got a point
      Vitico 12 apr
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    • Antivax moms
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    • Death: im bout to murder this dudes whole career
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    • ___X 12 apr
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    • No, no, he has a point
      Darksoma 12 apr
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    • So Betty White?
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    • This is why you should learn to understand statistics. If you don't its easily to manipulate your opinions.
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    • Inductive reasoning ladies and gentlemen.
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    • It makes sense if you don’t think about it
      Eleven_AM 12 apr
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    • content not available more
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    • Bold of you to assume any of us actually exist.
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    • I am invincible as long as I'm alive
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    • If y’all like the black hole pic. I have stuff similar to that!
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    • Yet.
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    • Yet.
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    • But what if when we die we just wake up thinking it’s a terrible dream in a slightly different timeline? But not to different you would question it. Then that just repeats on an infinite loop
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    • Does it scare anybody else thinking you could have died.. left your family and friends devastated many times.. but you don’t know because this is the timeline you didn’t die 😐
      Coffeeeee 17 apr
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    • I think the great Master Yi says it the best “Key to immortality? Not dying.”
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    • Statistically every human in history has died and you share almost identical human biology so statistic say you’re mortal
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    • Yeah, you could be immortal and not even know it.
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    • Studies show living is the leading cause of death
      leo13 14 apr
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    • I love this type of thinking.
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    • I’ve been saying this for years to people!!
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    • PorkSword 12 apr
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    • Do flat earthers, vegans, anti-vaxx parents all follow basically the same principle?
      chodus 12 apr
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    • My gf always goes jogging at night and every time I tell her not to because it’s dangerous she gets mad and says I’m being controlling and that she’s been doing it for years and nothing has happened to her yet. I showed her this in response.
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    • but each day u get closer to death 🤔
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    • The mere inclusion on “yet” debunks your theory, hooligan
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    • Until proven otherwise, I am immortal.
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    • I mean... he’s got a point
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    • I hate the fact I can’t relate to this post. I died at birth twice. Second time was because I was to lazy to fucken breathe
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    • Correlation does not equal causation
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    • Me: People treat me like a god. Others:How? Me: They ignore my existence until they need something
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    • No no, he has a point
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    • It’s a simple spell but quite unbreakable
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    • Is it more immortal or undying? Like if your arm got cut off would you like out eternity without an arm or would it regenerate?
      itsEpoch 12 apr
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    • You don't have a large enough sample size
      figtreez 12 apr
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    • I'm immortal until proven otherwise
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    • If you haven’t lived past your expected lifetime then it’s not statistical evidence.
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    • That's how statistics work. Misleading people with math.
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    • I smoked 1G 6 days ago and I’ve ran 5 miles since then and my piss is crystal clear and I’m about to run 2 more miles Tomorrow do you think I’ll be good ?
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    • And that’s why we don’t trust statistics
      MemeStark 12 apr
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    • Accurate representation of how reliable most statistics are
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    • I mean, I guess he’s not wrong
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    • Convincing 🤔
      glep 12 apr
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    • That's a Steven Wright joke if I've ever heard one
      Millard 12 apr
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    • So the myth of achilles is that his heel is where his mother held him but in later (or earlier, greece is screwy) myths its possible a grown human could become invincible as ling as they focus on a point of weakness. Why didnt anyone do this and focus on theyre brain or something. Heroes arent smart
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    • It was only yesterday i saw this in collective and thought of stealing it
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    • Kill yourself to find out
      MDubz 12 apr
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    • Shit me too
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    • ndrake 12 apr
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    • ImJustRem 12 apr
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    • Y'know he's not wrong
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    • Me, playing a game, just before I die like an idiot:
      Lime09 12 apr
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    • I mean. You want to test that hypothesis?
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    • Keanu Reeves want to know your location
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    • Correlation does not equal causation
      Anieu 12 apr
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    • This is literally quantum immortality
      baconfan 12 apr
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    • If he continues to live at the same life to death rate he will die never
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    • Well hes not wrong
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    • Hmm that is a convincing argument
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    • Reverse card:You fool
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    • Same
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    • I have bypassed the system
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    • Unless you're already dead inside
      Lythicus 12 apr
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    • Sharena 12 apr
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    • Logic 101
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    • Beat my personal record for consecutive days lived, going again tomorrow!
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    • He’s technically right
      Daho 12 apr
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    • Statistically speaking then, I’ll forever be a virgin
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    • Jobin 12 apr
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    • Everyone’s immortal until they die
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    • That’s cool
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    • Never thought of it that way, that really brightens my day
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    • Correlation does not imply causation
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    • Where's the inevitable "I wish I was dead" comment?
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    • How gun enthusiasts back up their evidence to dissuade gun reform
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    • Oh she is still 3 cuz she was not vaccinated
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    • Deductive reasoning says otherwise. Are you not human?
      Diamant 12 apr
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    • He's got a point
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    • People who don’t believe in global warming logic
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    • The fact that he said yet kind of ruins it
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